Funny Short Stories for Heart-Breakers, the Broken-Hearted and the Completely Utterly Confused Whether you're headed to that exciting first date where you'll inevitably spill Cabernet all over yourself or you and your significant other are celebrating Date Night #4,081 with an extra pint of Halo Top, everyone can agree on one thing: Love Stinks. How to escape the endless cycle of melancholy? Well, you probably can't. What you can do is take comfort in humorist Alex Bernstein's new collection of stories about miserable mad crushes, amorous infidelities and bittersweet romances. Hear stories of horrific bridesmaids' dresses, strange love at airports, awkward confessions, manic pixie dream girls, uncomfortable road trips, the bizarre state of future sex and, of course, true, everlasting love. So, curl up with your favorite valentine and enjoy such titles as: Circle in the SquareThe Qualified ApologyThe Eight Hour KissSexpo... Views: 109
I've got a pretty great life, if I do say so myself. I made a fortune when I sold my tech start-up, and I've spent the years since partying, drinking, and inviting a parade of women into my bed. I should be happy, but I feel an annoying lack of fulfillment, and there's no way I'm going back to the work I did before. At a friend's party, I meet Marissa. We have hot sex against the door and agree to spend the weekend together. Just one weekend. I never expect to see her again. Except now she's pregnant with my baby...and I think this is the solution to all my problems. This is what will bring meaning to my life. I'm going to be a devoted father and husband. Marissa—whose last name I still don't know—wants me to be involved, though she rejects my marriage proposal. But before the baby arrives, I'm going to prove to her that I can be something other than a playboy. And the rare times I set my mind to... Views: 109
A man of the wilderness thrust into the wilds of the city. A woman bucking convention to help others. When a murderous plot pushes them together, will he be able to save her? Joseph's life may be simple, but it's all he's ever known. Born and raised in the heart of the Rockies, Joseph can't imagine a more exciting life. But when one wrong step lands him in the alley of an unknown city, excitement takes a new turn. Will he get his bearings in time to help a stranger whose life is on the line? Victoria wants to use her influence to help those less fortunate. Though Victoria grew up in high society, her father encouraged her to follow her dreams. Now she wants everyone to have the same freedom as her. Freedom to an education, no matter your gender or social rank. Little does she realize, speaking at a rally will change her life completely. Can Joseph and Victoria look past those grasping for... Views: 108
"Indelicacy isn't merely a book, it's a world; a world I wanted to live in, forever . . . Arch, yet warm; aspiring and impervious; confiding and enigmatic; reposing and intrepid; Cain has conjured a protagonist who purged my mind and filled my heart." —Claire-Louise Bennett, author of Pond A ghostly feminist fable, Amina Cain's Indelicacy is the story of a woman navigating between gender and class roles to empower herself and fulfill her dreams.In "a strangely ageless world somewhere between Emily Dickinson and David Lynch" (Blake Butler), a cleaning woman at a museum of art nurtures aspirations to do more than simply dust the paintings around her. She dreams of having the liberty to explore them in writing, and so must find a way to win herself the time and security to use her mind. She escapes her lot by marrying a rich man, but having gained a husband, a house, high society, and a maid, she finds that her new life... Views: 108
