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  I was a big dreamer; it's all I had at the time. Well, that and my younger sister, Debra, but once my parents split, my sister chose to live with my mother full-time and I chose to live with my father. But Dad wasn't around much. He did the best he could, but he was working all the time and never home. I was home alone a lot and up until about age twelve, I was a very introverted, insecure, and lonely young girl.

  I was not popular with the boys, but that was OK because I wasn't into boys then. My sister, the cheerleader and volleyball player, was the popular one in school. I was the dorky jock--running cross-country, reading, and hiking were my loves. I got high marks in physical education, but low to below-average marks in other classes at Fresno's Lincoln Elementary School. My teachers were right--I just didn't apply myself. I'd rather hole up in my bedroom or the library and read a Nancy Drew novel instead of doing my math homework.

  ON MY BOOKSHELF AS A KID:

  Nancy Drew and the Hardy Boys Super Sleuths!, by Carolyn Keene and Franklin W. Dixon

  Days with Frog and Toad, by Arnold Lobel

  Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret and Forever, by Judy Blume

  Sweet Valley High #1: Double Love, by Francine Pascal

  Ramona Quimby, Age 8, by Beverly Cleary

  Helter Skelter: The True Story of the Manson Murders, by Vincent Bugliosi with Curt Gentry

  ON MY BOOKSHELF TODAY:

  The Encyclopedia of Serial Killers: A Study of the Chilling Criminal Phenomenon, from the "Angels of Death" to the "Zodiac" Killer, by Michael Newton

  Marilyn: A Biography, by Norman Mailer

  The Sexual Life of Catherine M., by Catherine Millet

  The Secret Language of Relationships: Your Complete Personology Guide to Any Relationship with Anyone, by Gary Goldschneider and Joost Elffers

  Who Moved My Cheese? by Spencer Johnson, M.D.

  Screw the Roses, Send Me the Thorns: The Romance and Sexual Sorcery of Sadomasochism, by Philip Miller and Molly Devon

  A People's History of the United States, by Howard Zinn

  Playboy: The Complete Centerfolds, by Chronicle Books

  Some of my favorite books were considered inappropriate reading for a young girl my age. I would read any book on serial killers that I could get my hands on. I was fascinated with the psychology of murderers. I spent a lot of time during recess in the library reading about John Wayne Gacy and Charles Manson. I was fascinated with Gacy because he would dress up as a clown, and I was really terrified of clowns, so I wanted to know more. I wasn't into the gory details; I was into the "why" of it all. I wanted to know what motivated them. When I would read that their moms were prostitutes or that their parents beat them or that they came from broken homes or were sexually abused, I would look around me and look at the other kids and think, "Are they going to be serial killers?"

  Am I going to be a serial killer? I'm from a broken home and, as you will soon read, my mother abused me. I would think, "Can this happen to me?" I was captivated by the thought. I was convinced, and I still am today, that anyone can be a serial killer. I think I could kill somebody if I had to. Well, I did almost kill myself, but we'll get to that later.

  Some of my friends knew I was fascinated by murder. They'd say, "There's Linda talking about Helter Skelter again." But I didn't mind. It made me feel smarter. I might have only gotten C's and some D's in school, but if they tested me on serial killers, I would've been a straight-A student.

  I was also an awkward-looking child and stood out from the rest of my classmates. I was a lot, I mean a lot, taller and thinner than most of the boys and girls at Lincoln. I was naturally thin and extremely fit because I ran cross-country. "Gangly" would be the best word to describe it, but my classmates had other nicknames for me: Spider and Olive Oyl. Oddly, they never made fun of my unibrow or the crooked part in my hair. (Mom wasn't there to straighten it for me, and Dad wasn't exactly putting bows and ribbons in my hair.)

  "Oooh, here comes Linda, the spider," boys and girls would taunt every day after school during cross-country practice out on the track. "Look at Linda, the spider. She's got spider arms. She has spider legs. She's a Spiderwoman!"

  The thing was, I did kind of look like a spider. I was tall and thin, and my limbs stuck out of the awful mustard-and-red uniforms they made us wear for gym class. The knee socks barely touched my knees, despite me constantly pulling them up as high as they would go.

  I don't remember who started the teasing, but everyone certainly joined in, especially Tiffany and Kelly Parisi, twin sisters and head cheerleaders. They were straight out of central casting for pretty, bitchy classmate rivals. They were shorter, with an athletic build; kind of stocky with those thick thigh muscles that dancers or cheerleaders have; and they had short wavy brown hair, making them the complete opposite of lanky me with my long dark straight hair. But they were considered the prettiest girls in school, and we had a mutual hatred for one another.

  When they weren't picking on me during cross-country practice, they would nail me in the hallway at school for what I was wearing. Kelly would say, "Oh God, Linda. You're too skinny. Who are those jeans by?"

  Esprit and Guess were the big brands of the day, but I wasn't exactly a fashionista in grade school like the Parisis, so I wore button-fly dark Levi's from the boys' section of the affordable department store Mervyns. I was more of the hippie girl who didn't care what she looked like or what she wore. I loved Levi's because Dad wore Levi's and Dad was cool, but I also wore them because unlike Guess or Esprit, you could buy Levi's in different lengths, and I needed a few extra inches than most girls and boys.

  The twin twits never understood my comebacks because my wit was informed by my fascination with serial killers. "Oh yeah, well your father is a serial killer. Ever wonder why you have that van with no windows? Serial killer van!" I'd say to the Parisi twins.

  "Huh?" was their usual response.

  I never cried or backed down at the teasing. Most of the time I would just let my keychain do the talking for me. I got this keychain from a gumball machine that was in the shape of a hand, and I bent the fingers down so the middle finger was the only one sticking up. It was attached to my cardinal red JanSport backpack, so when I turned my back on them they were sure to see it. It was the most direct way I could find to let them know that I didn't give a fuck.

  But I did wonder why I got picked on so much. I didn't realize until many years later when I was all grown up that the bitchy Parisi twins must have been jealous of my height and figure. At the time, I didn't consider my looks at all and I certainly didn't know if I was pretty or ugly. I just knew I was different.

  That's why I wanted to look at those nude photos of other women; because I wanted to see how I compared to them. I wanted to see what a beautiful woman was supposed to look like or simply to know what other women looked like.

  So when I saw that Paulina Porizkova Playboy cover that day in my father's dresser drawer with her long, lean arm framing her face, I thought, Well she's thin and has skinny arms and legs and she's in fucking Playboy. I felt more OK with myself after seeing that photo.

  Needless to say, I didn't have many friends. But when I did bring friends home, I was embarrassed about how we lived. We had a nice two-bedroom apartment in Fresno, but it was filled with treasures from my father's travels when he was a cook in the Air Force as well as lots of strange things from my mother's homeland of Thailand. When my dad came back to America after being stationed in Thailand during the Vietnam War, he brought back all of these audacious pieces of furniture and accessories. We had green jade elephants and colorful tapestries everywhere and a hideous ceramic rooster that served no purpose but to embarrass me. I was so self-conscious of what my schoolmates thought. And Dad was always cooking up some traditional Thai dish, which filled the small apartment with exotic and pungent smells.

  "Oooh, your house smells like fish and you have weird green elephants," is what I figured everyone thought who came into our house. Deep down, I thought my par
ents' exotic style was cool, but I was also embarrassed by it. Being half Thai, though, didn't embarrass me because so many people in my area of California are of Asian descent. I fit right in on that front.

  I think the problem with my parents' relationship was simply that they were too young to be married. My mother--her name is Preeya--was fourteen and only spoke a little bit of English when she met my twenty-year-old father. She was a busgirl on the base in Thailand where Dad was stationed. She was almost eighteen when they got married in Thailand and left for America together. In Thai culture, a girl who moved out of her house without being married was considered a whore. So she was anxious to get married to move out from under her parents' control. Dad and she were good friends, and it seemed like a good idea at the time.

  But the marriage wasn't all it was cracked up to be and she became angrier and unhappier, and this increased greatly as I turned eight, nine, and ten years old. My dad was gone a lot because he was working and going to college. He's had many occupations over the years. He was a U.S. Forest Ranger, a truck driver, a pot grower, a teacher, and a winemaker. (He's had a steady job since I was twenty-five, though, as head winemaker for Bridlewood Winery in San Ynez, California.) My mom had a tough time assimilating to American culture. She took ESL classes at night and took care of my sister and me by herself during the day, and she soon started working as a nurse. I try to put myself in my parents' shoes. Here's my dad just wanting the perfect little Asian wife, and there's my mom, trapped in a house with two kids, barely speaking English, and her husband is never around. I think she resented having kids at such a young age. And my dad wasn't coming home some nights, so that wasn't helping their relationship. Then Mom started to not come home at night. She was rebelling against him. So I had neither parent around. When they were home together, the arguing was intense. I'd sit up in bed at night and hear them scream at each other and think, "Why don't you get divorced already?"

  That wasn't the only problem. There was also my mother's violent temper. I desperately wished I could have told my father what my mother was doing to me on those nights she was home and he wasn't. She was this petite, but strong, karate-chopping type of woman who would take out her frustrations on me with anything she could get her hands on. She'd whack me with a broom, throw a shoe at me, or just backhand me across the face. I think she took it out on me more than my sister because I was closer to my father at the time and she didn't like that.

  I was Daddy's little girl for most of grade school. We'd go hiking, camping, fishing, and even hunting together. Well, he hunted; I picked flowers. We were very outdoorsy and earthy. We even had a pet pig when I was younger. But what Dad and I really bonded over was music. We listened to music together and watched music movies like Led Zeppelin's The Song Remains the Same. He was high as a kite, saying to me, "Linda! Linda! Come here. You have to see Jimmy Page play the guitar with a bow." I didn't know who or what he was talking about and I didn't care that he was stoned; all I knew was that Dad was paying attention to me and I loved what he was showing me. I loved the raw energy of rock stars. I loved the shirt-less Jimmy Page. I loved it all.

  Mom and I were not close. Her unhappiness and anger made a barrier around her. I felt displaced in my own family and alone. From around age seven or eight, I had to rely on myself--cook my own meals, do my own laundry, get myself ready for school, etc. In a way, it was good because I learned to be self-reliant and very independent, which I still am today. But as a child, you want both of your parents to help you with the simple things and participate in your life.

  From one of my camping trips with Dad

  The worst fight I had with my mother was the day she snapped. After my parents finally parted ways in 1986, I was staying with my mother on weekends and with my father during the week. It was a Saturday afternoon at her apartment in Fresno, and I made a comment about wanting to be back at my dad's house. I think I said something like, "Fuck you, I want to live with Dad all the time." Little did I know how tough it was for her at the time to not have custody and how betrayed she felt when I chose my father over her. She was going through a really rough time. She was working two jobs, didn't have family around, lived paycheck-to-paycheck, and didn't even have an emotional support system after the divorce.

  So we were arguing. She usually argued in Thai and spoke it really fast so I couldn't understand what she was saying anyway. She grabbed me by the hair and then punched me straight in the face. I held my face in pain and looked at her with such hatred and shock. I felt so confused and devastated by that one blow. This is my mother, the one person who is supposed to protect me and instead she is hurting me. She then wrapped her hands around my throat and began choking me. I was a strong-willed kid, and I was not going down without a fight. That's not me. I did my best to fight back, but she was a lot stronger than me. She was a small Thai woman but the devil inside her gave her this superhuman strength. The fight went on for at least a half hour.

  My mom

  "No! No! Don't hurt her!" my eight-year-old sister, Debby, cried and screamed at my mother from across the room.

  Mom hit me again. She was hitting me like she was fighting off some sort of attacker. I was beaten and bruised and my hair was in matted clumps from where she grabbed it. And the fight would've kept going had my dad not walked in to pick me up at the exact moment her fingers were clenching my throat. He had to put his body between my mom and me and reach out his arms to stop the brawling.

  "Dad, I swear I never want to see her again!" I screamed with tears running down my swollen face.

  "OK. You don't have to," he said.

  I lived with Dad full-time after that. And I didn't speak to my mother again until five years later, when my world came crashing down for a second time.

  That one fight changed my relationship with my mother and with women in general forever. I wasn't mature enough at the time to realize that my mom was the way she was because she was abused as a child herself. I shut down emotionally and closed myself off, especially to women. But men, that was a different story. This series of events made my Lolita ways kick in a bit. I think that's why from a young age I dreamed of marrying a really great man, a man I could feel secure with. But at the time it led to a pattern where every time I was hurt, I went to a man. Any man.

  Sixth grade: my first laser photo

  CHAPTER 2

  The Switch

  Iclearly remember my first orgasm. I was twelve. I wasn't a sexual child until I met Mark. He was the uncle of my friend Danielle. He was twenty-five, about five foot seven, skinny and lanky, with short brown hair. He kind of looked like Scott Weiland from Stone Temple Pilots. He rode a Harley-Davidson motorcycle and worked at the gas station down the street. I knew he was way older than me, but that didn't stop the huge crush I had on him. He was my first of many motorcycle-men crushes.

  I was walking to school one day, carrying my books, and he pulled out of the gas station on his bike and just the sight of him excited me. I dropped my books and stared at him. I think it was the first orgasm I ever felt. It was at least the first tingling I ever had down there in that way. And I had not had any sexual feeling like that before, at least not that I remember. I vividly recall this intense sexual tingling and getting wet in my panties. I had thoughts of him for days after that and finally one day I made out with him.

  I would see Mark often at Danielle's house (she lived with him and her mom in a Santa Rosa apartment) and couldn't help but flirt with him. He noticed the way I looked at him, smiled at him, and hung on his every word. I liked making a man pay attention to me, because I wasn't getting a lot of attention at home. I didn't think of the age difference at all. When you're young, sexually curious, and starving for attention, you don't think of those things. Today when I think about it, I see it as twisted and wrong. But in the moment, it was just exciting to have this flirtation with this older man. One day he invited me to come over and look at his books because I was still quite the bookworm at the time. Of course, I went.
I loved books and I was flattered by the invitation. I thought it was a great opportunity to flirt more with this cool guy. As I was busy thumbing through his copies of Easy Rider magazine and various mechanical motorcycle books, my friend Danielle was busy in another room. Mark and I were sitting close on his living room couch and I kept looking at him with the sultriest look I could muster up for a twelve-year-old. He was flirting with me, too. Our smiles told it all. Each time we'd look at each other, we'd grin from ear to ear. The attraction was obvious, and well, I made it hard to go unnoticed because I was wearing a tight tank top and short-shorts. As we talked closely, we could feel the warmth of each other's breath and the electricity in the air. We couldn't take it anymore, and he finally leaned in and kissed me.

  I didn't know how to kiss, but I was going at it like crazy and clinging on to him, holding on to him, and moving my tongue all around his mouth. It was my first French kiss. More than the kissing or the age difference, the thing I remember the most was not wanting to let go of him. I was wrapped in his arms and clutching on to him. It felt so good to be in the arms of a man who liked me.