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Slimy Underbelly

"Two decaying thumbs up!"—Jonathan MaberryFlushing Out EvilThere's something fishy going on in the Unnatural Quarter. Bodies are floating face-down, the plumbing is backing up, and something smells rotten—even to a zombie detective like Dan Shamble. Diving into the slimy underbelly of a diabolical plot, Dan comes face-to-tentacles with an amphibious villain named Ah'Chulhu (to which the usual response is "Gesundheit!"). With his snap-happy gang of gator-guys—former pets flushed down the toilet—Ah'Chulhu wreaks havoc beneath the streets. While feuding weather wizards kick up storms and a gang of thieving lawn gnomes continues their reign of terror, Dan Shamble is running out of time—before the whole stinking city goes down the drain... Includes Bonus Story!Praise for the Dan Shamble Novels"Darkly funny, wonderfully original."—Kelley Armstrong"The Dan Shamble books are great fun." —Simon R....
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The Lethal Luau

Sunshine, island music, and fabulous food - what else can a witch ask for? That is, until a Valkyrie's best friend is murdered during an Enchanted Coast Luau.Even though a man is found standing over the body, murder weapon in hand, Destiny Maganti - witch and bartender extraordinaire - knows he's innocent. Valkyrie law is swift, though, so her window is closing fast.To top it off, Destiny's having some problems in her personal life. Her cousin, who may be the only person who can help her solve the murder, has gone missing, and what few clues Destiny finds don't bode well.Join Destiny, her talking fox familiar, Tempest, and her crew of magical sidekicks as they pull together to solve yet another mystery!If you're looking for a fun, fast-paced mystery with lots of humor, magic, and southern sass, then this is the book for you!
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Scoring the One

Star baseball player Bishop Henson was Bailey Landon's biggest crush—until every interaction with him leaves her believing that he's nothing but a playboy. Unfortunately, she keeps running into the infuriatingly handsome athlete at every turn. But she has bigger issues, including figuring out a way to save her family's farm. Right now, she doesn't need the complications that come with a relationship, and she's not about to risk her heart to the local baseball team's celebrity shortstop. At least that's what she thought. It turns out, that there might be more to baseball's biggest player than meets the eye. Can Bishop change Bailey's mind about him? Or will these two opposites strike out in the game of love?
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Naughty and Nice

Dan Shamble, Zombie P.I. finds himself tackling a bizarre Christmas case when Santa Claus himself becomes a client, hiring Dan to recover some very precious stolen North Pole property. If you like werewolves, vampires, evil elves, zombies, as well as a lot of belly laughs, curl up with this story and some eggnog.
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Martin Billings Caribbean Crime Thrillers

Changing the world isn't easy. Martin Billings joined the SEALs to do good, to make the world a safter place. But the world is complicated and being told you don't need to know things didn't work out well for him. Reluctantly resigning, he found that while leaving the SEALS was hard; working as a freighter captain in the Caribbean didn't turn out to be much easier... he can't seem to leave trouble behind. Too many bad people and so little time. These are the first three stories in the series.
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Nerdelicious

Everyone in Blue Falls, Texas, knows that the giant hulk of a man known only as Beast doesn't speak. He doesn't show interest or awareness of anyone, really, except for his family and the people closest to them.So when he approaches me for help on dating of all things, I can't say no. And when I find myself sucked into his quiet world of secrets and intrigue, (and washboard abs and Captain America-worthy smiles) I can't stay away.The only problem is I'm not going to be living in Blue Falls for much longer. I have plans to go back to New York to pursue my own dreams, dreams I had already put aside for someone else.But if I ever want to be the superhero in my own story, it might mean giving up the one person who made me see that I'm worth the effort. It might mean losing my heart.Nerdelicious is a companion novel to the Dorky Duet Series and can be read as a stand alone novel.
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The Blue Viking

What in the name of Thor could be making this Viking so blue? - Eating haggis? - Listening to those insufferable bagpipes? - Traveling through Scotland with the world's worst poet? - Searching for the infuriatingly inept witch who's cursed his face... and even more important parts? For Rurik the Viking, life has not been worth living since he left Maire of the Moors. Oh, it's not that he misses her fiery red tresses or kissome lips. Nay, it's the embarrassing blue zigzag she put on his face after their one wild night of loving. For a fierce warrior who prides himself on his immense height, his expertise in bedsport, and his well-honed muscles, this blue streak is the last straw. In the end, he'll bring the witchling to heel, or die trying. Mayhap he'll even beg her to wed ... so long as she can promise he'll no longer be... the Blue Viking.
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