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The Dream Widow

You saved the girl. Three hundred years after the bomb, that's still a thing people do. And you did it.Together you fought through wild animals, savage tribes, and hostile, technologically-advanced humans to find a cure for her seizures. You were bitten by giant lizards, shot by your own gun, and buried alive. You even made it back to the mountain refuge that's supported your people for three centuries. You met those long dead and those only dead in memory. You found friends and deadly enemies. What you didn't count on was them finding you.In the sequel to "A Girl Called Badger," the machinery beneath the mountain refuge begins to fail. The villagers face the rapid destruction of a centuries-old way of life as a hostile army approaches from the east.About the AuthorWanted on twelve systems for a crime he didn't commit, the author grew up watching anything and everything sci-fi: Battlestar Galactica, Doctor Who, Star Trek, Space: 1999, Star Wars, and The A-Team. Oh, and Airwolf. Author is elbowing me in the ribs painfully--I am to emphasize his love for Airwolf, and not screw it up by making it sarcastic or hipster-ironic like I always do. Author wishes he could fly a secret government helicopter with Ernest Borgnine behind him in the dickie seat? (That's what he said, trust me.) Author's early years were spent running from wastelanders in the hills of southern Ohio. After college he turned away glittering job offers in food service and insurance and worked for the post office. He taught Bad English in China and Germany, became a Master of Teaching English Thing, joined an internet startup for the free lunches, learned about the science of fire (this can't be a real thing), and worked on a 911 ambulance (he's still working there, trust me). In author's free time he stays one foot ahead of the federales and gives his assistant a raise of 20,000 kopecks and a car and Diner's Club. Author says to tell you his literary influences are Hemingway and Raymond Carver but I can see him through the basement window and he only reads garbage Star Trek fan-fic and that Alan Partridge biography over and over.
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Bev: The Interview

Bev already had the job, so why in the seven galaxies was corporate making her fly all the way back to the home office for an interview? This self-contained, 12K story stars the fan favorite fabulous blue Zedrovian in an adventure all her own. (This story takes place right before the epilogue of Titan Rising: Book 2) After outing her dreaded little boss to the universe for the demon she was, Bev was unanimously voted in as the new general manager of the Sol system's premier honeymoon resort on Saturn's largest moon, Titan. With less than a week left before her best friend and now queen of the entire Syalantian Empire leaves for good with her hot new hubby, Bev is called in to corporate's central office...What does the sexy, 6’2’’, delectably debonair director of Extravagance Corporation have in store for her? **
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Shhh...Mack's Side

My name is McKenzie Perry. I’ve lived a life filled with secrets. Secrets that took me years to understand. Secrets that my bestie Gia and I kept from the world. Secrets that only I knew. I wasn’t afraid of the lies, the secrets, or the hidden skeletons. That’s not what frightened me. I was afraid that one day they would come out, somebody would find out the truth. If I am the only one that knew the secrets, the lies, then they were safe, right? How does a well-rounded, talented little girl create a false sense life? It took several years for me to understand the impact of lies. Lies I told, secrets I kept, and the lives they controlled. One of the things I know to be true is, I did the things I did for a reason, even if I didn’t know it at the time. They all had a reason.
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Fireworks

When she was lost, he was found. A new epic romance in the USA Today bestselling True North series! Skye Copeland is on paid leave from her broadcasting job after accidentally drawing a wiener on the traffic map. Let that sink in. Like it's her fault the traffic pattern that day created a perfect schlong? Skye isn't laughing. She needs this job. And that's the only reason she's agreed to chase down a story in her least favorite place—that hell on earth known as Vermont. A quick trip. In and out. Much like - never mind. Skye can sneak into the town that once tried to break her, get the story and get back into the good graces of her producer. Easy peasy. But things go sideways the moment she sets foot over the county line. Her step-sister is running from a violent drug dealer. And the cop on the case is none other than Benito Rossi, the man who broke her teenage heart. His dark brown eyes still tear her apart. And...
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Discworld 16 - Soul Music

When her dear old Granddad -- the Grim Reaperhimself -- goes missing, Susan takes over the family business. The progeny of Death's adopted daughter and his apprentice, she shows real talent for the trade. That is until a little string in her heart goes "twang."With a head full of dreams and a pocketful of lint,Imp the Bard lands in Ankh-Morpork, yearning to become a rock star. Determined to devote his life to music, the unlucky fellow soon finds that all his dreams are coming true. Well almost.In this finger-snapping, toe-tapping tale of youth,Death, and rocks that roll, Terry Pratchett once again demonstrates the wit and genius that have propelled him to the highest echelons of parody next to Mark Twain, Kurt Vonnegut, Douglas Adams, and Carl Hiaasen.
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How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters

Sharks Are Flying at Your Head at 300mph. How Will You Survive?In the apocalyptic world we live in, Mother Nature is angry. Danger waits at every turn, and catastrophes like the Los Angeles sharknados have taught us that we need to be ready for anything. Too many lives have already been lost. But fear not. How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters is the first and only comprehensive guide to surviving the very worst that Mother Nature can throw our way. Inside this life-saving reference, you'll find: Vital information about dozens of unnatural disasters and ungodly monsters that can injure, maim, or kill you, from arachnoquakes and ice twisters to piranhacondas and mega pythons; Easy-to-understand survival tips for avoiding a bloody demise; Inspirational words of wisdom from survivors, including Fin Shepard and April Wexler; Useful resources, such as the Shepard Survival...
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The Big Book of Girl Stuff

The Big Book of Girl Stuff shares everything a girl needs to know-from sleepovers to diaries to makeup to boys to shopping, and everything in between! It's the ultimate guide to unlocking the delightful mysteries of being a girl. Dozens of girls, young women, teachers, and mothers collaborated on this book to make it the most comprehensive guide to being a girl that has ever existed! Perfect for pre-teen, 'tween, and teenage girls, The Big Book of Girl Stuff shares inspiration, empowerment, and some seriously silly laughs just when girls need it the most! It's filled with information, activities, quotes, and games, as well as lists for favorite books, movies, and music.Dozens of girls, young women, teachers, and mothers collaborated on this book to make it the most comprehensive guide to being a girl that has ever existed! Perfect for pre-teen, 'tween, and teenage girls, The Big book of Girl Stuff shares inspiration, empowerment, and some seriously silly laughs just when...
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Just the Way You Are

JUST THE WAY YOU ARE is drenched in charm and humour, with delicious heroes, hilarious villains and two very sweet love stories for the price of one. If you can't wait for a little more warmth this summer, get reading JUST THE WAY YOU ARE, and you'll have all the sunshine you need. - LISA DICKENSON, author of The Twelve Dates of Christmas, You Had Me at Merlot and Catch Me If You Cannes A laugh-out-loud summer treat is perfect for fans of Mhairi McFarlane, Lindsey Kelk and Giovanna Fletcher. Dear Ava, How do you start writing a letter to someone, six years after breaking their heart? Ava is unlucky in love as well as in life. The new office bitch has landed the dating column Ava wanted, and she can't remember the last time she had a second date. It's a good thing she has best friends Max and Gwen to pick up the pieces. Deep down, Ava knows the reason why one date never turns into two - she's in love with someone else. Someone she's never even met. It all started six years ago,...
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A Sultry Love Song

In the key of love Joi Lewis's security firm is vying for a lucrative contract with an international bank. But there's a glitch she never could have predicted: Marco Alvarez. Years ago, Joi left Marco's friend at the altar. Now she must prove her trustworthiness to the gorgeous, albeit guarded, man standing between her and success. Soon business meetings give way to jazz-filled evenings that hold the promise of deep, mutual satisfaction. Can Marco rely on Joi to protect his bank when she hasn't always followed through on promises in the past? His first instinct is to say no. Yet this isn't the same naive young woman he knew before. She's confident and alluring, daring him to open up in ways he never has. But a safety breach and a past secret could destroy everything, unless they're willing to fight to keep their passionate duet alive.
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Every Witch Way but Wicked

Foreword by Amanda Hocking Take twelve paranormal authors. Toss them together in one anthology. Add a dash of romance, a pinch of humor and a dollop of mystery. Stir in a few ghosts, a handful of sorcerers and garnish with magic for the perfect witch's brew. A Tale of Two Witches - Christiana Miller and Barbra AnninoTwo young witches join forces to take on a soul-stealer when he threatens the small town of Amethyst, IL. Black Magic Wiccan - Toni LoTempioOn one of her last assignments before leaving PSI, Wiccan witch Morgan Hawkes calls upon her Voodoo heritage to battle a vengeful spirit. The Kiss - Edie RamerIn this modern-day version of Sleeping Beauty, a woman whose ancestor was accused of being a witch in Salem is the only hope of a dying man with unusual powers. The Trouble With Spells - Camilla ChaferA witch couple must solve a family mystery using both their magic and their wits. Rianna's Revenge - Dale MayerA young hydromancer must win a challenge to save her place as rightful heir to her elemental house. When she discovers her ex--the man she still loves--is one of the judges, she wonders just how many enemies she's really fighting. A Ghostly Match - Misty EvansWhen a Voodoo matchmaker looking for her soul mate pleads to her dead grandmother for help, she opens the door to a ghostly client with an impossible demand. A Samhain Surprise - Debora GearyEnchanter's Realm is an online game for witches. And the creators have a surprise ready this Hallow's Eve. The Witch is Back - Rose PresseyStormy Sanders discovers a beautiful crystal, but with it comes a witchy fairy godmother. When Stormy attempts her first magic spell on Halloween night, mysterious Gavin Wickcliffe shows up at her door. That's when she realizes there's a lot more to magic than she expected. Cats and Dogs - J.L. BryanEnchanted cookies from a witchy neighbor help connect Sadie with her own pets--and that handsome neighbor she's been eyeing. The Hazards of Desire - Wren EmersonLove hurts, but Desire can kill. When a young girl has a conversation with an old woman long shunned by the town, she finds out why it's best to guard your emotions closely and be careful who you put your faith in. Especially when it comes to trusting your own heart. Orion's Moon - Terri ReidWhen blood-born witch Cassidy Maguire opens her home to a stray dog she names Orion, little does she realize that she will not only be the hunter, but the hunted. This compilation is 60,000 words. Proceeds go to Kids Need to Read - Nathan Fillion's charity that promotes literacy and ignites imagination.  Barbra Annino - author of the Stacy Justice paranormal mystery seriesDebora Geary - author of the Modern Witch seriesToni LoTempio - author of No Rest For the WiccaCamilla Chafer - author of the Stella Mayweather paranormal mystery SeriesMisty Evans - author of the Witches Anonymous seriesChristiana Miller - author of Somebody Tell Aunt Tille She's DeadRose Pressey - author of the Larue Donavan seriesWren Emerson - author of the Witches of Desire seriesEdie Ramer - author of the Haunted Hearts seriesDale Mayer - author of the Psychic Visions booksJ.L. Bryan - author of The Paranormals booksTerri Reid - author of the Mary O'Reilly paranormal mystery series
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