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The Green Hills of Earth
Robert Anson Heinlein
Reviewer: Daniel Jolley
Robert Heinlein was writing great science fiction before a lot of people even knew what it was. The Green Hills of Earth features ten early short stories from the 1940s; all of these stories are set in outer space, but these are more sociological and entertaining than technical in the way of hard science fiction. In "Delilah and the Space Rigger," the head of the space station construction project is horrified to discover that his new engineer is a woman. His fear of having one woman working among a crew of 200 men is never alleviated, but the modern-day Delilah makes good use of her undeniable engineering skills to win a victory of sorts in the end. "Space Jockey" is basically a story of a space pilot and his stay-at-home wife. It basically explores the issues of a traditional marriage in which the husband is away from home more than either partner would like for him to be. These two stories' treatment of women is far from sexist in my opinion. "The Long Watch" and "Gentlemen, Be Seated" are stories of bravery and heroism. In the first, a spaceman risks his radiation-vulnerable life to stop a military coup from taking place, while the second describes the heroism of three men trapped in a tunnel collapse in Luna City. "The Black Pits of Luna" is a story of a normal family whose youngest son (referred to lovingly as "the brat") wanders off by himself on a tour of the moon. The search for the little guy offers us some clues as to what sorts of qualities a space man should have (as well as the qualities of individuals who should never have been allowed on the moon to start with).
"It's Great to be Back" is enjoyable yet wholly predictable. After three years on the moon, a couple absolutely yearns to go back home to earth, only to find that their idea of home has changed immensely during their sojourn in Luna City. "-We Also Walk Dogs" is probably the most singular story in this collection. General Services basically serves any request made by its customers, offering a service borne of the old tradition of walking dogs for rich folks. Their commitment to do whatever job needs to be done is put to the ultimate test when a bureaucrat asks them to make hay with the laws of gravity in order to pave the way for an ultra-important international business meeting on earth. "Ordeal in Space" is another hero story-"Mr. Saunders" is a space hero who has become deathly afraid of heights as the result of a terribly frightening yet heroic ordeal above the earth. He is so afraid of heights that he can't even look up at the sky without getting queasy. When he reluctantly accepts a dinner invitation and ends up spending the night in an apartment 35 stories above the ground, the meowing of a kitten stuck out on the ledge challenges him to overcome his fears. As an acrophobic person myself, it was all I could do to get through some of Heinlein's realistic descriptions of the heights involved in this kitten rescue mission. "The Green Hills of Earth" is the story of the unofficial poet laureate of outer space, but I found it to be the only slightly disappointing story in the book. Finally, "Logic of Empire" rounds out the collection. Humphrey Wingate gets into a heated discussion about the reality of indentured servitude on Venus, refusing to see it as a modern form of chattel slavery. When his friend asks him to put his money where his mouth is, he has the great misfortune of being very drunk. Upon awakening, he finds himself on a ship bound for Venus, where he quickly develops a brand new standpoint on the subject of Venusian servitude.
These are all great stories which the passage of time has not hurt one iota. Set in a science fiction setting, they are all essentially stories of people and their interaction with one another. Any fan of Heinlein or science fiction in general is missing a rare treat if he/she overlooks The Green Hills of Earth.
The Green Hills of Earth
To My Parents
Acknowledgment
The phrase The Green Hills of Earth derives from a story by C. L. Moore (Mrs. Henry Kuttner), and is used here by her gracious permission.
–R.A.H.
Contents
Delilah and the Space Rigger
Space Jockey
The Long Watch
Gentlemen, Be Seated
The Black Pits of Luna
«It's Great to Be Back!»
« – We Also Walk Dogs»
Ordeal in Space
The Green Hills of Earth
Logic of Empire
Delilah and the Space-Rigger
Sure, we had trouble building Space Station One – but the trouble was people.
Not that building a station twenty-two thousand three hundred miles out in space is a breeze. It was an engineering feat bigger than the Panama Canal or the Pyramids – or even the Susquehanna Power Pile. But «Tiny» Larsen built her – and a job Tiny tackles gets built.
I first saw Tiny playing guard on a semi-pro team, working his way through Oppenheimer Tech. He worked summers for me thereafter till he graduated. He stayed in construction and eventually I went to work for him.
Tiny wouldn't touch a job unless he was satisfied with the engineering. The Station had jobs designed into it that called for six-armed monkeys instead of grown men in space suits. Tiny spotted such boners; not a ton of material went into the sky until the specs and drawings suited him.
But it was people that gave us the headaches. We had a sprinkling of married men, but the rest were wild kids, attracted by high pay and adventure. Some were busted spacemen. Some were specialists, like electricians and instrument men. About half were deep-sea divers, used to working in pressure suits. There were sandhogs and riggers and welders and shipfitters and two circus acrobats.
We fired four of them for being drunk on the job; Tiny had to break one stiff's arm before he would stay fired. What worried us was where did they get it? Turned out a shipfitter had rigged a heatless still, using the vacuum around us. He was making vodka from potatoes swiped from the commissary. I hated to let him go, but he was too smart.
Since we were falling free in a 24-hour circular orbit, with everything weightless and floating, you'd think that shooting craps was impossible. But a radioman named Peters figured a dodge to substitute steel dice and a magnetic field. He also eliminated the element of chance, so we fired him.
We planned to ship him back in the next supply ship, the R. S. Half Moon. I was in Tiny's office when she blasted to match our orbit. Tiny swam to the view port. «Send for Peters, Dad,» he said, «and give him the old heave ho. Who's his relief?»
«Party named G. Brooks McNye,» I told him.
A line came snaking over from the ship. Tiny said, «I don't believe she's matched.» He buzzed the radio shack for the ship's motion relative to the Station. The answer didn't please him and he told them to call the Half Moon.
Tiny waited until the TV screen showed the rocket ship's C.O. «Good morning, Captain. Why have you placed a line on us?»
«For cargo, naturally. Get your hopheads over here. I want to blast off before we enter the shadow.» The Station spent about an hour and a quarter each day passing through Earth's shadow; we worked two eleven-hour shifts and skipped the dark period, to avoid rigging lights and heating suits.
Tiny shook his head. «Not until you've matched course and speed with us.»
«I am matched!»
«Not to specification, by my instruments.»
«Have a heart, Tiny! I'm short on maneuvering fuel. If I juggle this entire ship to make a minor correction on a few lousy tons of cargo, I'll be so late I'll have to put down on a secondary field. I may even have to make a dead-stick landing.» In those days all ships had landing wings.
«Look, Captain,» Tiny said sharply, «the only purpose of your lift was to match orbits for those same few lousy tons. I don't care if you land in Little America on a pogo stick. The first load here was placed with loving care in the proper orbit an
d I'm making every other load match. Get that covered wagon into the groove.»
«Very well, Superintendent!» Captain Shields said stiffly.
«Don't be sore, Don,» Tiny said softly. «By the way, you've got a passenger for me?»
«Oh, yes, so I have!» Shields' face broke out in a grin.
«Well, keep him aboard until we unload. Maybe we can beat the shadow yet.»
«Fine, fine! After all, why should I add to your troubles?» The skipper switched off, leaving my boss looking puzzled.
We didn't have time to wonder at his words. Shields whipped his ship around on gyros, blasted a second or two, and put her dead in space with us pronto – and used very little fuel, despite his bellyaching. I grabbed every man we could spare and managed to get the cargo clear before we swung into Earth's shadow. Weightlessness is an unbelievable advantage in handling freight; we gutted the Half Moon – by hand, mind you – in fifty-four minutes.
The stuff was oxygen tanks, loaded, and aluminum mirrors to shield them, panels of outer skin – sandwich stuff of titanium alloy sheet with foamed glass filling – and cases of jato units to spin the living quarters. Once it was all out and snapped to our cargo line I sent the men back by the same line – I won't let a man work outside without a line no matter how space happy he figures he is. Then I told Shields to send over the passenger and cast off.
This little guy came out the ship's air lock, and hooked on to the ship's line. Handling himself like he was used to space, he set his feet and dived, straight along the stretched line, his snap hook running free. I hurried back and motioned him to follow me. Tiny, the new man, and I reached the air locks together.
Besides the usual cargo lock we had three G. E. Kwikloks. A Kwiklok is an Iron Maiden without spikes; it fits a man in a suit, leaving just a few pints of air to scavenge, and cycles automatically. A big time saver in changing shifts. I passed through the middlesized one; Tiny, of course, used the big one. Without hesitation the new man pulled himself into the small one.
We went into Tiny's office. Tiny strapped down, and pushed his helmet back. «Well, McNye,» he said. «Glad to have you with us.»
The new radio tech opened his helmet. I heard a low, pleasant voice answer, «Thank you.»
I stared and didn't say anything. From where I was I could see that the radio tech was wearing a hair ribbon.
I thought Tiny would explode. He didn't need to see the hair ribbon; with the helmet up it was clear that the new «man» was as female as Venus de Milo. Tiny sputtered, then he was unstrapped and diving for the view port. «Dad!» he yelled. «Get the radio shack. Stop that ship!»
But the Half Moon was already a ball of fire in the distance. Tiny looked dazed. «Dad,» he said, «who else knows about this?»
«Nobody, so far as I know.»
He thought a bit. «We've got to keep her out of sight. That's it – we keep her locked up and out of sight until the next ship matches in.» He didn't look at her.
«What in the world are you talking about?» McNye's voice was higher and no longer pleasant.
Tiny glared. «You, that's what. What are you – a stowaway?»
«Don't be silly! I'm G. B. McNye, electronics engineer. Don't you have my papers?»
Tiny turned to me. «Dad, this is your fault. How in Chr – pardon me, Miss. How did you let them send you a woman? Didn't you even read the advance report on her?»
«Me?» I said. «Now see here, you big squarehead! Those forms don't show sex; the Fair Employment Commission won't allow it except where it's pertinent to the job.»
«You're telling me it's not pertinent to the job here ?»
«Not by job classification it ain't. There's lots of female radio and radar men, back Earthside.»
«This isn't Earthside.» He had something. He was thinking of those two-legged wolves swarming over the job outside. And G. B. McNye was pretty. Maybe eight months of no women at all affected my judgment, but she would pass.
«I've even heard of female rocket pilots,» I added, for spite.
«I don't care if you've heard of female archangels; I'll have no women here!»
«Just a minute!» If I was riled, she was plain sore. «You're the construction superintendent, are you not?»
«Yes,» Tiny admitted.
«Very well, then, how do you know what sex I am?»
«Are you trying to deny that you are a woman?»
«Hardly! I'm proud of it. But officially you don't know what sex G. Brooks McNye is. That's why I use 'G' instead of Gloria. I don't ask favors.»
Tiny grunted. «You won't get any. I don't know how you sneaked in, but get this, McNye, or Gloria, or whatever – you're fired. You go back on the next ship. Meanwhile we'll try to keep the men from knowing we've got a woman aboard.»
I could see her count ten. «May I speak,» she said finally, «or does your Captain Bligh act extend to that, too?»
«Say your say.»
«I didn't sneak in. I am on the permanent staff of the Station, Chief Communications Engineer. I took this vacancy myself to get to know the equipment while it was being installed. I'll live here eventually; I see no reason not to start now.»
Tiny waved it away. «There'll be men and women both here – some day. Even kids. Right now it's stag and it'll stay that way.»
«We'll see. Anyhow, you can't fire me; radio personnel don't work for you.» She had a point; communicators and some other specialists were lent to the contractors, Five Companies, Incorporated, by Harriman Enterprises.
Tiny snorted. «Maybe I can't fire you; I can send you home. 'Requisitioned personnel must be satisfactory to the contractor.' – meaning me. Paragraph Seven, clause M; I wrote that clause myself.»
«Then you know that if requisitioned personnel are refused without cause the contractor bears the replacement cost.»
«I'll risk paying your fare home, but I won't have you here.»
«You are most unreasonable!»
«Perhaps, but I'll decide what's good for the job. I'd rather have a dope peddler than have a woman sniffing around my boys!»
She gasped. Tiny knew he had said too much; he added, «Sorry, Miss. But that's it. You'll stay under cover until I can get rid of you.»
Before she could speak I cut in. «Tiny – look behind you!»
Staring in the port was one of the riggers, his eyes bugged out. Three or four more floated up and joined him.
Then Tiny zoomed up to the port and they scattered like minnows. He scared them almost out of their suits; I thought he was going to shove his fists through the quartz.
He came back looking whipped. «Miss,» he said, pointing, «wait in my room.» When she was gone he added, «Dad, what'll we do?»
I said, «I thought you had made up your mind, Tiny.»
«I have,» he answered peevishly. «Ask the Chief Inspector to come in, will you?»
That showed how far gone he was. The inspection gang belonged to Harriman Enterprises, not to us, and Tiny rated them mere nuisances. Besides, Tiny was an Oppenheimer graduate; Dalrymple was from M.I.T.
He came in, brash and cheerful. «Good morning, Superintendent. Morning, Mr. Witherspoon. What can I do for you?»
Glumly, Tiny told the story. Dalrymple looked smug. «She's right, old man. You can send her back and even specify a male relief. But I can hardly endorse 'for proper cause' now, can I?»
«Damnation. Dalrymple, we can't have a woman around here!»
«A moot point. Not covered by contract, y'know.»
«If your office hadn't sent us a crooked gambler as her predecessor I wouldn't be in this jam!»
«There, there! Remember the old blood pressure. Suppose we leave the endorsement open and arbitrate the cost. That's fair, eh?»
«I suppose so. Thanks.»
«Not at all. But consider this: when you rushed Peters off before interviewing the newcomer, you cut yourself down to one operator. Hammond can't stand watch twenty-four hours a day.»
«He can sleep in the shack.
The alarm will wake him.»
«I can't accept that. The home office and ships' frequencies must be guarded at all times. Harriman Enterprises has supplied a qualified operator; I am afraid you must use her for the time being.»
Tiny will always cooperate with the inevitable; he said quietly, «Dad, she'll take first shift. Better put the married men on that shift.»
Then he called her in. «Go to the radio shack and start makee-learnee, so that Hammond can go off watch soon. Mind what he tells you. He's a good man.»
«I know,» she said briskly. «I trained him.»
Tiny bit his lip. The C.I. said, «The Superintendent doesn't bother with trivia – I'm Robert Dalrymple, Chief Inspector. He probably didn't introduce his assistant either – Mr. Witherspoon.»
«Call me Dad,» I said.
She smiled and said, «Howdy, Dad.» I felt warm clear through. She went on to Dalrymple, «Odd that we haven't met before.»
Tiny butted in. «McNye, you'll sleep in my room – »
She raised her eyebrows; he went on angrily, «Oh, I'll get my stuff out – at once. And get this: keep the door locked, off shift.»
«You're darn tootin' I will!»
Tiny blushed.
I was too busy to see much of Miss Gloria. There was cargo to stow, the new tanks to install and shield. That left the most worrisome task of all: putting spin on the living quarters. Even the optimists didn't expect much interplanetary traffic for some years; nevertheless Harriman Enterprises wanted to get some activities moved in and paying rent against their enormous investment.
I.T.&T. had leased space for a microwave relay station – several million a year from television alone. The Weather Bureau was itching to set up its hemispheric integrating station; Palomar Observatory had a concession (Harriman Enterprises donated that space); the Security Council had some hush-hush project; Fermi Physical Labs and Kettering Institute each had space – a dozen tenants wanted to move in now, or sooner, even if we never completed accommodations for tourists and travelers.