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  The String of Pearls

  Thomas Peckett Prest (probable dates 1810–1859) was a British hack writer, journalist and musician. He was a prolific producer of penny dreadfuls. He is now remembered as the creator of the fictional Sweeney Todd, the ‘demon barber’ immortalized in his The String of Pearls: A Romance. He has also been associated with the authorship of Varney the Vampire, now more often thought to be the work of J. M. Rymer. He wrote under pseudonyms including Bos, a takeoff of Charles Dickens’ own pen name, Boz. Before joining Edward Lloyd’s publishing factory, Prest had made a name for himself as a talented musician and composer.

  THOMAS PECKETT PREST

  The String of Pearls

  A Romance

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  First published 1846

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  ISBN: 978-0-14-196202-3

  CHAPTER ONE

  The Strange Customer at Sweeney Todd’s

  Before Fleet Street had reached its present importance, and when George the Third was young, and the two figures who used to strike the chimes at old St Dunstan’s church were in all their glory – being a great impediment to errand-boys on their progress, and a matter of gaping curiosity to country people – there stood close to the sacred edifice a small barber’s shop, which was kept by a man of the name of Sweeney Todd.

  How it was that he came by the name of Sweeney, as a Christian appellation, we are at a loss to conceive, but such was his name, as might be seen in extremely corpulent yellow letters over his shop window, by anyone who chose there to look for it.

  Barbers by that time in Fleet Street had not become fashionable, and no more dreamt of calling themselves artists than of taking the Tower by storm; moreover they were not, as they are now, constantly slaughtering fine fat bears, and yet somehow people had hair on their heads just the same as they have at present, without the aid of that unctuous auxiliary. Moreover Sweeney Todd, in common with his brethren in those really primitive sorts of times, did not think it at all necessary to have any waxen effigies of humanity in his window. There was no languishing young lady looking over the left shoulder in order that a profusion of auburn tresses might repose upon her lily neck, and great conquerors and great statesmen were not then, as they are now, held up to public ridicule with dabs of rouge upon their cheeks, a quantity of gunpowder scattered in for a beard, and some bristles sticking on end for eyebrows.

  No. Sweeney Todd was a barber of the old school, and he never thought of glorifying himself on account of any extraneous circumstance. If he had lived in Henry the Eighth’s palace, it would have been all the same to him as Henry the Eighth’s dog-kennel, and he would scarcely have believed human nature to be so green as to pay an extra sixpence to be shaven and shorn in any particular locality.

  A long pole painted white, with a red stripe curling spirally round it, projected into the street from his doorway, and on one of the panes of glass in his window was presented the following couplet:

  Easy shaving for a penny,

  As good as you will find any.

  We do not put these lines forth as a specimen of the poetry of the age; they may have been the production of some young Templer; but if they were a little wanting in poetic fire, that was amply made up by the clear and precise manner in which they set forth what they intended.

  The barber himself was a long, low-jointed, ill-put-together sort of fellow, with an immense mouth, and such huge hands and feet, that he was, in his way, quite a natural curiosity; and, what was more wonderful, considering his trade, there never was seen such a head of hair as Sweeney Todd’s. We know not what to compare it to: probably it came nearest to what one might suppose to be the appearance of a thickset hedge, in which a quantity of small wire had got entangled. In truth, it was a most terrific head of hair; and as Sweeney Todd kept all his combs in it – some said his scissors likewise – when he put his head out of the shop-door to see what sort of weather it was, he might have been mistaken for some Indian warrior with a very remarkable head-dress.

  He had a short disagreeable kind of unmirthful laugh, which came in at all sorts of odd times when nobody else saw anything to laugh at at all, and which sometimes made people start again, especially when they were being shaved, and Sweeney Todd would stop short in that operation to indulge in one of those cacchinatory effusions. It was evident that the remembrance of some very strange and out-of-the-way joke must occasionally flit across him, and then he gave his hyena-like laugh, but it was so short, so sudden, striking upon the ear for a moment, and then gone, that people have been known to look up to the ceiling, and on the floor, and all round them, to know from whence it had come, scarcely supposing it possible that it proceeded from mortal lips.

  Mr Todd squinted a little to add to his charms; and so we think that by this time the reader may in his mind’s eye see the individual whom we wish to present to him. Some thought him a careless enough harmless fellow, with not much sense in him, and at times they almost considered he was a little cracked; but there were others, again, who shook their heads when they spoke of him; and while they could say nothing to his prejudice, except that they certainly considered he was odd, yet, when they came to consider what a great crime and misdemeanour it really is in this world to be odd, we shall not be surprised at the ill-odour in which Sweeney Todd was held.

  But for all that he did a most thriving business, and was considered by his neighbours to be a very well-to-do sort of man, and decidedly, in city phraseology, warm.

  It was so handy for the young students in the Temple to pop over to Sweeney Todd’s to get their chins new rasped: so that from morning to night he drove a good business, and was evidently a thriving man.

  There was only one thing that seemed in any way to detract from the great prudence of Sweeney Todd’s character, and that was that he rented a large house, of which he occupied nothing but the shop and parlour, leaving the upper part entirely useless, and obstinately refusing to let it on any terms whatever.

  Such was the state of things, AD 1785, as regarded Sweeney Todd.

  The day is drawing to a close, and a small drizzling kind of rain is falling, so
that there are not many passengers in the streets, and Sweeney Todd is sitting in his shop looking keenly in the face of a boy, who stands in an attitude of trembling subjection before him.

  ‘You will remember,’ said Sweeney Todd, and he gave his countenance a most horrible twist as he spoke, ‘you will remember, Tobias Ragg, that you are now my apprentice, that you have of me had board, washing, and lodging, with the exception that you don’t sleep here, that you take your meals at home, and that your mother, Mrs Ragg, does your washing, which she may very well do, being a laundress in the Temple, and making no end of money: as for lodging, you lodge here, you know, very comfortably in the shop all day. Now, are you not a happy dog?’

  ‘Yes, sir,’ said the boy timidly.

  ‘You will acquire a first-rate profession, and quite as good as the law, which your mother tells me she would have put you to, only that a little weakness of the headpiece unqualified you. And now, Tobias, listen to me, and treasure up every word I say.’

  ‘Yes, sir.’

  ‘I’ll cut your throat from ear to ear, if you repeat one word of what passes in this shop, or dare to make any supposition, or draw any conclusion from anything you may see, or hear, or fancy you see or hear. Now you understand me – I’ll cut your throat from ear to ear – do you understand me?’

  ‘Yes, sir, I won’t say nothing. I wish, sir, as I may be made into veal pies at Lovett’s in Bell Yard if I as much as says a word.’

  Sweeney Todd rose from his seat; and opening his huge mouth, he looked at the boy for a minute or two in silence, as if he fully intended swallowing him, but had not quite made up his mind where to begin.

  ‘Very good,’ he said at length, ‘I am satisfied, I am quite satisfied; and mark me – the shop, and the shop only, is your place.’

  ‘Yes, sir.’

  ‘And if any customer gives you a penny, you can keep it, so that if you get enough of them you will become a rich man; only I will take care of them for you, and when I think you want them I will let you have them. Run out and see what’s o’clock by St Dunstan’s.’

  There was a small crowd collected opposite the church, for the figures were about to strike three-quarters past six; and among that crowd was one man who gazed with as much curiosity as anybody at the exhibition.

  ‘Now for it!’ he said, ‘they are going to begin; well, that is ingenious. Look at the fellow lifting up his club, and down it comes bang upon the old bell.’

  The three-quarters were struck by the figures; and then the people who had loitered to see it done, many of whom had day by day looked at the same exhibition for years past, walked away, with the exception of the man who seemed so deeply interested.

  He remained, and crouching at his feet was a noble-looking dog, who looked likewise up at the figures; and who, observing his master’s attention to be closely fixed upon them, endeavoured to show as great an appearance of interest as he possibly could.

  ‘What do you think of that, Hector?’ said the man.

  The dog gave a short low whine, and then his master proceeded, ‘There is a barber’s shop opposite, so before I go any farther, as I have got to see the ladies, although it’s on a very melancholy errand, for I have got to tell them that poor Mark Ingestrie is no more, and Heaven knows what poor Johanna will say – I think I should know her by his description of her, poor fellow. It grieves me to think now how he used to talk about her in the long nightwatches, when all was still, and not a breath of air touched a curl upon his cheek. I could almost think I saw her sometimes, as he used to tell me of her soft beaming eyes, her little gentle pouting lips, and the dimples that played about her mouth. Well, well, it’s of no use grieving; he is dead and gone, poor fellow, and the salt water washes over as brave a heart as ever beat. His sweetheart, Johanna, though, shall have the string of pearls for all that; and if she cannot be Mark Ingestrie’s wife in this world, she shall be rich and happy, poor young thing, while she stays in it, that is to say as happy as she can be; and she must just look forward to meeting him aloft, where there are no squalls or tempests. And so I’ll go and get shaved at once.’

  He crossed the road towards Sweeney Todd’s shop, and, stepping down the low doorway, he stood face to face with the odd-looking barber.

  The dog gave a low growl and sniffed the air.

  ‘Why, Hector,’ said his master, ‘what’s the matter? Down, sir, down!’

  ‘I have a mortal fear of dogs,’ said Sweeney Todd. ‘Would you mind him, sir, sitting outside the door and waiting for you, if it’s all the same? Only look at him, he is going to fly at me!’

  ‘Then you are the first person he ever touched without provocation,’ said the man; ‘but I suppose he don’t like your looks, and I must confess I ain’t much surprised at that. I have seen a few rum-looking guys in my time, but hang me if ever I saw such a figure-head as yours. What the devil noise was that?’

  ‘It was only me,’ said Sweeney Todd; ‘I laughed.’

  ‘Laughed! do you call that a laugh? I suppose you caught it of somebody who died of it. If that’s your way of laughing, I beg you won’t do it any more.’

  ‘Stop the dog! stop the dog! I can’t have dogs running into my back parlour.’

  ‘Here, Hector, here!’ cried his master; ‘get out!’

  Most unwillingly the dog left the shop, and crouched down close to the outer door, which the barber took care to close, muttering something about a draught of air coming in, and then, turning to the apprentice boy, who was screwed up in a corner, he said, ‘Tobias, my lad, go to Leadenhall Street, and bring a small bag of the thick biscuits from Mr Peterson’s; say they are for me. Now, sir, I suppose you want to be shaved, and it is well you have come here, for there ain’t a shaving-shop, although I say it, in the city of London that ever thinks of polishing anybody off as I do.’

  ‘I tell you what it is, master barber: if you come that laugh again, I will get up and go. I don’t like it, and there is an end of it.’

  ‘Very good,’ said Sweeney Todd, as he mixed up a lather. ‘Who are you? where did you come from? and where are you going?’

  ‘That’s cool, at all events. Damn it! what do you mean by putting the brush in my mouth? Now, don’t laugh; and since you are so fond of asking questions, just answer me one.’

  ‘Oh, yes, of course: what is it, sir?’

  ‘Do you know a Mr Oakley, who lives somewhere in London, and is a spectacle-maker?’

  ‘Yes, to be sure I do – John Oakley, the spectacle-maker, in Fore Street, and he has got a daughter named Johanna, that the young bloods call the Flower of Fore Street.’

  ‘Ah, poor thing! do they? Now, confound you! what are you laughing at now? What do you mean by it?’

  ‘Didn’t you say, “Ah, poor thing”? Just turn your head a little on on side; that will do. You have been to sea, sir?’

  ‘Yes, I have, and have only now lately come up the river from an India voyage.’

  ‘Indeed! where can my strop be? I had it this minute; I must have laid it down somewhere. What an odd thing that I can’t see it! It’s very extraordinary; what can have become of it? Oh, I recollect, I took it into the parlour. Sit still, sir. I shall not be gone a moment; sit still, sir, if you please. By the by, you can amuse yourself with the Courier, sir, for a moment.’

  Sweeney Todd walked into the back parlour and closed the door. There was a strange sound suddenly compounded of a rushing noise and then a heavy blow, immediately after which Sweeney Todd emerged from his parlour, and, folding his arms, he looked upon the vacant chair where his customer had been seated, but the customer was gone, leaving not the slightest trace of his presence behind except his hat, and that Sweeney Todd immediately seized and thrust into a cupboard that was at one corner of the shop.

  ‘What’s that?’ he said, ‘what’s that? I thought I heard a noise.’

  The door was slowly opened, and Tobias made his appearance, saying, ‘If you please, sir, I have forgot the money, and have run all the way back from St
Paul’s churchyard.’

  In two strides Todd reached him, and clutching him by the arm he dragged him into the farthest corner of the shop, and then he stood opposite to him glaring in his face with such a demoniac expression that the boy was frightfully terrified.

  ‘Speak!’ cried Todd, ‘speak! and speak the truth, or your last hour is come! How long were you peeping through the door before you came in?’

  ‘Peeping, sir?’

  ‘Yes, peeping; don’t repeat my words, but answer me at once, you will find it better for you in the end.’

  ‘I wasn’t peeping, sir, at all.’

  Sweeney Todd drew a long breath as he then said, in a strange, shrieking sort of manner, which he intended, no doubt, should be jocose, ‘Well, well, very well; if you did peep, what then? It’s no matter; I only wanted to know, that’s all; it was quite a joke, wasn’t it – quite funny, though rather odd, eh? Why don’t you laugh, you dog? Come, now, there is no harm done. Tell me what you thought about it at once, and we will be merry over it – very merry.’

  ‘I don’t know what you mean, sir,’ said the boy, who was quite as much alarmed at Mr Todd’s mirth as he was at his anger. ‘I don’t know what you mean, sir; I only just come back because I hadn’t any money to pay for the biscuits at Peterson’s.’

  ‘I mean nothing at all,’ said Todd, suddenly turning upon his heel; ‘what’s that scratching at the door?’

  Tobias opened the shop-door, and there stood the dog, who looked wistfully round the place, and then gave a howl that seriously alarmed the barber.

  ‘It’s the gentleman’s dog, sir,’ said Tobias, ‘it’s the gentleman’s dog, sir, that was looking at old St Dunstan’s clock, and came in here to be shaved. It’s funny, ain’t it, sir, that the dog didn’t go away with his master?’

  ‘Why don’t you laugh if it’s funny? Turn out the dog, Tobias; we’ll have no dogs here; I hate the sight of them; turn him out – turn him out.’

  ‘I would, sir, in a minute; but I’m afraid he wouldn’t let me, somehow. Only look, sir – look; see what he is at now! did you ever see such a violent fellow, sir? why he will have down the cupboard door.’