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THE MORTALITY BITES BOX SET

BOOKS 1 - 6

RAMY VANCE

KEEP EVOLVING STUDIOS

CONTENTS

1 - Mortality Bites

I. TODAY

1. Two Days Earlier

2. Vampires, Others, Professors and Football Players

3. History is for the Hyenas

4. Beggars Evidently Can Be Choosers

5. Libraries Don’t Just Have Books, You Know

II. Intermission

6. DayStalker, NightWalker

7. Vampires Aren’t Only Humans

8. Dirks and Lipstick

9. Human Security Securing

10. Hyenas and Denial Are Like Oil and Water

III. Intermission

11. Activists Play Football, Too

12. Wise Sages and Pale White Riders

13. Snakes and Sages

14. The Truth, the Whole Truth, and Nothing but the Truth

15. Jessica Fletcher, You Are Not Darling

16. Sticks and Stones Hurt Waaaay Less than Words

17. Up, Up and Away!

IV. Intermission

18. On a Hill, Beneath a Neon Cross, Waiting for Dawn

19. Check Out What’s Been Checked Out

20. Let’s Party Like It’s Your Last Day on Earth

21. Screaming the Gods Back

22. Changelings, Hyenas, Warriors and Angels

23. An Ending of Sorts

2 - Family Matters

I. A Beginning of Sorts

1. In Case You Haven’t Heard—The Gods Are Gone

2. Danger, Lost Gods and Boyfriends

3. Dorm Rooms, Changelings and Calculus

4. The Past and All That Jazz

5. Din, Din Time

II. Intermission

6. When an Angel Shatters a Window, Use the Door

7. Mustangs, Confused Boyfriends and Laughing Hyenas

8. Goodbyes, Amulets

9. No Signals for the Past

10. Truth You Can’t Eat

11. Sometimes All It Takes is a Phone Call

12. Changelings, Baby Rats, Broadswords and Bad-Assary

13. Wanna Dance, My Little Angel?

III. Intermission

14. Boots, Pups and Butterflies

15. Phone Calls, Broken Chests and a New Respect

16. Killers Unsung and Modesty Lost

17. Codeine, Killers Now Sung and Blessed Sleep

18. Twins, Amulets, Alchemy and “What Did You Say …?”

19. Who’s Your Decorator?

20. No Staring Contest, No Questions, No Future

21. Goodbyes, Car Rides and Crashes

IV. Intermission

22. Car Parks, Airbags and Super Humans

23. Confessions of Love and Confessions of … Well, Let’s Just Say Confessions

24. Selfish Questions, Selfish Boys

25. The Lesser of Two Rights

26. One Last Confession

27. The Rasp

3 - Superhero Me!

I. A Beginning of Sorts

1. Demons of the Desert and Superheroes of the North

2. Superheroes Aren’t Real

3. Drunken Underdogs, Dorm Rooms and Suspicious Characters

4. A Quick Discussion and a Quicker Offer Denied

5. A League of Heroes, Research and More Awkwardness

6. Walking, Talking and Rocking

7. Justice League vs. The League of Doom vs. One Girl in Snow Pants

8. Superheroes Never Think About Repair Costs

II. Intermission

9. Run, Lola … Ahh, I Mean … Run, Kat, Run

10. Still Underground, Still Screwed

11. Superheroes to My Left, Superheroes to My Right

12. Daydreams and Fine Art

13. The Curse of Art

14. Hags, Boxes and Blasts from the Past

15. Curses—They’re Not Real … Are They?

16. I Can’t Hear You … Let’s Go for a Walk

17. Some Truths Give You a Stomach Ache

III. Intermission

18. Behold, It Is I! The Villain!

19. Up, Up and Get Away?

20. The Geriatric Ward of Heroes

21. Sorrys, Sirens and Songs

22. Presidential Fights Aren’t Very Presidential

23. Plans, Legally Blondes, Sleep and Reversions

24. Regression is a Bitch

25. A Song, a Party and a Bite

IV. Intermission

26. A Superhero Ball Whose Guest of Honor is a Villain

27. Ninja Minions and Darting Villains

28. Invisible Hands Are the Devil’s Playthings

29. Lead for Your Heart, Pennies for Your Eyes

30. Click, Clack, Bang, like It Ain’t No Thang …

31. How Many Lives Is Your Own Worth?

32. All’s Well That Ends Well … Well, Maybe Not

33. A Brief Epilogue

4 - Orphaned Follies

I. A Beginning of Sorts

1. Passive Aggressive, Overtly Aggressive, Nuclear Aggressive

2. Healthy Stalker Relationships Are Hard

3. It’s Beginning to Feel a Lot like Christmas

4. The Dark Side of Student Organizers

5. Shrinking from Shrinks

6. Walks, Friends and Party Prep

7. Let the Festivities Begin!

8. Snowed-In Speeches and Confined Tensions

9. Meeting Your Heroes Sucks

10. Festivities? I’d Rather Sleep

11. Nightmares and Murders

II. Intermission

12. Accusations, Much?

13. You Did It! No, You Did!

14. Spotless Rooms and Dirty Kitchens

15. Egg-Timers and Alibis

16. Wind-Downs and What’s Next

17. Polite Dinner Discussions and Impolite Dessert Disasters

18. Chases and Mirages

III. Intermission

19. Waking the Death

20. Bedtime Musings

21. Dark Elves and Kidnapping Papas

22. Death Does Not Become Him

23. Connecting the Firefly Dots

24. Tying Up Loose Ends

25. I’m Not Good at Being Good

IV. Intermission

26. Kings, Day-Dreams and Nightmares All Rolled into One

27. Once More … With Feeling!

28. Do Zombies Dream of Undead Sheep?

29. Here’s What Happens When a Volcano Meets a Tornado

30. Back Doors and Magnet’s Helmet

31. We’re off to See the Wizard … Ahh, I Mean Witch

32. Ester and the Looking Mirror

33. I’m an Idiot … Seriously, I Am

34. Goodbyes and Goodbyes

35. And Before You Know It … You’re In Japan

5 - Dawn of a Thousand Sunsets

I. A Beginning of Sorts

1. Japan Airlines … the Soul of the Sky

2. Please Fasten Your Seatbelt, You’re About to Get Punched

3. Resurrecting the Dead—Goddamn Style

4. Costumes, Taxis and Japanese Malls

5. You May Be a No One, but Here You’re Famous

6. Walls, Walls and More Walls

II. Intermission

7. Okinawa — World War II

8. Shit … Shisa

9. Agyo and Ungyo and Their Pet Shisa, Open and Closed

10. A Trouble of Guardians

11. Reunions and Soul-Beating Moments

12. Ma’ams, Metal Tables and Sole Eyeballs

13. A Million Screens and Eyeless Creeps

14. Carrots, Sticks & the Realization

15. I Really Wanted to Use the Stick

16. World War Other

III. Intermission

17. Okinawa - World War II

18. Boom, Boom, Shake, Shake the Room

19. Black Hole Sea, Won’t You Come and Drown Away the Pain?

20. Meres and an Underwater Griffin

21. Hiking Through the Jungle Is Five Star Enough for Me

22. Hotel Castles for the Rich and Dead

23. It’s Like Discovering the World’s Flat

24. 10, 9, 8 … Really? This Couldn’t Have Waited Until New Year’s?

IV. Intermission

25. Okinawa — World War II

26. The One and Only Chapter Left

27. An Ending of Sorts

6 - Three Dead Gods

I. A Beginning of Sorts

1. Three Dead Gods. Three Dead Gods

2. The Dark Side of Your Soul

3. We All Have Our Angels to Burden

4. These Gods Ain’t So Tough

5. Who’s Saving Who?

II. Intermission

6. Charon

7. Absolutely Apocalyptic Mistakes

8. Two Roads Diverged in a Yellow Wood

9. Home No More

10. Kat, Meet Father Time for the First Time

11. No Time Like Any Time but the Present

III. Intermission

12. Charon

13. G.I. Joe … a Real Other Hero!

14. What’s the Plan, Phil?

15. Not All Goodbyes are Created the Same

16. We Make Plans and the Gods Laugh

17. Cry “Havoc!” and Let Slip the Others of War

IV. Intermission

18. Charon

19. Watch How They Run

20. The Boys in Black

21. Seeking a Friend for the End of the World

22. They Don’t Make Prophets Like They Used To

23. Idle, Godly Hands, Playgrounds and All That Jazz

24. Seasons of the Abyss

25. A Brief Interlude from Charon

26. Mortal Kombat … The Gods’ Edition

27. In the Arms of the Archangel

28. Why Can’t This Be the End

A Brief, Secondary Epilogue

29. Want more GONEGOD WORLD?

7 - Run, Kat, Run

I. A Beginning of Sorts:

1. Airport Security Sucks Bigly

2. Most Awkward Marriage Proposal Ever

3. The Most Powerful Human Ever

4. Run, Kat, Run

5. Airport Security Really Sucks

6. Fae Slaves and Pet Hyenas

7. Friends Don’t Let Friends Time Travel

II. Intermission:

8. What A Romantic Getaway

9. Mob Mentality and Magical Synergy

10. ‘You Haven’t Seen the Last of Me’ Is Something Villains Say

11. That Voodoo That You Do So Well

III. Intermission:

12. Dark Elves, Ex-Boyfriends and Motivational Speakers

13. You Need to Take a Swim in Lake YOU

14. Backstage Isn’t as Glamorous as You’d Think

IV. Intermission:

15. Being Tortured to Death With Your Ex isn’t Fun

16. Memories, Swinging Death and Growling Kats

17. Villains Will Always Be Villains

18. Angels and Elves … Let’s Get Ready to Rumble!

V. Intermission:

19. Regrouping the Breakout Groups

20. Dumpsters, Dark Elves and Private Planes

21. Dark Elves and Private Planes

VI. Intermission

22. Self-Helping Your Goodbyes

23. The Boy Who Cried Hyena and the Boy Who Didn’t Answer

24. Angels and Air Control

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