Bernie Bridges has it all figured out. April-May June—the hottest girl in the fourth grade—will ask him to the annual girl-invite-boy school dance. They'll dance the night away, and April-May June will totally fall for him.There's only one problem: Reality. April-May June doesn't WANT to go with Bernie. She wouldn't go with Bernie even if he was the last guy on earth.Then Jennifer Ecch—the Nightmare Girl—swoops in and asks Bernie to the dance. Yuck! How can he shake the unshakable Ecch?Bernie has a plan. He'll convince Jennifer that he is lower than toe fungus and not worthy enough to go to the dance with her. But love is blind. Jennifer loves Bernie—no matter what.So Bernie has no choice. The time has come to hold a long-distance snot-blowing contest right in front of Jennifer. That should be gross enough to get Jennifer out of his life—shouldn't it? Views: 138
"Deeply, deeply disturbing, hard to put down, not recommended reading after dark." —Stephen KingA tense and gripping reimagining of one of America's most fascinating historical moments: the Donner Party with a supernatural twist.Evil is invisible, and it is everywhere. That is the only way to explain the series of misfortunes that have plagued the wagon train known as the Donner Party. Depleted rations, bitter quarrels, and the mysterious death of a little boy have driven the isolated travelers to the brink of madness. Though they dream of what awaits them in the West, long-buried secrets begin to emerge, and dissent among them escalates to the point of murder and chaos. They cannot seem to escape tragedy...or the feelings that someone—or something—is stalking them. Whether it's a curse from the beautiful Tamsen Donner (who some think might be a witch), their ill-advised choice of route through uncharted terrain, or just plain bad luck,... Views: 138
The No-Holds-Barred Final Entry in the Monster Hunter Memoirs
Series from New York Times best-selling
authors Larry Correia and John Ringo.
"This is New Orleans." That
mantra had rung in Chad Gadenier's ears since his first day working in the Big
Easy. Everything was different in New Orleans. The food. The climate. The
monsters. Even the shadowy and reprehensible MCB was different. But that's just
the beginning.
The real reason New Orleans is so different
is a larval Great Old One growing day by day in power and just about ready to
pop. If Chad can't convince "the powers that be" to get involved not
only New Orleans but the entire world is going to fall under the power of the
nastiest of nasties.
Now on the outs with the US Government and in exile from his
usual job of saving the world, Chad must rally the forces of light against the
coming darkness. The problem is one guy with a sword and a sub-gun isn't going
to solve this one.
Fortunately, Chad's made a few friends over the years. And
the Fey hate Old Ones as much as God's people, and they're not about to give up
this world without a fight.
If the Saints don't come marching in on this one . . . there
won't be a Final Battle. There will be a final massacre.
Now, where'd he put that number for the ditzy
fey princess . . . ? Views: 138
In New York Times bestselling author Jonathan Maberry's thrilling Relentless, Rogue Team International joins Joe Ledger in a new hunt that spans the globe and journeys deep into the terrifying landscape of the human heart.JOE LEDGER's world has been torn apart. The people closest to him have been savagely murdered and Ledger is on the hunt for the killers. His already fragile psyche has cracked apart, allowing a dangerous darkness to overwhelm him.His hunt takes him deep into the world of the deadly black market weapons sales, and standing in his way are a new generation of private military contractors. These mercenaries have been enhanced with cutting-edge cybernetics and chemical enhancements, transforming them into real-world super soldiers. Stronger, faster, harder to hurt, and fitted with built-in weapons. They are beyond anything Joe has ever faced.But he is not the Joe Ledger they expected to fight. He is defined by the Darkness now. The... Views: 138
Blake Douglas was a smart undercover cop. He knew he had only one chance to bust this group of terrorists. He'd have to become the Cobra---their top assassin. But he couldn't have known how attracted he'd be to one of the terrorists. What was he going to do about Lana? Views: 138
Sharp turns ahead! All aboard the next-to-last thrill ride in this epic series from fright-master R.L. Stine! And be prepared for the most shocking twists yet...Lizzie and Luke have uncovered secret information about the freaky amusement park. Lizzie wants to help the others, but since the twins don't trust her, they're all in a deadlock. Did someone say DEAD? A trip through the hall of Mirrors lets the kids escape HorrorLand and enter Panic Park. Safe at last! Or are they? Why are there no exits? What's in the Tunnel of Hate? Have they been tricked again? Views: 137
"The Complete H.P. Lovecraft Collection," as published by Xist Publishing, IRVINE, CA, in 2014
Includes the Fiction, Poetry, Essays and some of the Letters (correspondence).
ISBN 978-1-68195-738-8
Xist Publishing is a digital-first publisher. Xist Publishing creates books for the touchscreen generation and is dedicated to helping everyone develop a lifetime love of reading, no matter what form it takes. Views: 137
From Andrew Neiderman comes a haunting tale of a son's terrifying legacy....Surrogate ChildFifteen-year-old Solomon Stern was the perfect teenager: an ideal student, an outstanding athlete, and a valued friend.But when Solomon ended his life with a hangman's noose, he shattered every dream that Joe and Martha Stern held dear. His legacy: guilt to a father who didn't know his own son...despair to a mother who loved him too well.The foster child was a second chance for the Sterns -- Jonathan, a boy of Solomon's age, intelligent and charming. But there were other similarities between Jonathan and the dead son. Disturbing similarities. And there was also something different about Jonathan...something chilling. Something deadly. Views: 137