How To Take Care of Your Human Pet - An Owner's Guide

Are you an alien who just purchased your first Human pet? Don't panic! Just read this guide that comes with your Human pet.In this guide you will get answers to questions like: How to help your Human pets to reproduce, why Human pets have different colors and how to tell the difference between Human pets and other humanoids.Are you an alien who just purchased your first Human pet? Don't panic! Just read this guide that comes with your Human pet.In this guide you will get answers to questions like: How to help your Human pets to reproduce, why Human pets have different colors and how to tell the difference between Human pets and other humanoids.Excerpt (why Human pets have different colors):Human pets in wild come in variety of colors. Brown, pink, red, orange, black, olive and albino. These differences are certainly entertaining but are also believed to serve a function, camouflage. Albeit, a very crude form of camouflage. For example olives can only hide in sand and not grass and most of their home planet is blue. Colors such as green, purple and yellow has been added, courtesy of our research programs, to give you even more freedom of choice.
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Unfortunate Decrees and Iced Coffees

When necromancer archaeologist, Sabine, is asked to supervise an excavation of the mysterious Humber Stone, she can't resist the challenge. But when she arrives and discovers her warlock ex is intent on stopping the dig, she realises it may be a harder task than she first thought. The excavation may be plagued by the bad luck brought about by the stone, but at least things aren't quite so bad for Sabine's love life... - Unfortunate Decrees and Iced Coffees is a companion story to the Cauldron Coffee Shop modern fantasy series, and features an m/f romance.
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Team Up

The second book in the Dimension Heroes trilogy.
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Magic Corrupts, Magic Conquers

What if the world changed overnight...and it was all because of you?All Pennrae wanted to do was to help. Now she's found herself in a world that's been instantaneously transformed by magic...that she brought back. She's gone from a simple karate instructor to an instant celebrity—and she hates it. Fortunately, she has her friends, her beloved magic companion, and one ridiculously hot boyfriend.But a sudden, unprompted attack in broad daylight is about to make Penn's life even more complicated. An ancient forest guardian known as a Kiabi—a warrior of magic and almost impossible to defeat—has marked Penn to die. The attack at first seems incidental and unprovoked...until she discovers the true cause. Her. Penn may have saved the world, but her actions have set a chain of events in motion. In one brief moment, something dark, terrible, and older than time itself found an opportunity to escape, to free itself from the guardians and mark...
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Death and Taxes: An Urban Fantasy Mystery

When Arthur takes a job at a Blue's Doughnuts, he has no idea that his fat, obstinate boss Buford Lafont has a secret: in addition to running a failing bakery, Lafont moonlights as a private investigator and a reluctant expert on the paranormal phenomena that threaten humanity.When Arthur takes a job at a Blue's Doughnuts, he has no idea that his fat, obstinate boss Buford Lafont has a secret: in addition to running a failing bakery, Lafont moonlights as a private investigator and a reluctant expert on the paranormal phenomena that threaten humanity.Detective Lafont wants little to do with the darker side of his small New England town, but the spirits and powers that lurk in the shadows won't leave him alone. His first case with Arthur at his side starts out as a simple disappearance, but quickly draws them into the realm of occult mathematics and sinister rituals. It will take all of Lafont's skill and cunning if they're to survive the dark truth behind the victim's death and taxes.
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Gods, Men and Ghosts

Irish writer Edward J. M. D. Plunkett, 18th Baron of Dunsany, ranks among the twentieth century's great masters of supernatural and science fiction. An outstanding dramatist whose supernatural plays anticipated the theater of the absurd, Dunsany was also a virtuoso writer of short stories and essays. This selection presents the finest of his works, gathered from long-out-of-print sources.Contents include the famous "Three Sailors' Gambit," possibly the best chess story ever written; the remarkable trilogy about Nuth and the Gnoles, Thangobrind the Jeweller, and the Gibbelins; exploits of the Gods, including both "The Gods of Pengana" and adventures from other books; and favorite adventures of Jorkens, prince of liars. Dunsany's spellbinding tales are complemented by the remarkable visions of Sidney H. Sime, whose delicate illustrations form an indispensable complement to the stories.
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Wiremu Du Rose

He thinks he's running away from danger. Until he runs right into it. Wiremu flees the restrictions of the Du Roses and strikes out on his own. He's formulated a plan to get what he wants and believes nothing can stand in his way. But the small New Zealand town he arrives at has secrets buried in the soil. One man is intent on digging them up and blackmailing the good people around him. Wiremu's plan comes under threat. He's broke, injured, and friendless. He's been there less than a week, but already someone wants him dead. Wiremu's plan requires success and solvency. He thinks that's how he can win the one thing Logan Du Rose will kill to protect. His daughter. A local man is found dead and Wiremu's shirt is discovered at the crime scene. And the secrets and lies just keep coming. Who can he trust in this town filled with history and grudges? And will he survive long enough to enact his grand plan?
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The Warlords of Nin

This enthralling medieval saga features Quentin, a disenchanted younq acolyte propelled into a deadly mission by the urgent plea of a dying knight. On his shoulders rests the course of a kingdom; and ahead of him, a magical quest awaits.
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