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  Table of Contents

  Title Page

  Copyright Page

  Foreword

  Preface

  Epigraph

  CHAPTER 1 - What Do We Really Like?

  CHAPTER 2 - Monkey Pay-Per-View

  CHAPTER 3 - Elmer Fudd, Wabbit Hunter

  CHAPTER 4 - The Miss Marple Detective Agency

  CHAPTER 5 - Ladies Prefer Alphas

  CHAPTER 6 - The Sisterhood of the Magic Hoo Hoo

  CHAPTER 7 - Boys Will Be Boys

  CHAPTER 8 - A Tall Man with a Nice Tush

  CHAPTER 9 - Cheating Wives and Girls Gone Wild

  CHAPTER 10 - Lords and Lordosis

  CHAPTER 11 - Erotical Illusions

  CONCLUSION

  Acknowledgements

  NOTES

  BIBLIOGRAPHY

  INDEX

  “Every invention in communication technology—the printing press, photography, motion pictures, videotape, the Internet—was quickly co-opted to produce and disseminate erotica. Just as the microscope and the telescope illuminated for the first time the very small and the very large, A Billion Wicked Thoughts uses the power of the Internet to illuminate, with unprecedented wattage, human male and female desires. Ogas and Gaddam analyzed a mountain of Internet data to produce a breakthrough in the study of human sexuality.”

  —Donald Symons, professor emeritus, University of California, Santa Barbara; author of The Evolution of Human Sexuality

  “A Billion Wicked Thoughts provides a brilliant, thoroughly researched, and totally engaging analysis of human sexuality using vast and original analyses of the Internet. It furnishes an X-ray of male and female sexual minds and explains why they differ so profoundly. The insights it yields are often surprising, sometimes shocking, and never boring. I couldn’t put the book down.”

  —David M. Buss, author of Evolutionary Psychology: The New Science of the Mind and The Evolution of Desire: Strategies of Human Mating

  “On the Internet, the evolutionary past meets futuristic technology, enabling the blossoming of all manner of sexual tastes, fantasies, and desires. Ogas and Gaddam have mined these new sources of information—arguably the world’s largest experiment on human behavior—to produce a fascinating and terrific book on human sexuality, in all its timeless mysteries and ultramodern manifestations. This well-written, entertaining book is packed with information, ideas, and insights. There is no better way to understanding your desires, your partner’s, or anyone else’s.”

  —Roy Baumeister, professor of psychology, Florida State University

  “A brilliant romp through the darkest recesses of our sexual minds, based on the unwitting confessions of millions of anonymous Internet users.”

  —Simon LeVay, author of The Sexual Brain and Gay, Straight, and the Reason Why

  “Ogas and Gaddam mine the power of the Internet for expressions of male and female mating psychology that are unfiltered by social expectations. In the process, they unearth A Billion Wicked Thoughts, many of which depart radically from our standard script for human mating psychology. These counterintuitive insights into the sexual psyche of our species should provide much fodder for discussion among sex researchers.”

  —Paul Vasey, professor of behavioral science, University of Lethbridge

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  Copyright © 2011 by Sai Gaddam and Ogi Ogas

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  FOREWORD

  My first encounter with one of the authors of this book, Ogi Ogas, was about a year ago. True to the online nature of the research he was doing for this book, I heard from him via e-mail.

  Ogi had read a book on sexuality called Warrior Lovers that I wrote a few years ago, along with Don Symons. In it we used “slash”—stories about heterosexual male fictional characters who fall in love, such as Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock or Clark Kent and Lex Luthor—revealing an unexpected yet telling aspect of female desire.

  Slash is, in a sense, the ultimate romance for its female readers: one in which there is no doubt at the end of the tale that these heroes have found their soul mates. Ogi wanted to know if I had any new work to tell him about. To be honest, I was a bit surprised by the initial e-mail—most conversations I have about slash are with other women—but it soon became clear that Ogi was interested not only in slash but in the bigger picture of human sexuality that can be found in the vast world of the Internet. There is a lot of truth to the belief that if you can imagine it, you can find it as Internet porn. That initial e-mail was the beginning of a long and lively conversation about the nature of sexual desire.

  But this book does far more than just show how wild and wooly online porn can be. It opens your eyes to the sexual desires of millions of people and it does so in a unique and valuable way. So much research on sexuality relies on surveys and questionnaires that ask people to reveal secrets they aren’t comfortable sharing (least of all with a researcher