The Tales Of The Heptameron, Vol. V. (of V.) Read online

  _TALE LXV_.

  _Though the priests of St. John of Lyons would fain have concealed it, the falsity of a miracle was brought to light through an old woman's folly becoming known_. (1)

  In the church of St. John of Lyons there is a very dark chapel, andinside it a stone tomb with figures of great personages raised life-likeupon it, whilst several men-at-arms lie all around it.

  1 We believe that the incident here narrated occurred early in 1525, when Margaret is known to have been at Lyons. She and her husband (on his return from Pavia) resided there at the house of the Obediencier de St. Just, and it was in the church of St. Just that the Duke of Alencon was buried. Doubtless it was during his illness that the _novena_ alluded to in the final tale of the _Heptameron_ was performed by Queen Margaret at the church of St. John of Lyons, where the two most important chapels, according to Quincarnon's _Antiquites et la fondation de la Metropole des Gaules, &c._, Lyons, 1673, were the Most Holy Eucharist, or Bourbon chapel, built in 1449 by Charles de Bourbon, Primate of Gaul, and the Holy Sepulchre, or Good Friday chapel, erected at the beginning of the fifteenth century by Philip de Turey, Archbishop of Lyons. Unfortunately the church of St. John was in 1652 devastated by the Huguenots, who in their insensate fury destroyed almost all the tombs. It is therefore now impossible to identify the chapel and tomb to which the Queen of Navarre refers in the above story, though her allusion to the dimness of the light would incline us to place the incident she recounts in the Chapelle du St. Sepulcre.--L. and Ed.

  One day a soldier, walking in the church at the very height of summer,felt inclined to sleep, and, looking at this dark, cool chapel, resolvedto go and guard the tomb in sleep like the rest; (2) and accordingly helay down beside them. Now it chanced that a very pious old woman camein while his sleep was the soundest, and having performed her devotions,holding a lighted taper in her hand, she sought to fix this taper to thetomb. Finding that the sleeping man was nearest to her, she tried to setit upon his forehead, thinking that it was of stone; but the wax wouldnot stick to such stone as this, whereupon the worthy dame, believingthat the reason of it was the coldness of the statue, applied the flameto the sleeper's forehead, that she might the better fix the taper onit. At this, however, the statue, which was not without feeling, beganto cry out.

  2 Meaning the recumbent statues of the men-at-arms.--Ed.

  The good woman was then in exceeding fear, and set herself to shout, "Amiracle! a miracle!" until all who were in the church ran, some to ringthe bells, and the rest to view the miracle. The good woman forthwithtook them to see the statue that had stirred, whereupon many found foodfor laughter; though the greater number were unable to feel any content,inasmuch as they had really determined to make profit out of the tomb,and to gain as much money by it as by the crucifix on their pulpit,which is said to have spoken. (3) But when the woman's folly becameknown the farce came to an end. If all knew of their follies, they wouldnot be accounted holy nor their miracles true. And I would beg you,ladies, to see henceforward to what saints you offer your candles. (4)

  3 The crucifix in the church of St. John was mainly of silver, and, according to Quincarnon, at the time of a Huguenot outbreak at Lyons it was thrown to the ground by a Calvinist minister named Ruffy, who, after reducing it to fragments, carried all the precious metal away with him.--M.

  4 The latter portion of this story and all the dialogue that follows it are omitted by Boaistuau in his edition. Gruget inserted the dialogue, but he did not dare to print the passage respecting the talking crucifix.--L.

  "'Tis notable," said Hircan, "that, whatever the matter in question maybe, women always do wrong."

  "Is it wrong," asked Nomerfide, "to bring candles to a tomb?"

  "Yes," said Hircan, "if the flame be turned against a man's forehead;for nothing good should be called good if it be attended with evil. Youmay be sure that the poor woman thought she had made a fine gift to Godwith her little candle."

  "I look not to the gift," said Oisille, "but to the heart that offersit. Perhaps this worthy woman had more love for God than those who offergreat torches; for, as the Gospel says, she gave of her need."

  "Still, I no not believe," said Saffredent, "that God, who is sovereignwisdom, can be pleased with the foolishness of women. Althoughsimplicity is pleasing to Him, I see from the Scriptures that Hedespises the ignorant; and if He commands us to be as harmless as thedove, He none the less commands us to be wise like the serpent."

  "For my part," said Oisille, "I do not call the woman ignorant whobrings her candle or burning taper into the presence of God, and makesamends for her wrongdoing on bended knees before her sovereign Lord,confessing her unworthiness and with steadfast hope seeking pity andsalvation."

  "Would to God," said Dagoucin, "that all understood it in the same wayas you; but I do not believe that these poor fools do it with the intentyou say."

  "The women," said Oisille, "who are least able to speak are just thosewho are most sensible of the love and will of God; wherefore 'tis wellto judge none but ourselves."

  Ennasuite laughed and said--"'Tis no wonderful thing to have frighteneda sleeping varlet, since women of as lowly condition have frightenednoble Princes, without putting fire to their foreheads."

  "I am sure," said Geburon, "that you know some such story, which youare willing to relate; wherefore, if it please you, you shall take myplace."

  "The tale will not be a long one," said Ennasuite, "but, could I recountit just as it happened, you would have no desire to weep."

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