The Randy Romance Novelist

**WARNING: THE RANDY ROMANCE NOVELIST IS OVER THE TOP, RIDICULOUS, AND IS MEANT TO MAKE YOU BURST OUT IN LAUGHTER, QUESTION THE SANITY OF THIS AUTHOR, AND WELCOME OVER-DRAMATIZED COMEDY INTO YOUR LIFE. PLEASE PROCEED IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO READ ABOUT ABSURD TOMFOOLERY TYPE EVENTS, BE EXPOSED TO THE BOOK WORLD AND OTHER AUTHORS, AS WELL AS SEE THAT EVEN IN THE MIDST OF A COMICAL COMBUSTION OF NONSENSICAL CRAZINESS (AND NAÏVE CHARACTERS) LOVE WILL ALWAYS PREVAIL. It finally happened, I lost my virginity. Cue applause and cheers. For a while life was all rainbows and kittens prancing in a sky full of cotton candy clouds…that was until the demands of the real world set in. My best friend is getting married and she asked me to be her maid of honor. She’s not worried about flowers, or the dress, or the food at the venue. No, she’s worried about the bachelorette party, what kind of penis crown she will wear, and the nipple size of the stripper who will be attending. I’m in way over my head trying to balance life with a boyfriend, planning a penis party, and writing my romance novel. Something is bound to give. This is my life after my happily ever after…**
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Brave (Contours of the Heart Book 4)

BRAVE is the fourth book in the Contours of the Heart series
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Touch Wood

The Ash brothers—they know how to handle their wood. A new smoking-hot Ash Brothers novella from USA TODAY *bestselling author Jenika Snow* I’ve been celibate for years, by choice. No woman has held my interest long enough to be worth sacrificing time spent at Ash Lumber, energy spent building the family business. All that changed when a feisty redhead walked into our job-site trailer. Andra. Her skirts drive me crazy and her trying so hard to flat-out ignore me does the rest. Her flushed cheeks when we flirt are enough to send me to bed for a week. Andra might be supervising this development deal, but there’s no way we’re going to be able to keep things professional around here. My celibate streak is over, and I owe it all to her. This book is approximately 13,000 words *One-click with confidence. This title is part of the Carina Press Romance Promise: all the romance you’re looking for with an HEA/HFN. It’s a promise! For those times when size does matter. The Dirty Bits from Carina Press: quick and dirty, just the way we like it.*
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Blue Moon Over Bliss Lake

Home for the holidays...Sierra O'Brien and Carter Grove have a lot of history—and regrets between them. Their high school romance didn't survive after he went away to college. Despite tremendous business success, Carter never found another woman like Sierra and has two failed marriages to prove it. Sierra's luck wasn't much better, but after being widowed, she heads back to Bliss to plan her future. The last thing either expected was to run into each other or to reconnect to the magic that once drew them together.Can Sierra and Carter make it work this time or are they doomed to repeat the past and let the same mistakes drive them apart? In Bliss, the inexplicable is an everyday occurrence, and anything is possible—especially during a blue moon.
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