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  When we were growing up, girls were perceived as innocent and boys were just nasty dogs. Even in the early nineteenth century there was a popular nursery rhyme that backs-up this point.

  It states that little boys are made of: Snips & snails & puppy dogs tails. And little girls made of: Sugar and spice and all that's nice. Do we have to say anything else in this area? The Hounds wonder who came up with that nursery rhyme. Now we shall venture to our early teens where kissing gets a little boost.

  Early Teens

  In our early teens, we all had a great desire to make ourselves known to the opposite sex driven by our sexual desires. In grade school, the girls would chase the boys for a kiss. Then it seems that the tables turned and now us boys were chasing the girls, or were we?

  As teenagers, we are driven by our sexual drive. Have you ever sat down and thought about why you wanted a new bike as soon as you learn to ride instead of your old beat-up bike. Of course, it was to show-off in front of the opposite sex.

  We all spend our time and money trying to impress the opposite sex. During our early teens, we thought that it was just us guys doing stupid things trying to attract the girls. Then we realized that both boys and girls do stupid things trying to attract each other. We are all still trying.

  Did we play the boyfriend, girlfriend game during our early teens? Of course, we played that game. We bet that most of us spent more energy playing the game than on our school work. Why did we play this game, we wanted to have the fantasy of having someone of the opposite sex in our life. This is definitely the beginning of our adult fantasies. We believe that nature has a lot to do with this fantasy and its consequences. Teens also enjoyed playing house where the girl is the mommy and the boy is the daddy. Unfortunately, it sometimes comes true. Have you ever heard of teen pregnancy?

  Late Teens

  Our sexual drive has just shifted into high gear from our early teens. Now the boys are on the prowl to sexually conquer the girls. Don't be fooled, the girls are also on the prowl. The big difference is that boys are more vocal because of peer pressure. Boys like bragging which could put them in the stud status to their peers. Girls also like to be conquered, but only on their terms. Unfortunately, these girls will have a 'bad' reputation. They would be considered "Easy". Some girls do not mind this label but others do not want to be marked in case they find a steady boyfriend.

  In our late teens, boys were using more expensive toys to attract girls, such as cars. The boys with the nicer looking car got the nicer looking girls. Remember, girls are attracted to boys because of their toys. Then there are the cheerleaders and jocks. It seemed the cheerleaders always wanted to be seen with the star jocks and visa versa. Somehow it seemed to boost their status.

  Teens thought that having sex was the greatest game ever played. This was the beginning of fulfilling their adult fantasies. Guess what, this game will continue to be played throughout their life.

  Then teens graduate high school with a strong sexual drive but only a little understanding about the game of seduction. Boys think that they are seducing the girl when actually the girl is seducing the boy. It seems that most boys are easily seduced by the "right" girl. There are some girls who are easily seduced by the "right" boy.

  The Hounds believe that girls knew this game much better than the boys and they knew how to win. Remember, girls have had more experience since they were chasing boys in the schoolyard for a kiss in elementary school. The boys got a late start and some have never caught up.

  College

  Then there is college. This is where the transition from teenager to adult occurs. You begin college as a young horny teenager and you finally end college as a young horny adult. For many students this is the first time they have been away from home, away from their parental influence, and away from the friends that they grew up with. This is the time to experiment with their sexual fantasies.

  While college is intended to prepare you for your chosen career, sexual temptation is everywhere and many students are not able to overcome this temptation. Eventually your desire for sex trumps your desire to study.

  According to many experts, it seems that most humans are constantly thinking about sex every hour of the day. This is most evident in the college years. There is no shock or argument in that fact. Then came the magic of alcohol which diminishes the student's sexual inhibition.

  For many students, study parties are quickly replaced by cocktail parties. The Hounds wondered where we came up with the word 'CockTail'? Does the cock go before the tail or should the cock go after the tail? The answer is in the word.

  Now that college is over, the transition to adulthood is complete. You also completed your sexual experimentation. As a reward, alcohol is finally legal for most of the graduating students.

  Adult

  You are now an adult and on our own. Now the freedom and fun of youth has turned into responsibility and stress of adulthood. Even though you are an adult and becoming more selective about your sexual partners, your sexual fantasies are still rampant. Adults turn to innocent flirting.

  The Hounds remember being at parties where a married woman would rub our shoulders and tell dirty jokes. It does not mean that she wants us or does it. Of course this also goes for men. Have you ever given your winning smile to a nice looking lady behind the counter at a restaurant? Is this innocent flirting? Adults use innocent flirting as ammunition for fulfilling an adult fantasy in their mind. If they could make that fantasy come true, would they? The Hounds believe that under the right conditions, they would? There really is no such thing as JUST innocent flirting.

  For many adults, innocent flirting eventually leads to successful seduction, which eventually leads to fantasy fulfillment, with the "right" ammunition. The Hounds have spent a lifetime loading up our pistol with this "right" ammunition. In this book, we proudly present our theories, and techniques based on our actual lifetime experiences.

  Do you remember how great it felt to fulfill your sexual fantasy with the opposite sex? These are memories that most of us carry throughout our life. Whatever mood you're in, you can definitely improve it by simply conjuring up these memories which will definitely put a smile on your face.

  Mid-life Crisis

  If you live long enough, you will eventually go through a mid-life crisis. This is when you wake up one morning, look into the mirror and you no longer recognize yourself. This is when you feel that life has passed you by and you ask the ultimate question "Is this all there is?"

  If you are with a significant other, you probably have been making love only to that person for a very long time. So making love to that person has turned into a routine. You wonder about proving to yourself that you still have what it takes to seduce someone else and fulfill your adult fantasies. There are some people who even think that seducing a stranger would improve their sex life with their significant other. Everyone can come-up with all kinds of justifications but the bottom line is, are you willing to take that step?

  Do you ever want to leave the humdrum daily routine of your life? Have you ever wanted to change your identity and enjoy yourself while being someone else? Do you want to escape to an exotic place and fulfill your adult fantasies?

  Now, it is time to grab this book, your luggage, and escape to Vegas to fulfill your secret adult fantasies. . .unless you have a boner crisis.

  Viagra Time

  After becoming an adult, most men will eventually face the 'boner' crisis. This is when you want to make love but you can't rise to the occasion. Your soldier won't salute. You can't get your John to become a Johnson. In other words, you have the limp noodle syndrome. This has nothing to do with soggy spaghetti. Thank goodness for modern science! The limp noodle scientist invented Viagra and other noodle stiffening drugs so you can once again fulfill your sexual fantasies. So now you are an adult with a stiff noodle, so once again, grab this book, your luggage, and escape to Vegas to fulfill the promise of the famous Vegas campaign.

  Vegas Campaign
Promise

  Almost every adult has at one time or even many times, felt the desperate desire to escape their everyday life, just to get away for a couple of days with no rules, no commitments, just wild crazy adult fantasy fun. The Hounds believe that this is what the famous Vegas campaign was based on. Unfortunately, for many reasons many people justify never fulfilling their secret adult fantasies. Instead they worry about someday being too old and thinking about what never was.

  This book is our reaction to the highly successful marketing campaign "What Happens in Vegas...". The authors, Teach and Leach, known as the Hounds of fantasy fulfillment were overwhelmed and intrigued by the people's reaction to this campaign. While this campaign was successful by getting people to go to Vegas, it seems many came back feeling they had not fulfilled the promise of the campaign. There were no guidelines. There was nothing showing them how to fulfill the promise of this campaign.

  Many went to Vegas to fulfill their Vegas fantasies based on the campaign promise. One of the reasons for failure is that they made the mistake in believing that they would be successful just because of their success in school or job. Now, they realized that they are not the most popular person in school anymore with adoring groupies.

  In Vegas you have to find a way to approach a person of interest. In school or at work it's a little easier because you probably knew most of the people. Plus, you probably did not have a significant other in school. If you did, it was usually very temporary. So finding something to say would be a little easier than trying to approach and seduce a complete stranger. If you were a school jock, good luck in Vegas because your fame will not follow you there. This is one of the reasons for this book.

  Based on our many experiences in Vegas, most people are interested in meeting a stranger to fulfill an adult fantasy. They probably do not care about your true identity because they expect that you are giving them a fake identity as they are probably giving you a fake identity. They understand that it is part of the game of seduction. Plus most people do not want their true identity known.

  Most adults, who have been out of the dating scene for years, may be a little rusty in approaching a person of interest. They have to bone-up on the game of seduction. This is another reason for this book.

  In Vegas, you will probably see a lot of older men with their beautiful young nieces. Do you think these young girls just enjoy being with old farts? These farts must have something that they want. DUH!!! Evidently these old men know how to play the game of seduction. What are their secrets? This is another reason for this book.

  Even though we are men writing this book, we are also including the ladies. We have met lots of women throughout our lives that have contributed to our understanding of the "fair" sex. We have done a lot of interviews with women both sitting down and horizontal.

  We are sure that there could be those who think that the Hounds do not have the right credentials to write this book. As we have stated, we have gained those credentials throughout our many years of personal experiences, observations and investigations during our school years and now as adults. We don't feel that we need millions of dollars in grant money to state what we already know and learned throughout our life, but we will take the money if offered. We feel that most everyone who reads this book can appreciate our point of view and where we are coming from.

  We believe that all adults have secret sexual fantasies. Since we are the Hounds of fantasy fulfillment, we feel that it is our mission to explore these fantasies and it is our quest to write this book.

  The Hounds will take you by the hand and lead you through sin city. So grab a paw and let the seduction games begin towards your adult fantasy fulfillment.

  Chapter 2

  Water to Gold

  "The greatest story ever told, is how the Hounds turned water to gold"

  Proverb: Drink from the holy watering hole, eat from the abundance of the Vegas Cultural Buffet

  In chapter 2, the Hounds are magicians. We are going to show you how to turn water into gold in Vegas using history. I bet you never heard this story. We are bringing together the history of Las Vegas from a watering hole to the gambling capital of the world. While people focus on the fantasies of hitting the jackpot, other Vegas fantasies are also being fulfilled daily which led to the unofficial name of sin city.

  Las Vegas has had a wild reputation throughout its history. We promise that we will get to the meat of this book after we give you this brief side dish of the past. This is already making us Hounds hungry so let's quickly bury this bone.

  The Watering Hole

  Las Vegas was found by accident. We bet that was a big surprise to you. Of course, the Indians knew the location of the present day Las Vegas because of water that was found in that area. As you know, water is extremely important in the desert. Duh!!

  History does record the first non-Indians who found the location of the present day Las Vegas. They were looking for water. You wonder why the native Indians did not put up signs advertising water holes and streams for a price. Maybe the Indians knew that water would be like fleas to a dog. They probably did not want the fleas. They would scratch at the fleas but they kept coming.

  A Mexican scout named Rafael Rivera was the first non-Indian to enter the Las Vegas valley and discovered the Vegas artesian springs in 1829. The Spanish called the artesian springs "Las Vegas," which translates into "fertile plains." We wonder if Rafael got naked and took a cold bath to release tension after riding for days. Maybe the Hounds favorite Indian Dancing Bare showed Rafael how to shake off the water like a hound dog. After a hard days ride in the desert, that cold bath probably fulfilled Rafael Vegas fantasy. If only he knew that this land would be fulfilling fantasies for over 150 years after his discovery.

  Rafael was with a 60-man party from Santa Fe along the Spanish Trail to Los Angeles. They veered off the trail and Rafael was sent out to fetch some water which probably took a few days. Do you think that the Indians helped him find the watering hole?

  This discovery made it a shorter trip to Los Angeles just in time for the California gold rush from 1830-1848. How ironic. It seems that the present day Las Vegas is the current gold mine for the gaming industry.

  Fremont Street

  In 1844 John Fremont was leading an expedition west when he discovered two narrow streams which had temperature in the low 70s. This must have felt like a hot tub to a tough dude, like John. We wonder if Rafael already had a bathing business next to these streams. "Hey John, that will be 4 bones for a bath. If you would like to have Dancing Bare scrub your back, that would be an extra 2 bones."

  Do you think that Rafael or John thought about starting a brothel near the stream? The Fremont Hotel-Casino in Downtown Las Vegas still bears his name as does Fremont Street. There is no brothel that bears his name or the Hounds' name. If we had a brothel, we would probably just eat up the profits.

  Red Light District

  Las Vegas had a red light district in the thirties until Franklin Roosevelt decided that prostitution was not a good idea near the military installation located just outside of Vegas. Maybe Franklin needed Dancing Bare to change his mind. They say that prostitutes helped settle the west. If that is true, then it stands to reason that they would ease the tension from the soldiers before they went off to war. The Hounds would like to have our tensions eased.

  Doggy Treat: Most people are under the impression that the brothels are located in Vegas. The truth is that brothels are illegal in Las Vegas. However, the nearest brothels are only about an hour away.

  Doggy Treat: For you ladies, Nevada is experimenting with brothels where male prostitutes would be selling their services to women.

  Three Kings of Vegas

  King 1 - The famous Las Vegas strip started when Bugsy Siegel opened the Flamingo Casino in this small desert town in 1957. He knew what his customers wanted, beautiful female hostesses and lavish shows with meagerly dressed women, and of course legalized gambling. We would imagine that the water that he
discovered came in a bottle with a cork. We bet John Fremont and Rafael Rivera would enjoy that bubbly beverage even though it may be considered a sissy drink for those hard whiskey drinking men of the old west. We also bet they would like to have the meagerly dressed ladies to fulfill their fantasies.

  King 2 - Then there was Sam Boyd. He had a lot to do with the development of downtown Las Vegas. Sam arrived in Las Vegas, NV in 1941 with only $80 in his pocket. He eventually bought an interest in the Sahara Hotel and became a partner in The Mint casino in downtown Las Vegas. Sam formed the Boyd Gaming Corporation which is still one of the largest companies in the gaming industry. There is even a football stadium named after Sam. The Hounds would love to have something named after them. How about the Hounds for Bitches nightclub?

  King 3 - Then there is Steve Wynn who made the strip into a mega modernized resort in the 1990s. Steve is a developer for some of the most recognized resorts in Las Vegas. These include the Golden Nugget, The Mirage, Treasure Island, Bellagio, and Wynn. We wonder when he plans to develop the Dogs Gone Wild casino resort.

  The Hounds can imagine that on a late December night these 3 Kings followed the glow of the glitz to the Sin City kingdom to present gifts of erections. We mean buildings. Duh!

  From Family Fun to Sin City

  Years later it seems that Las Vegas wanted to move away from Bugsy's dream of a sin city and change it into more of a family destination. We wonder what marketing genius came up with that dumb idea. It was definitely no one in our circle. We cannot believe that Disneyland just a couple hundred miles south wasn't good enough. The Hounds were right again, eventually that whole family fun fiasco did not suit the real Vegas and now we are back to sin city.