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  We are performing close to The Flats in a convention hall type room. It seats over three hundred women but that is with no tables, only chairs lined in rows side by side. There are about ten dancers as well, so I will have to hustle more to make the same as I have been making. The first guy goes up and there aren’t many hot seats for him so he goes into the crowd to make one-dollar tips. A hot seat equals a five-dollar tip, but first guy usually doesn’t get many. It’s one reason we hate going first. Women need to warm up to us first before tipping us. The second guy does better. When he finishes his act and starts to take hot seats, the first dancer is now working the crowd. The rest of us are in back waiting. Some shows are a little different and this one is done differently. Whoever books the show has the final say on how it is run. No one had a problem with this. I go up and it’s good. This show is one that becomes forgotten about because basically there’s nothing special about it. Money was okay, fun factor was okay, girls were okay, etc.

  It’s Saturday morning—well, noonish anyway. The air is a bit chilly but I love the crisp, cool way it feels. It makes it seem as if the day is going to be awesome! A cup of coffee and off to the gym! A great workout today. Tanning is done. Heading back to Texas tomorrow so tonight will be a party! The guys are hungry so we stop at a Subway. Now, only four hours into our day and it’s time to head home for a shower and to get all dressed up. Rock stars get to dress much differently than the rest of us, and look cool. Well, so do strippers. They usually have some of the weirdest/coolest tank tops you can find. Most of their wardrobe is purchased from metrosexual clothes stores. Black boots are a must. They can double as your dance shoes and your dress shoes.

  Uncle Vicks is the name of the club we’ll be performing at tonight. I’ve been here before and it always has over four hundred women! It’s located on the second story of an old theater type of building, and as we pull up, we see droves of women heading inside. We all get excited every time we arrive. Only twice a year do we get to dance here and twice a year it is a packed house!

  We unload the car and carry in our luggage and props. We have to pass by a lot of the women in order to get upstairs. The screams never get old. Tonight, we are going to be partying like rock stars! Immediately, I see a hottie and she is gorgeous. She stands out very easily. Right after that, I see another hottie who is friends with my friend’s girl. Knowing we have friends in common, I lay on the charm. She has that look that says don’t bother me—at first—but I see right through that cool facade to a girl who wants a good fuck. We are engaging in a good conversation when suddenly, out of nowhere, a cock blocker appears! He is a friend of a friend. This guy doesn’t dance; he just hangs with the guys who dance, hoping to get a little “trickle-down pussy”. He throws in his jab of how I’m bothering the girl. I give him a quick smile and then turn back to the girl and we resume our conversation. She does not even look at him, just me. I tell her I have to go and get ready for my set. She says bye and I wink at her.

  I do my set but she doesn’t tip me. I don’t like that, but I still flirt with her. By the end of the show, we quickly get our things and she is gone. That’s okay. I have another hottie I’ve been talking to the whole show and she is ready to go. All the guys get their girls and we head out. On the way back to the house, my friend gets a call. It’s his girl and she has that friend who just so happens to be coming over. Wait…she is coming over to see me? My friend says it is so. Well, what a dilemma! Two hot chicks DTF (down to fuck) but I can only have one! Being the gentleman I am, I would not dump the chick I had with me for the hotter girl. No! The hotter girl assumed so that’s her bad! We get to the house and we all quickly part ways to our rooms with our girls.

  My friend has his girl there and her friend doesn’t seem too happy that I am with another girl. I see her check out my chick and give the disapproving nod. Someone is jealous, I think, as I’m taking my chick by the hand and leading her upstairs. I swear, I proceed to fuck this girl so hard and so long. I know the hotter chick was downstairs listening and it really turns me on! After about two hours, I nod off for about three hours. I remember her saying she has to get up early so I instinctively wake up really horny again. I get her up and lead her back downstairs. The hotter chick is sleeping on the sofa. She was stuck all night because she had ridden with her friend, who is still upstairs asleep with my friend.

  I take my chick down to the basement where there is a playroom. No door, just a staircase going down. I proceed to fuck my chick again and she goes from half asleep to ecstasy and her moaning is getting louder. This turns me on even more because I know the hotter, ruder chick is on the sofa getting woke up by our sex noise. That just keeps me pumping harder and faster. I’m rubbing her clit as I’m fucking her pussy and she is getting louder and louder until she finally comes. I pull out and take my condom off and jerk my come onto her stomach. I know the hotter chick has to be awake by now! I can only imagine how horny she must be. All night she has had to hear people having sex. I help my chick get ready and dressed and she heads out. A quick kiss on the lips and exchange of pleasantries and she is off.

  I head back in and everyone is still asleep—except one hottie on the sofa—she is wide awake. Hmmm…do I have enough game? Actually, I’m worn out. I go back in and pass out. I’m at the airport within a few hours of waking up and my adventures are over, for now.

  This is the sad part. Every party has to end and then it’s back to reality. Wait. I dance for a living—party on! Oh, and remember how I said that hottie stuck on the sofa just needed a good fuck? She flew down to see me a few weeks later. But that’s another story!

  Three in One Show

  It started off as a normal day. Nothing special about it at all. I had a roadshow out of town that night but it was one I had been to before and the crowd was usually good. It was a Wednesday night. The lucky guys got to go on a roadshow and make money while the other guys had to stay at the club on a slow Wednesday.

  It wasn’t always like this. I remember when I was the one stuck at the club. You pay your dues and learn the system, make it work for you to help you make money. I always made sure I went on these shows, eventually booking them myself.

  The drive to this show was three or four hours long and I was already feeling horny. I couldn’t wait to see what beauties were coming to see us tonight! We got to the club by 7:30 p.m., an hour before show time. Immediately, I started to scope out the girls. There was an abundance of hot girls, mostly in their late teens or early twenties.

  I was talking to one I had met the last time we did a show there. She was wearing a skirt, which to most people just means that she was wearing a skirt. To me, it meant she is DTF (down to fuck)! How do I know? Well, I told her the last time I saw her, “Wear a skirt next time. It’ll be WAY more fun!” So she did, and she is, so I guess she will!

  I took her by the hand and led her to the back area where there was a private bathroom. She was wearing a skintight black short dress. I got her inside the bathroom and she immediately turned around and bent over. No panties on! I could see half of her pussy under the skirt! A lovely pussy it was! I looked in the mirror and saw myself behind her like an NFL quarterback about to receive a snap from the center. I took my hand and rubbed her up and down. I could feel her lips get wetter the more I played with her. My cock was up and ready for some action. I just had to take the moment and really appreciate what was about to happen.

  This beautiful girl was about to let me use her body for hot sweaty sex! I unzipped my pants and put on a condom. I sank my cock into her pussy and she immediately started to moan. At this moment, I was watching my cock go in and out of her. I love the visual of my cock inside a strange girl’s pussy. There’s just so much beauty in it. I was feeling sexy because she wanted my cock so badly and she was feeling sexy because I chose her out of all the hotties out there.

  Stranger sex is hot sex! It’s not better than “I love you so much sex” but it is definitely HOT SEX! It didn’t take me long to reach my
climax. She turned around and laid a big, wet kiss on me. She pulled my condom off and sucked me dry. I love head after coming. I told her I had to get ready and she disappeared into the crowd. Since I was already in the bathroom, I cleaned myself thoroughly.

  I got the guys together and we determined the order in which we would perform. The crowd was looking like a good-sized one. Over two hundred girls for tonight’s performance. We all headed out to sell raffle tickets and I found myself still horny! Show was going to start in about twenty minutes and I’d already had one orgasm. Why was I still horny? Oh well, that meant I would make a lot of cash tonight. Anytime I’m on the prowl, I make money. That simple.

  After all the tickets were sold, we drew a winner and she got to sit in the hot seat in the middle of the stage and be part of the first act. It was a group act and three cowboys were coming out to Tim McGraw’s It’s Your Love. The women started screaming! Women always love a good cowboy routine.

  While this was taking place, I moseyed on over to this hottie who had asked for a lap dance earlier. I grabbed her hand and headed toward a part of the club where it was a little darker and secluded. I sat her on a bar stool and spread her legs. I stepped between her thighs and started gyrating like I was fucking her. I thrust to the beat of the song and stared into her eyes. Not saying a word to her, I came closer to her face. We were eye to eye and my forehead was just about to touch her forehead when I reached behind her head, grabbed a handful of hair and pulled her head back. My mouth was now at her neck. I gently rubbed the tip of my lips against her neck up to her earlobe. She melted. I always know when a woman is at the melting point. There is this sigh, accompanied by a moan. I love that sound! It turns me on. Immediately, I felt as aroused as if I hadn’t had sex in a month. I didn’t know her name, just met her, she was beautiful and stunning and if I saw her anywhere else but at a show, I wouldn’t even consider saying this but here goes. ”Wanna get lost?” My first three words to her. Probably spoke fewer than a dozen words to her in total. “Wanna get lost?” This moment was a rare one. Usually, I don’t ever ask a girl a question that I do not know the answer to. However, my hormones got the best of me and I was a man on a mission! She said nothing, just looked into my eyes and simply nodded up and down with a sly smile.

  Before you know it, I got the keys to my buddy’s van and off we went. She left the front of the club and I snuck out the back. I pulled up around the front and picked her up and pulled the van into the back alley where we could get a little privacy. I still didn’t know her name but in this moment, she was the most beautiful girl in the world and I was about to explore every inch of her. I got her down to her panties. She was about five foot eight with long legs. I kissed her inner thigh and worked my way to her panties. I love the moment I get to reveal a woman’s pussy. I’m like a kid on Christmas morning. If her snatch was as lovely as I knew it would be, I was going to have to eat her pussy out! No hair! She had shaved it all off! I dove in. Her pussy was wet and tasted like heaven. At this point, I had to fuck her! I was still so freaking horny! I decided I needed to fuck and fuck her hard!

  Out of nowhere I started to talk really dirty to her. (This is not my usual game. It just happened.) So here I was with this hottie, my cock ramming in and out of her pussy, I didn’t know her name still and I started talking like a porn star. She responded well to the dirty talk and proceeded to talk back. “Oh yeah, give it to me good!” Before you know it, I busted my second nut of the night and proceeded to get dressed and get us both back in the club. The second guy was up and I was supposed to be third so I hurried and got ready. I washed myself again. With soap, mind you. Very well. I got up to the stage and rocked the house with my cowboy routine. I finished up and headed to the back to drop off my money and get freshened up.

  I quickly got back into the crowd to make more money. Here, you would think I’d had enough sex, and two nuts in one night is a rarity in itself for me but this was that rarest of rare nights where a third orgasm was in the works. As I was giving a lap dance to another hottie, she was very handsy and this encouraged me to see what she was willing to do. There is a way to dance where you can suggest to the girl without words, just movement, that she may proceed further with her hands. It’s hard to explain. It’s one of many tricks of the trade. It involves many hip gyrations and many perfectly timed pauses. It works.

  Sure enough, she slipped her finger into the top of my bottoms, rubbed my cock just a bit and then back out. That felt unbelievably good. The fact that I didn’t know her and she just touched my cock! And I didn’t have to pay her! I looked at her and smiled. She was encouraged to do this again. This time she whipped my cock out and started to rub it. I was between her legs so no one could see what was going on. My cock was growing and she could feel the bulge coming. I put it back in my bottoms and told her to follow me.

  There was a section that was another club that was not being used on this night so it was dark and closed. I got her in there through the back area and she immediately got on her knees and started sucking my cock. I put on a condom and bent her over. I started fucking her in the middle of the dark room. Her pussy felt so good and I couldn’t believe that I had enough left in me for a third orgasm. All three within two hours with three different girls at three different times. It was the only night of my life that I truly used my stripper powers to engage in a lot of stripper sex! And it was fun. Sometimes the dirty, slutty, who-are-you kind of sex gives the most intense orgasms.

  Chapter Five

  Sexcapades XXX

  Porn Star

  Back in 2008 I was on side stage at the club doing my thing when this sexy platinum blonde with huge fake tits came up to tip me. As I knelt down to take the cash she asked if I had ever thought about doing porn before. “Fuck yeah!” I said. “Since I was like thirteen!” She laughed and told me how a guy backed out of an upcoming shoot. She said if I wanted I could fill in. She gave me a date and an address, said all I had to do was show up with a valid ID, an STD test and I was in.

  Couple of weeks passed and the day arrived. Excitedly, I showed up at the address. It was a huge mansion in north Dallas. As always, I was two hours early as I am to everything. I was getting excited and couldn’t help it. So I knocked on the door and was let in by the production crew. They were setting the lights up and checking cameras. They took a photo of me holding my license and test papers. The owner of the house and the producer came in and introduced themselves. I took a seat in the living room and they continued their conversation.

  Another hour went by as I sat by myself with nobody talking to me when finally another guy showed up for the film. I told him I had never done this before and started asking questions. He asked if I needed a Viagra. “I don’t know,” I say. “I guess maybe I should since I am nervous and would hate to have a problem on camera.” So I took one.

  Thirty minutes later, my head was pounding like a fucking bass drum at a Motley Crue concert and still not one girl had shown up yet. I guess since there was nothing to turn me on the blood rushed into the wrong head. Now I was really worried about performing since I had a Viagra migraine and I was bored out of my mind.

  Finally a flock of hotties came in and started their ID photo process. About time, I was thinking. I was ready to start the show. Apparently it was supposed to be a rave type scene with glow sticks and disco lights everywhere. Now the girls wanted to get drunk first. I was starting to think everyone was stalling. Cameras were set, lights were adjusted, but no sex. Was I the only professional here? I looked around and got a feeling of deja vu. This was like every stripper after party. I couldn’t take the suspense anymore. It was time for me to step it up like always and be a porn star.

  I walked to the center of the room pulled down my jeans, whipped out my hard cock and started whacking it off. Instantly cameras surrounded me. “This is good,” the director said. “Go with it.” The girls gathered around me and touched me all over, taking turns playing with my hard dick and touching my body. They pul
led my clothes off and one put it in her mouth. Another put her lips on my balls. “Let’s shoot the first scene now,” the director told us. The main girl and I went to a separate room.

  This one was a threesome shot with me, her and the first guy I met. We took turns doing her in every crazy position we were told to. I kept looking at how pretty her face was. Just like the girl next door with a cute smile. As she deep-throated my dick I was thinking if I saw this girl at a grocery store I wouldn’t guess in a million years she would do something like this. Time for the money shot. She spit on it and squeezed it hard while jerking me off and getting fucked doggie style. She moaned so sexy. “Yeah, yeah, yeah,” she said and I came hard all over her face. After the other guy came on her ass the director yelled, “Cut! Good job, everybody.”

  We got dressed and cleaned up. They started the next shoot, and I watched for a bit, then grabbed my check and headed back to my apartment.

  At this time my friend and I lived in a three-bedroom apartment, and a friend of ours decided to move in to the extra room while she went to college. When I got there she asked where I had been, so I told her. I thought she would hold it against me that I had done such a thing. But when I told her she didn’t judge me at all. I thought it was so cool of her to accept me for me and to be so understanding. We became closer because in some way since she knew one of my deepest secrets. I ended up falling in love with her and having the longest relationship I’ve had to this day.

  Jamaican Me Crazy!

  Dallas Fort Worth Airport, ten o’clock a.m. All aboard, next stop Jamaica. I’m all by myself on this show, which is a huge strip-off contest, but with what I think is about to happen, I want to be a lone wolf. However, as I board the plane, I think to myself it would have been cool to have a wingman or at least a buddy to head to a foreign country with me. But hey, safety has never been my style, so away I go.