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  Fantasy Fulfillment Guidebook™

  Teach & Leach

  Fantasy Fulfillment

  in Vegas

  Escape to an exotic location, transform yourself into a confident performer, fulfill your secret adult fantasies, and return home with no evidence that could destroy your relationship

  You can live up to your imagination

  Your ticket to fantasy fulfillment

  By Rex “The Teach” and Ray “The Leach”, CPR’s

  A Books To Believe In Publication

  All Rights Reserved

  Copyright © 2010 by The Teach and The Leach

  No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopy, recording or by any information storage and retrieval system, without permission, in writing from the publisher.

  Proudly Published in the USA by

  Thornton Publishing, Inc

  17011 Lincoln Ave. #408

  Parker, CO 80134

  Phone: (303)-794-8888

  Fax: (720)-863-2013

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  ISBN: 0-9845417-6-4

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  Cover Design by Capri Brock (DesignsByCapri.com)

  Illustrations by: Lexi Jones

  Cataloguing in Publication Data

  is on file with the Library of Congress

  Dedication

  The Hounds want to dedicate this book to the following famous people who should have bought our book for some pointers. The list of these celebrities is ever growing and seems endless. They are recognized not only for their accomplishments, but now, also for their dirty deeds, i.e. they cannot keep their pants on. They seem to make the news on a daily basis and they do keep us entertained.

  Politicians

  Bill Clinton (Slick Willy's famous cigar trick)

  Gary Hart

  John Edwards

  etc, etc, etc. . .

  Sports Figures

  Mike Tyson (not from the famous chicken family in Arkansas)

  Kobe Bryant

  Tiger Woods

  etc, etc, etc. . .

  Movie Stars

  Pee Wee Herman (special popcorn butter)

  Charlie Sheen

  David Duchovny

  etc, etc, etc. . .

  Religious Leaders

  Jimmy Baker (anyone want to buy a gold toilet cheaply)

  Jimmy Swaggart

  Ted Haggard

  etc, etc, etc. . .

  Dime a dozen sex bimbo starlets

  Paris Hilton

  Lindsay Lohan

  Britney Spears

  etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc. . .

  If these celebrities would have followed the Hounds preaching from our "good book", they would have not become a national embarrassment, jeopardized their careers, and ruined their relationships. We really do like these celebrities and appreciate their talents, but we all make mistakes.

  More importantly, we also dedicate this book to the not so famous people (little people), the millions of everyday cheaters who wish there was a guidebook to help them fulfill their adult fantasies without getting caught.

  NOTE: The Hounds do not advocate cheating on your significant other, but if you are going to do it anyway, we suggest you do it right. Duh! That is one of the reasons for this book.

  Endorsements

  One evening, while determining who we want to endorse our book, we kept coming-up with famous people who are no longer alive. We wanted to add more fuel to our creative fire, so we enlisted the help of our spiritual friends such as Jim Beam, Johnny Walker, and Bubba's white lighting.

  Late that night, we laid our writing papers on the table, and lo and behold the next morning we had our endorsements. We still can't explain what happened, but our papers were filled. Was it a religious experience, a psychic experience, or the spirits of our faithful fans or our spiritual friends? The Hounds are going to go with the spirits, both types.

  Here are just a few of our spiritual celebrity endorsements:

  "The Hounds really know how to blow hot air up a girls' skirt." Marilyn Monroe

  "Don't ask what the Hounds can do for you, ask what you can do for the Hounds. Of course, I am talking about buying this book." JFK

  "The Hounds give great advice on meeting women. I can give 20,000 endorsements for this book." Wilt Chamberlain

  "I was just following the Hounds’ advice on stuffing, forget socks, I like stuffing with towels." John Holmes

  "Is that a copy of the Hounds’ good book in your pants or are you glad to see me." Mae West

  "Frankly Hounds, I do give a big damn about your book." Clark Gable

  "I cannot stay silent any longer, I am telling everyone on this side of the pearly gates to buy this book." Rudolph Valentino

  "I taught the Hounds everything they know and they taught me a few things. They got a definite leg-up on their competition, if they had competition." Giacomo Casanova

  "I had many lovers who paid a fortune for my services but I wouldn't charge the Hounds." Mata Hari

  "I may be the last Pharaoh of Egypt but I would be the first in line to buy the Hounds’ book. While reaching for some coins to purchase this book, someone said Asp. I though they said ass. That is how I made it to the afterlife which badly needs the Hounds talent in fantasy fulfillment." Cleopatra

  "Hounds book: So it shall be written, so it shall be bought." Famous Egyptian Pharoah

  "Thou Hounds hath penned the greatest work of literature ever." William Shakespeare

  "The 11th commandment: BUY THE HOUNDS’ BOOK!" Famous Wandering Jew

  "I have fulfilled my Vegas fantasy thanks to the Hounds. If you want to know more about me, read this book!" Famous Indian Dancing Bare

  The Hounds want to thank all these celebrity spirits for their endorsement of our book. We also want to thank these smooth spirits. . . Jim Beam, Johnny Walker, and Bubba's white lighting.

  Acknowledgement

  Teach & Leach would like to

  acknowledge and salute all those

  people, who throughout the years

  have said to us, “If you guys think

  you’re so damn smart and so damn

  funny, why don’t you write

  a damn book?”

  Well, Damn,

  we did,

  we wrote the book...

  Pointer

  (Table of Contents)

  The Hounds are going to point you in the right direction to some good stuff, so follow the path as we disclose our secrets of fantasy fulfillment. We will then lead you beyond the book, so you can practice what we preach with real people. So grab a paw and don't skip anything; even our glossary is fun reading.

  Our Inspiration

  Introduction

  Chapter 1 – Historical Sexual Evolution

  Chapter 2 – Water to Gold

  Chapter 3 – Strap on Your Tool Belt

  Chapter 4 – Viva Viva Vegas

  Chapter 5 – Starting the Hunt

  Chapter 6 – Sinning in Sin City

  Chapter 7 – Recipes for Fantasy Fulfillment

  Chapter 8 – Memories Forever

  Chapter 9 – Hounds Hippie Hoopla Part

  Appendix A – Fountain of Youth

  Hounds Unique Glossary

  The book ends, but our adventure continues "Beyond the book" where you meet real people through the Hounds Hippie
Hoopla (HHH) parties.

  Our Inspiration for

  Writing this Book

  Teach and Leach had many inspirations for writing this book; here are just a few that got us wagging our tails and other body parts.

  Throughout our life and travels, we have interacted with many people who have secret adult fantasies. They could only dream about someday fulfilling these fantasies but sadly, most don't.

  After years of observations, we came to the realization that they just don't know how. We have taken it upon ourselves to help these people escape their humdrum life routine and teach them how to fulfill their fantasies. We are not talking about just any fantasies, but their secret adult fantasies. That is why we chose Las Vegas as the setting for this book.

  Inspired by Las Vegas

  The Hounds were inspired to use Las Vegas as the setting of our book because Las Vegas is known as the world's destination to fulfill your adult fantasies. Las Vegas is sin city.

  You are enticed by the adult vice that awaits you even before leaving home. Just watch all the prime time advertisements based on the famous Las Vegas campaign ''What Happens in Vegas...". After you leave your home for Vegas, do not worry because Vegas will continue to keep pounding that campaign promise into your brain.

  When you arrive at the Las Vegas airport, there are big-screens advertising seductive adult shows all over the airport. When you flag down a taxi, there are usually adult show advertisements on the taxi. Matter of fact, we remember seeing a religious and a girly show advertisement on the same taxi. It appears that Vegas has something for everyone. As you are heading down the strip, you pass multitudes of billboards advertising adult theme shows. When you finally arrive at your hotel, do not worry because there is even more.

  At most hotels, they have big-screens advertising various features and events with emphasis on adult entertainment. When you turn-on your television in your hotel room, you normally get the hotel advertisement channel. It gives you a synopsis of the entertainment and things to do at their hotel including, you guessed it, adult entertainment. When you look in the yellow pages or TV guide, you will find hundreds of ads for massage parlors, strip shows, escort services, and other adult entertainment venues. After being overwhelmed, it's time to leave your room and get some fresh air.

  When you walk down the strip, you will notice a lot of newsstands with free magazines, newspapers, and flyers with adult advertisements. You will also notice young people giving out cards to visitors. These cards contain pictures of beautiful, practically nude women and men advertising their services, and we are not talking about just companionship. They seem to suggest that sexual favors are also on the menu. We wouldn't be surprise if you can obtain dozens of cards as you stroll down the strip. Now you know you're in Sin City.

  Based on all of the advertisements, it is not surprising that most visitors feel that they are going to get lucky in Vegas. The Hounds wonder if you have a better chance of fulfilling your adult fantasies than striking it rich in the casinos. How would you like to go to Vegas and come back with your fantasies fulfilled and we are not necessarily talking about wining at the slots. The memories of fulfilling these fantasies could last your entire life.

  Inspired by the Famous Vegas Campaign

  This book in many ways is our reaction to the highly successful marketing campaign "What Happens in Vegas. . ." We were overwhelmed and intrigued by people's reaction to this campaign. While this campaign was successful by getting people to go to Vegas, it seems that many came back feeling they had not fulfilled the promise of the campaign. There were no guidelines, and nothing showing them how to fulfill that promise.

  This book is the guideline. Since we are known as the Hounds of fantasy fulfillment, to us this was a natural challenge. We now had a mission to help these people fulfill the promise of that campaign.

  Through our personal experiences, observations, and investigations, we have developed a step-by-step complete guidebook for fulfilling your Vegas fantasy. This became one of our inspirations.

  Inspired by Helping People

  We were also inspired by the hope of helping the endless list of famous celebrities whose overwhelming sexual ambitions have also made them famous for their dirty deeds.

  More importantly, we were inspired to help the not so famous people; the millions of everyday people who wish to escape their humdrum life and fulfill their secret adult fantasies, whatever that may be.

  They have given us the inspiration for this number one best selling book. Well, it will be, just wait.

  Inspired because this book is for everyone

  The Hounds mean everyone! Yes everyone! Well, everyone who is at the age of consent, well everyone bored with their everyday life, well everyone who ever wanted to escape to an exotic location, and everyone who ever wanted to fulfill their secret adult fantasies, whatever that may be. Like we said, this book is for everyone, especially you.

  Beyond the book

  The Hounds had a dream that the world was too busy making love that they forgot how to make war. That dream also inspired us to write this book, and help resurrect the "free love" movement where the people had the freedom to open their minds, the freedom to express their desires, and the freedom to fulfill their fantasies. So, we have developed and are also the host of our Hounds Hippie Hoopla™ (HHH) parties where you can practice what we preach with real likeminded people not only in Las Vegas. We not only teach you how to fish but we also provide the lake for you to dangle your worm. Of course, there are some people who may be against worm dangling.

  Introduction

  Teach and Leach

  Fantasy Fulfillment in Vegas

  Fantasy Fulfillment Guidebook™ series

  Note to reader: Teach and Leach, the authors of this book, have a unique writing style. We envision ourselves in a relaxed atmosphere surrounded by our flock of fans as we are giving our personal presentation of our experiences, observations, and investigations that we have discovered throughout our travels as the Hounds of fantasy fulfillment.

  Why this book?

  Throughout our life and travels, we have observed many people bored with their humdrum life routine and relationship. They could only dream about fulfilling their secret adult fantasies. They were excited by the famous "What Happens in Vegas..." campaign. But to many the promise of that campaign was never quite fulfilled. Now, this became our inspiration, our challenge; we now had a mission to help these people fulfill the promise of that campaign.

  Why Las Vegas?

  We wanted to start our "Fantasy Fulfillment" series in Las Vegas not only because of the famous campaign but we feel Las Vegas is the fantasy fulfillment capital of the world. Las Vegas is the world's number one escape destination. It is open 24 hours per day, 7 days per week. There are just as many people out and about looking for fun at 2 am as there are at 2 pm. These people are here to fulfill their fantasies, but we are not just talking about gambling, we are also talking about other adult fantasies. Las Vegas has once again earned its reputation as sin city.

  Why Now?

  In these challenging economic times, now more than ever people have lost hope and need to get away. They have an ever increasing burning desire to escape the turmoil and have some fun.

  You may ask, is this a Travel book, a Sexual Relationship book, a Guidebook, a How-to book, a Health book, a Humorous book and/or an Inspiration book?

  The answer is yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes and yes; all packaged in a fantasy fulfillment adventure.

  Travel book: As a travel book, we will give you advice on who to go with, what to pack, transportation, and where to stay for your fantasy trip.

  Sexual Relationship book: This book will show you how to fulfill your sexual fantasies and even enhance your relationship with your significant other.

  Guidebook: Our book gives you a guided tour around Vegas with adult fantasy fulfillment as the central theme.

  How-to book: We will give you our theories and philosophies with demonstra
tions on how to fulfill your adult fantasies.

  Health Book: We show you how our horizontal aerobics can bring health, longevity, and happiness.

  Humorous book: Our book describes fantasy fulfillment in a hilarious, humorous way.

  Inspiration book: We take you from your humdrum life routine to an exotic location, transform you into a confident performer, assist you in fulfilling your fantasies, and return home without any evidence that could destroy your current relationship. Now that is inspirational!

  The Hounds declare that this is also a Patriotic book: By having the freedom to fulfill your fantasies, you are experiencing life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness.

  Who is this book for?

  This book is for everyone! Yes everyone! Well, everyone who is at the age of consent, well everyone bored with their everyday life, well everyone whoever wanted to escape to an exotic location, and everyone whoever wanted to fulfill their secret adult fantasies.

  In order to finish our book this century, we are going to make it easy on us. Therefore, we are basing this book on what society considers a normal (straight) relationship. But just remember, this book is also for non-straights such as: man to man, woman to woman, man to sheep, woman to hound, etc.