Product DescriptionLonger than the New Testament .... More dick than Charles Dickens .... And so many Evil Santa's that you can't keep them at bay shaking a candy-cane dildo sword at them!From the icy bowels of the world-famous MELEE OF MISCELLANY comes the last Christmas anthology you'll ever need ...________________________________________If you only illegally download one fucked-up and festive custom-made Christmas anthology packed with pilfered and plundered tales of the merry macabre this holiday season, make it this one!Featuring over 140-odd yuletide yarns, Gift-Wrapped & Toe-Tagged provides unending hours of holiday horror and humor guaranteed to inspire warm and fuzzy feelings of panic, nausea and apathy during the time of year that you need them most!Whether you love Christmas or hate it, you can be sure to offset any unnatural yearnings of peace on earth or counterproductive leanings of good will toward men with dropped yule logs from:Joe R. Lansdale, Donald E. Westlake, Patrick Kill, Cullen Bunn, Spike Milligan, William S. Burroughs, Neil Gaiman, Robert Bloch, James A. Moore, Richard Brautigan, Bradley Sands, R. Chetwynd-Hayes, Jeff Strand, David Whitman, Ramsey Campbell, Barry Gifford, Al Sarrantonio, Lotus Rose, Rod Serling, Dan Keohane, Kealan Patrick Burke, Bentley Little, Aaron Polson, Simon Wood, Steve Martin, Jack Kilborn, Manly Wade Wellman, Charles Bukowski, Jeffrey Thomas, Michael Bishop, Cameron Pierce, Arthur C. Clark, Angela Carter, John Everson, Richard Matheson, Kurt Vonnegut, Bruce Jones & MORE . . .Not to mention non-fiction from Jim Goad, Ray Garton, John Edward Lawson, Paul Auster, Jack Ketchum, Michael Ian Black and Nigel Kneale - as well as contributions from such up-and-coming names as H.P. Lovecraft, Anton Chekhov, J. Sheridan Le Fanu, Arthur Machen, Guy De Maupassant and "anonymous." Also jammed in the stocking are illustrations by Jackson Publick, Charles Addams, Gahan Wilson, Edward Gorey, Berni Wrightson, Mike Mignola, Tim Burton, Mitch O'Connell and the finest WWII-era propaganda artists google has to offer, all wrapped in a majestic cover painting by Ken Kelly commissioned especially for this edition way back in 1981 ...Don't let the size of this package intimidate you. It may require you and a friend to lift, but if there's one thing even this anthology endorses - it's coming together. The tones are diverse, the genres plentiful, and alll personal boundaries will be crossed ... so hunker down onto Santa's lap, crack open your e-reader and observe a federal holiday ... Melee-style! Views: 60
An erotic novel with mixed themes including female submission, menage, lesbian and multicultural by Nicole DereCrissie will do absolutely anything for Simon Kent, including having sex with other men, such as Mattius, a local fisherman, and even girls like the beautiful, wayward Wanda, on the tropical East African coastal paradise to which Simon has brought her. Wanda is a runaway daughter of the Sharifs, one of the wealthiest families on the East African coast. Simon confides to Crissie that he is disastrously in debt to the powerful, unsavoury Monsieur Auguste Mazarin, who has a sinister hold over him, and asks her help in his plan to kidnap Wanda, with Mazarin's connivance, in order to pay off his debt to him. And that's when both Crissie's love for Simon - and her need to to be dominated - are really put to the test... Views: 59
She came out of his past... And claimed someone wanted to kill her. All professional bodyguard Jake Wilder knew for certain was he wanted Laura Whittaker out of his life. A year ago she'd left him at the altar. Since then, Jake had become what he was meant to be--a lone wolf. Now he had to protect the woman who'd broken his heart. Even though her nearness made his body ache. Even though, against his will, Jake began to believe that she'd never wanted to leave him. If Laura wasn't lying, could Jake keep her alive--and claim her as his bride? Views: 59
The #1 New York Times-bestselling author brings a daring and witty new historical romance to life, with a sparkling cast of engaging, multifaceted characters.Nicholas Monroe, widowed Prince of Ravenscar," is feeling pressure from his family to remarry. But the mysterious death of his first wife, Lily, still hangs over his head. Her brother, Richard, believes Nicholas is responsible for her death. When Richard finally confronts Nicholas, long-held secrets threaten to resurface-despite someone's desperate effort to keep them buried. Views: 59
After his mother dies in a car accident, Jackson struggles with making a new home among a pair of kind and wealthy foster parents. But before he settles in, the rise of a cruel and efficient totalitarian regime stains Jackson's hometown with blood. In order to survive the coming genocide, Jackson must dodge the lethal intruders and make his way to safety.
The Breed: Day One contains 3300 words of action and despair as Jackson begins his fight against incredible odds. Its tight narrative and cliffhanger ending are sure to leave readers aching for "Day Two", releasing in January of 2012. Views: 59
The Empire is in decline. Only a few people realize that so far, but one of them is the Emperor, and another is Sander Cord. Cord and the Emperor grew up together, and he is the Emperor's closest (and maybe only) friend. They have formed a plan to try to preserve civilization when the Empire inevitably falls. The Emperor has appointed Cord Viceroy of the Rim Sector, the only part of the Empire that is still dynamic enough and remote enough to have a chance of surviving the fall. After twelve years, their plan is about to succeed. The Emperor is about to grant the Rim Sector almost complete independence. Unfortunately, a Rear Admiral commanding an Empire Fleet base and a powerful battle group has discovered the plan. The admiral knows he is being investigated for criminal activity. He plans to use his forces to seize the Sector, and then return it to the Emperor in exchange for amnesty. Anchoring the admiral's forces is the dreadnought Nemesis, a kilometer-sized ship carrying more armament than most planets. Cord's own people have learned of the admiral's plan, but Cord has nothing with which to counter this overwhelming military force. Cord recruits Val Kedron, a trader captain with military experience, to organize and command a force to oppose Jonas. Val puts his best friend and engineer to work with the best minds on the rim in an effort to find weapons that can be designed, built, and installed in existing civilian ships quickly. He also has to recruit a new astrogator, a deputy and flag captain to support him, and someone to command a ground-based resistance. The astrogator Val finds is female, and he slowly falls in love with her. An old friend becomes his deputy and flag captain, and a marine major defected from the admiral takes command of ground-based resistance. Val and his people must use ingenuity, imagination, and even a sentient ship to counter the admiral's massive firepower and salvage the Emperor's plan to preserve human civilization. Views: 59
?Based on the Brothers Grimm fairy tale of the same name, The Juniper Tree is a haunting and beautifully written fable by the acclaimed author of The Vet's Daughte. In their idyllic garden, Gertrude and Bernard forge a perfect triangle of friendship with Bella, the scarred mother of an illegitimate child. Then, Gertrude conceives the child that has long eluded her, and the spell breaks into foreboding, menace, and madness. Simply told yet utterly compelling, The Juniper Tree is a multifaceted jewel of a tale, exquisitely written by a true original. Views: 59
Warhammer 40,000: The Horus Heresy Book 17a Views: 59
The outrageous true story of the French plot to supply arms and ammunition to Washington's Continental Army, and the bold French spy, inventor, playwright, and rogue behind it all. Views: 59
