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  KISS HER GOODBYE

  Robert Gregory Browne

  This is a work of fiction.

  All of the characters, organizations, and events portrayed in this novel are either products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously.

  KISS HER GOODBYE

  Copyright © 2007, 2012 by Robert Gregory Browne

  INTRODUCTION

  Copyright © 2012 by CJ Lyons

  LIVING THE DREAM

  (Afterword)

  Copyright © 2012 by Robert Gregory Browne

  All rights reserved.

  No part of this book may be used or reproduced in any manner whatsoever without written permission except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical articles or reviews.

  Originally published by

  St. Martin's Press

  This updated digital edition is

  published by

  Penname Press

  A division of

  Braun Haus Media

  INTRODUCTION

  by

  New York Times Bestselling Author

  CJ Lyons

  Being a thriller writer is the best job in the world. We get to create new worlds, research just about any topic imaginable (including some that might raise eyebrows if the FBI ever looked at our browsing history), and send our characters to hell and back…figuratively, and sometimes, as in the case of Kiss Her Goodbye, literally.

  (Another great perk of being a thriller writer? Someone does me wrong? They end up dead in a book! Best psychotherapy imaginable!)

  Believe it or not, there are downsides to being a thriller writer. Perhaps the worst one is that it's really, really hard to read other thrillers when you do have the time to read for fun.

  We can't help it. That automatic editor in our head turns on at the first hint of plot foreshadowing. It's like playing high stakes poker and seeing the other players' tells.

  We read and think, "I'd do this instead of that," or, "No, don't tell me you're going there! That's the oldest cliché in the world!"

  But…when we do find a thriller that draws us into its world, that surprises us with fresh twists and turns, and bonds us with its characters so intimately that we read holding our fist clutched to our heart…talk about a book lover's Nirvana!

  It's always a pleasure to recommend those kinds of books to others—so much so that I find I often have to resist the temptation to call them up a few days later and ask, "Did you read it? What did you think? Wasn't it cool how they did…."

  Yes, we thriller writers are really just bookaholics at heart. Probably why so many of us turned to writing in the first place—our own favorite writers couldn't keep up with our voracious reading habits.

  So, from one bookaholic to another, take it from me, Kiss Her Goodbye is one of those kinds of books.

  KISS

  HER

  GOODBYE

  For my father, mother and sister

  who always supported the dream

  And for Leila, Lani and Matthew,

  who long ago fulfilled it

  Part One

  CAUSE

  1

  IT ALL STARTED when the pregnant girl went crazy.

  Walt spotted her right away, standing amid the knot of customers who waited out front as he unlocked the doors: nineteen, twenty years old. Belly about to burst. Sweet smile.

  When Walt saw that smile, the first thing that came to mind was Emily. He remembered the fresh-scrubbed look she’d had when she was pregnant with their first child; an effervescence she had carried through to old age; the ability to smile even as Death reached up and put a hammerlock on her heart.

  Walt looked at the girl and felt a choke of emotion bubble up as he swung the doors open. He had loved his wife, but he didn’t really like thinking about her. He’d never been one to dwell on the past, and as sweet as this little lady seemed to be, he felt uncomfortable looking her in the eye.

  She, on the other hand, didn’t seem to have a problem with it. As customers filed past him into the bank, she waited her turn, then let her smile widen as she approached, looking directly at him.

  “Beautiful morning, isn’t it?”

  Her voice had a carefree, I’ve-conquered-the-world lilt to it. The kind only kids her age are able to muster. Walt himself had never been much of a conqueror—as thirty-seven years working security for the same bank easily demonstrated—but he envied those who seemed to feel they were invincible.

  Avoiding the girl’s gaze, he stared out at the sky, which was as blue as Emily’s eyes.

  “Yes, ma’am,” he said. “A morning like this makes me wish I had wings.”

  It didn’t really, but he believed in being polite and the words sounded good. Almost poetic.

  Walt didn’t think it possible, but the girl’s smile grew even wider as she slipped past him, her shoulder brushing against the gray of his uniform.

  He watched her waddle to the counter at the center of the room, where she grabbed a withdrawal slip and began filling it out with deliberate strokes, as if the final result would somehow be worthy of framing.

  Walt realized it wasn’t just her smile that reminded him of Emily. It was everything about her. Her build, the little yellow sundress, the short-cropped hair, the way she kept her purse cocked on her hip as she stood there, all of her concentration centered on the task at hand.

  For just a moment he wished he were young again. Wished he could wipe away all these years without his woman and go back to a time when the only thing that mattered was how much they loved each other. When laughter was a way of life, and a leaky pipe or a pet on the loose or a wrong turn was an adventure rather than a chore. An adventure they shared as comrades-in-arms.

  Try as he might, Walt couldn’t stop thinking about these things. This girl had somehow opened the floodgates and he knew now that her beautiful morning was just the beginning of his bad day.

  Then, it happened.

  As Walt watched, the girl turned slightly. He could see she was still smiling. Then something flickered in her eyes and the smile abruptly disappeared. Clutching her swollen belly, she stumbled back and released a small cry of pain, her withdrawal slip fluttering to the floor.

  Walt went to her and caught her by the shoulders as she started to fall. “You all right, ma’am?”

  “Peachy,” she said.

  This wasn’t even close to the response Walt had expected, but before he could give it too much thought, the girl twisted away from him and brought her hand out of her purse.

  She was holding a Smith & Wesson nine-millimeter.

  Pointed at his sixty-three-year-old paunch.

  All at once the sweetness evaporated, the lilt in her voice replaced by a cold, hard edge.

  “On the floor. Now.”

  At first Walt couldn’t believe it. A pregnant girl was pointing a weapon at him. A crazy pregnant girl who no longer reminded him of Emily at all.

  He hesitated, thinking about his own weapon that hung heavy at his side.

  “Now,” the girl said. “Or you will have wings.”

  Walt started to move, feeling his old bones creak as he did what he was told. Halfway down, he heard a shout from across the room and immediately recognized Sam’s vo
ice.

  Sam was his partner. A ten-year man with a wife and two cute kids who giggled a lot and called him Uncle Wally.

  “Drop your weapon!” Sam shouted.

  Without even the slightest hesitation, the pregnant girl spun around and leveled the Smith, letting loose two quick shots.

  Walt jerked his head up just in time to see Sam—hand resting on a weapon that hadn’t even cleared its holster—take two bullets to the face and fly backward, landing in a heap on the linoleum.

  It was then that Walt decided to act.

  No thinking, no planning, just action.

  His hand dropped to the butt of his pistol and with a quick jerk he pulled it free.

  But the pregnant girl was too fast.

  As if sensing what he was up to, she spun back around, and this time Walt looked her right in the eye. What he saw there sent a chill through him:

  The gaze of a predator.

  A fierceness that froze him to the spot.

  His weapon was only halfway out of its holster when she pointed the muzzle of the Smith & Wesson at him and squeezed the trigger.

  And the last thing Walter O’Brien thought before the lights went out was I’m coming, sweetheart.

  See you soon.

  2

  EVERYONE WAS SCREAMING. Tellers. Customers. The haughty little banker bitches who sat behind their desks with their oh-so-superior smiles.

  They weren’t smiling now.

  Sara raised the Smith over her head and fired a round into the ceiling, just like Alex had taught her. Gotta let them know right away who’s boss.

  “Everybody down!” she shouted. “Noses to the floor!”

  What a rush.

  She almost let out a giggle, but held back. No time for levity now. This was serious business.

  All around her, people dropped to the floor, keeping their heads down, afraid to look at her for fear she’d put a bullet in somebody’s brain.

  And she would, too.

  No mercy, Alex always said. Show them no mercy. Mercy is a sign of weakness. And weakness will never be respected.

  He was a genius, Alex was. Poet. Philosopher. Mystic. Activist. All the clichés rolled into one.

  Only Alex wasn’t a cliché.

  Alex was the real deal.

  Sara had known that the moment she’d met him back at Knox College. Her roommate, a giggly bitch named Tiffany, had picked him up at The Passion Pit and brought him to their dorm room for a quick tuck and tumble—a guy with a ponytail, no less. But once he laid eyes on Sara, Tiffany ceased to exist. He gave Tiff the quick brush-off, then caught up to Sara in the hallway and invited her outside to smoke a joint.

  Tiffany was miffed, to say the least, standing in their doorway with her famous fuck-you scowl, but Sara didn’t care. This guy had magnetic green eyes that bored into you as he spoke. Like he knew you were really there. Like you weren’t just some hole he was sniffing around, hoping to get lucky.

  They sneaked into the bell tower atop Old Main, got high, and spent the night laughing and talking. And in those hours, she discovered that he could read her feelings like no one she’d ever met. By the time the sun came up, they’d made love twice and Sara knew this was it.

  He was the one.

  A month later they married and Sara dropped out of school. Her old man nearly had a brain aneurysm when he found out, but there wasn’t much he could do about it. She knew he had tried to buy Alex off, but Alex had told him to go take a flying fuck. For once Daddy’s money was useless.

  Besides, Alex had his own financial strategy.

  “Please, don’t hurt anyone else.” This from some sweaty little ass-bag in a bow tie. “Take whatever you want.”

  Sara figured him for the bank manager. Probably treated his employees like shit. You could see in his face what a creep he was.

  He reminded her of her father.

  She leveled the pistol at him and he ducked, covering his head with his hands. She had half a mind to pull the trigger just because the sight of him made her sick, but that wouldn’t be right.

  Another of Alex’s tenets: no unnecessary killing.

  The two guards had been shot in self-defense. If they hadn’t been crazy enough to try to draw on her, they’d still be alive instead of lying in pools of their own blood and waste.

  Sara felt kind of bad about the older one. When she gave him the look and pointed her gun at him, his watery gray eyes got all big and scared. She’d practically had to force herself to pull the trigger.

  But it was his own fault. He should have gotten down and stayed down like she told him to.

  Stupid old fool.

  There was movement toward the back of the room and Sara fired another round into the ceiling. A woman screamed as plaster showered down around her.

  “I’m not gonna tell you again,” Sara shouted. “You move, you die. Got that?”

  She gave everyone the look now—that flat, deadly, animal stare she’d practiced for hours. Alex said she had a natural propensity (his word) for sweetness, and he’d spent days working with her, teaching her to turn it on and off. He said her ability to do that was better than any weapon he owned, and Alex owned a lot of weapons.

  Speaking of which, where the hell was he?

  The guards had been immobilized; the room was under her control …

  He should’ve been here by now.

  Before she completed the thought, the bank doors burst open and the love of her life strolled in.

  Gunderson hated bank jobs. They were messy and unwieldy and full of unknown variables. You never knew when some nutcase might decide it was more important to die a hero than tuck his kids into bed that night.

  On top of that, the labor-to-profit ratio was a bit too thin to make it all worthwhile. He could make more money copping credit card numbers off the Internet.

  But bank jobs generated heat. And if you’ve got a message to get across, as Gunderson did, then heat is what you need.

  He pushed the bank doors wide and gestured for Luther and Nemo to go in first. Like Gunderson, they sported black battle gear, ski masks, and Colt Commando 733s. A bit showy, but that was the point.

  Their armbands featured hand-sewn Chinese characters against a black background, the symbol for warrior, a favorite of Gunderson’s. Sara had designed them one night after a particularly athletic bout of lovemaking. He was her warrior, she’d said. His energy inspired her.

  And she, in turn, inspired him.

  Gunderson hefted the 733 and pushed in after Luther and Nemo. Sara was near a counter at the center of the room, her game face on, the nine-millimeter he’d given her for her birthday clutched in her left hand.

  Her wedding ring glinted under the fluorescent lights—a $40,000 work of perfection he’d stolen off some fake-n-bake bitch in Boulder City after he’d boned her silly.

  Nothing but the best for his Sara.

  Gunderson crossed to where Sara was standing and handed her a Kevlar vest. She waved the nine, indicating the crowd of civilians facedown on the floor. “Proud of me?”

  Gunderson smiled and rubbed the swell of her abdomen. The kid was kicking like crazy. “Always, baby. Always.”

  As he helped her into the vest, he marveled at how good she looked pregnant. He couldn’t imagine anyone more beautiful than she was right now. Or any other time, for that matter.

  She was the kind of woman men write sonnets about. Fight duels over.

  And she was his. All his.

  Gunderson pulled off his ski mask, kissed Sara’s forehead, then turned and pointed his 733 at the nearest surveillance camera, blasting it right off its swivel mount.

  There was an audible reaction from the crowd as camera guts blew everywhere.

  Gunderson smiled. “All right, folks, settle down. This, as they say, is a stickup.”

  3

  D-E-A-T-H.

  A five-letter word for crossing over.

  Donovan was trying to pencil it in when A.J. spun the wheel and took a turn at
high speed. The Chrysler’s tires groaned beneath them, the shift of force pinning Donovan against the passenger-side door.

  “Easy, Hopalong, you’re messing up my perfect penmanship.”

  A.J. grunted and took another turn, this one only slightly less severe. A.J. never said much when he drove. Especially if he was in a hurry.

  The call from Sidney Waxman had come in at 9:15 a.m. The Madison Street branch of Northland First & Trust was normally a ten-minute drive, depending on traffic, but with the siren on and the bubble flashing, A.J. swore he could make it in under five. That meant two to go, give or take, allowing Donovan just enough time to polish off this bitch of a crossword he’d been struggling with all morning.

  Donovan was seriously addicted to crosswords. Every workday started with a glass of grapefruit juice, a sharp No. 2 pencil, and the Tempo section of the Trib, where the checker-box monstrosity was nestled among the art reviews and horoscopes.

  Working the puzzle prepared him for the day ahead. Sharpened his mind. Unfortunately, he was notoriously bad at solving the damn things. So bad, in fact, he couldn’t remember the last time he’d actually finished one.

  But he was close this time. Very close.

  “Four blocks and counting,” A.J. said, breaking his silence. “If I push it, I can beat my own record.”

  Donovan glanced up from his newspaper. “Why settle for silver when you can grab the gold?”

  A.J. grinned and punched the accelerator, a man with a mission, living life on a perpetual caffeine high. Donovan was only a dozen years his senior, but working next to a live wire like A.J., he sometimes felt like a very old man.

  Of course, that might have something to do with all the pain and aggravation he’d managed to pack into his thirty-nine years. Both parents were dead. His sister had committed suicide when he was seventeen. And his wife and kid—make that ex-wife and kid—barely knew he was alive. Donovan wasn’t quite sure how or when he’d let it all slip away, but he had and felt guilty because of it.