Tales From a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess Read online

  OMG! MY DAD JUST CRASHED MY PARTY!!

  AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

  To be continued in Dork Diaries 5: Tales from a Not-So-Smart Miss Know-It-All!! !!

  Rachel Renée Russell is an attorney who prefers writing tween books to legal briefs. (Mainly because books are a lot more fun and pajamas and bunny slippers aren’t allowed in court.)

  She has raised two daughters and lived to tell about it. Her hobbies include growing purple flowers and doing totally useless crafts (like, for example, making a microwave oven out of Popsicle sticks, glue, and glitter). Rachel lives in northern Virginia with a spoiled pet Yorkie who terrorizes her daily by climbing on top of a computer cabinet and pelting her with stuffed animals while she writes. And, yes, Rachel considers herself a total Dork.