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  For Tiger Lily and Wendy

  and my dear Daisy

  —James Cook

  For Irene,

  who is my Tiger Lily and my Wendy

  and sometimes my Josephine

  —John Leonard Pielmeier

  PART ONE

  THE LITTLE WHITE BIRD

  Chapter One

  When I was six years old or thereabouts, I had a horrific nightmare that I still remember quite clearly.

  Earlier in the day I had gone walking alone in the Kensington Gardens, which was quite close to my home. I was an independent child, and the dangers lurking in wait for independent children of today were unknown back then, so I felt quite safe. I came upon a thick thorny shrub during my walk, in the middle of which rested a tiny nest containing four eggs. Curious to examine them, I reached my little hand through the thorny protection and was startled when, before I could come close to touching the nest, there appeared out of nowhere a small white bird that began attacking me from above. Undoubtedly, this was the mother keeping a lookout for predators, and on spying my intent she swooped down on me with a sharp high cry. I ducked away from her attack, at the same time jerking my hand out of the bush, and in doing so I scratched myself on the thorns rather badly. With blood running down my fingers, I raced home.

  That night my dreams took me back to the incident, only this time, as the bird swooped, the tiny eggs hatched four little monster-birds who began jabbing their needle-long beaks into my hand. One of them caught hold of a vein and began tugging it as if it were a worm. The others took hold of it too, and started fighting for possession. With each yank more and more of the vein emerged until it broke in two, spouting blood. The pain was excruciating. I seized the babies, all four, in my fist and crushed them, while my free hand grabbed hold of the mother. I put her head in my mouth and bit down hard.

  I awoke screaming, my tongue bloody from where I had bitten it. My mother arrived at my bedside, and I was soon comforted, but what strikes me to this day is this: this nightmare of the innocent intent, the swooping bird, the bloodied hand, and my murderous revenge was but a foreshortened narrative of the rest of my life.

  * * *

  Everything you think you know about me is a lie.

  * * *

  I was born James Cook on the twenty-third of February in the year of our Lord 1860. I knew little of my father, James, who was a captain in the Royal Navy and who was lost at sea in the year of my birth. My mother and I lived in a small town house in Kensington, supported by an annual stipend bestowed on us by my father’s family, not a single member of whom I had ever met and who steadfastly refused contact with us but for the January deposit paid into my mother’s banking account. She missed my father terribly. In me, I imagine, she saw a shadow of his likeness.

  My mother and I were quite close. An emotionally delicate woman, she depended on me for company and it was I alone who could brighten her life. She suffered from frequent and severe headaches, punctuated by bouts of melancholia, and would often, during those early years, disappear into her room for days at a time, emerging with apologies and much self-recrimination. I never minded being alone in our little house, however, it being filled with memories of my father.

  The ground-floor back room of the house was his library and was stocked with books he had acquired on his travels or received as gifts. Though I was a precocious lad, I did not learn to read until, beginning at the age of seven, I was sent to Mr. Wilkinson’s private day school in Kensington. From there I returned nightly to dine with my mother and, once my reading skills were up to it, to devour many of these books, hoping to find some clue as to my father’s nature and interests. Most of the books were of the sea.

  My favorite of these, A History of the Voyages of Captain James Cook, was inscribed with my father’s name and the date of his graduation from Eton College. It was, according to my mother, a gift from my father’s father, who was a direct descendant of the brave captain himself, though I never knew whether that blood came to me legitimately or by more questionable means. I devoured the History as if it were my own.

  Cook was quite a famous person even in my day; indeed he was perhaps the greatest English explorer who ever lived. He circumnavigated the globe two and a half times, discovering most of what we know today as the South Sea Islands, not to mention New Zealand and Australia. Much maligned and misunderstood by people then and now (as am I, dear reader), he was a man of science, of peace, and of unbounded curiosity. He was murdered in the middle of his last voyage by the natives of the Sandwich Islands. They reportedly “cooked” and ate him. My young imagination envisioned them serving him with grilled tomato, in a sandwich.

  When my mother first came upon me perusing this book, she burst into tears. I asked her why. “It reminds me of your dear father,” she said, “but it is wrong of me to miss him so, for he is here in you, in your face and your hands, your dear sweet hands.” And she kissed my fingers and held me tight. I asked her then how she and my father first met, but she avoided a direct answer, simply saying that he was the handsomest man she had ever laid eyes on, and she fell in love with him at once. Had she met any of his family, I queried, and she replied “only at the service.” At first I thought she meant the marriage service, but then I realized that it was the final one, after he was lost.

  On those occasions when my mother was feeling especially poorly, we were visited by Doctor Uriah Slinque, the only adult who called at our house with any regularity. A tall man, he always gave me a lemon-flavored sweet to suck before sequestering himself in my mother’s room. I felt uneasy whenever he arrived, most likely because these arrivals always marked a low point in my mother’s constitution, but his visits generally led to my mother emerging from her room at her best and brightest, and for that I was thankful. I would learn more of him, sadly, in the years to come.

  When I was thirteen, my mother received instructions from our benefactors’ lawyer that I was to be sent to Eton College, after my father. It was with great sadness that I took leave of her, who through her tears promised that we would be together again soon, come the Christmas holidays. I vowed to write every day. Though the distance to Eton was not great, it might as well have been half a globe away. I remember watching her pale face vanishing in the crowd as my carriage pulled away from the station platform. Little did I know that I was never to set eyes on her again.

  My entrance into Eton was difficult, to say the least. Most of the boys hailed from wealthy families, containing two parents and often several siblings. They were loud and boisterous and well connected, while I was shy and poor and semi-orphaned, and it became their great sport to ignore me in the classroom and pummel me on the playing fields. It was not until I announced my family’s provenance one day during a class on the history of the Crown that any attention or respect was paid to me at all. As the words left my mouth I could sense the entire room sitting straighter with surprise and fascination.

  Before I come to that, however, I must speak of my greatest adversary there—my father, or rather my father’s reputation. He had been first of his form in nearly everything that counts: first in bravery, first in cricket, first in leadership. He was a member of Pop as well as Sixth Form Select. His mischief, while officially disapproved of by the in
structors, was secretly admired. His bravura during his frequent caning was such that masters broke wands on him in order to get him to cry out; no one succeeded. His voice was angelic, whether as a rich alto in his younger years or as a silky baritone as he matured. His Mercutio was unforgettable; his Mrs. Malaprop bettered Mrs. Siddons’s. His sense of style was admired and copied; his winning streak on the playing fields, admired and unquestioned; his devilish soul and sensitive spirit, admired, admired, admired.

  Many sons would have grown to hate him. I only loved him all the more.

  Of course I couldn’t possibly approach his reputation. Viewed initially as a boy with Great Promise, I was within weeks demoted to Unmitigated Disappointment. “It’s a good thing your father isn’t alive to know of this,” one master told me after I misconjugated a Latin verb. I would have preferred caning to his words. I cried myself to sleep that night, and nearly every night thereafter. My father was untouchable, not only because he was legendary but also because he was dead. His heroism had tripled in memory. To compete with him was impossible. Still, I tried.

  And I always failed. Boys soon ceased to cover their mouths when they laughed at me; their mockery was open, and the masters seldom stopped it. It wasn’t until one day in the aforementioned history class that my fortune, for a short while, changed.

  Our instructor, Mr. Stevenson, had asked the boys to speak briefly of their immediate ancestry, expecting nothing more, I am sure, than the occupations or titles of their fathers and grandfathers. When my turn came I stated that I was a direct descendant of Captain James Cook. I admit that my announcement grew more from a desperate reach for approval than from a desire to fulfill Stevenson’s instructions, but as soon as I spoke a hush fell over the room. Suddenly all eyes were on me, and since I had perused my father’s library, and the History in particular, I was quite well versed in the captain’s story and, in elaborating on the voyages, trumped even Mr. Stevenson in knowledge of Cook’s Discoveries in the South Seas. Being an adolescent, and sensing my schoolmates’ approval of my declaration, I naturally embroidered my own story with elements meant to elevate the position I held in their eyes. Not only did I possess my great-great-grandfather’s History, I told some of them after class, but I owned the brave captain’s spyglass, as well as a farewell letter written to his wife (my great-great-grandmother), its parchment stained with the blood spilled by his Sandwich Island murderers. A few of the boys scoffed at this, but the majority were wide-eyed in wonder, and that night I entertained my dinner companions with stories of the captain’s astonishing adventures, some of which contained a few elements of truth.

  The days that followed were, perhaps, the happiest of my life, and certainly (as of this writing) nearly the last happy days of my existence. (An exception is to follow, dear reader, but I plead for your patience.) Had I but known what was to come, I might have reveled in these days of glory all the more. For too short a time I was the star of the school, or at least of my house, for this new confidence in myself and my abilities soon evinced itself on the playing field—where I scored several goals in football—and in the classroom—where I excelled briefly in maths and Latin, the two subjects in which heretofore I had always stumbled. Sadly, I neglected writing my mother for nearly a week, an act of omission that I know had little to do with what happened but for which I have blamed myself throughout all the years of my unfortunate existence.

  On the Tuesday of the second week of my popularity I was called to the headmaster’s office. Old Carlyle (as he was called, there being an instructor at the college who was dubbed Young Carlyle) asked me to take a chair and once I was stiffly seated told me bluntly that my mother had died. She had had a seizure, Old Carlyle explained, while she was bathing, and had drowned in the tub. (Indeed, she had been subject on occasion to seizures in the past, which she called her “spells,” this being one reason given for her frequent retreats to her room and the saving visits by Doctor Slinque; I was prevented from having to witness any of these episodes in person, and their frequency diminished as I grew older.) Her body had not been discovered for several days, Old Carlyle added, and so was in no fit condition for viewing. The funeral was to be held on Thursday, after which I was to return to school.

  Leaving his office I went directly to the Eton Wall, its brick facade comforting in its curves. I climbed atop and sat there for some time. I did not cry; instead I wished myself dead.

  I remember little of the following days. The funeral was attended by myself, my great-aunt Emily, and a lawyer from my late father’s family estate. He afterward told me that the house in Kensington was to be sold as soon as possible. (It had been owned, I discovered, by my Cook benefactors, who had allowed my mother to occupy it while I grew.) Furthermore, he said, my education at Eton was to continue until “such time as it ended,” a cryptic remark if ever there was one. I was allowed to claim my clothing and whatever else I could carry “manually” (the lawyer’s term) from my mother’s house, and nothing more. Great-Aunt Emily, who was my only surviving relative on my mother’s side, tearfully held me close and told me that I was welcome at her little cottage in Yorkshire during the holidays, given sufficient notice. Her breath smelled of mint, and her mustache irritated my cheek.

  Doctor Slinque alone offered me distraction, extending an invitation to visit his laboratory. (But more of this later.)

  I returned to Eton the following day, bringing with me a trunkful of clothing as well as the History of the Voyages of Captain James Cook, my mother’s wedding ring, and a golden locket (which I had never before set eyes on) containing a small daguerreotype of my father’s face opposite one of my mother’s. I opened the locket but two or three times during the weeks it was in my possession; my pater’s visage was quite blurred, as though he could not keep still (and I did like to think of him as a man of action), and the sight of my poor mother’s youthful countenance so broke my heart that I could not bear to look at her. The wedding ring was inscribed with the words To My Eternal Love. I wore it on my finger at night; during school hours I hid it in my nightshirt pocket.

  I was pitied at first by the other boys at school, but soon the mantle of Orphan became a burden, viewed as it was as a fault that anyone of good breeding could easily have avoided. When several of the boys asked to see the captain’s spyglass and the bloodied letter (since they assumed that I had retrieved them from my lost home, and had brought them with me to school), I told them that the items had been destroyed in a fire. They quickly saw through this bald lie, and once again I became the target of their mockery.

  The next few weeks were pure wretchedness, each day a further descent into Dante’s lower depths, though the Hell of my experience held many more than nine circles; it was bottomless. Its fires burned hottest when my “piratical nature” (as Old Carlyle put it) was uncovered.

  Old Carlyle was a pompous sort who prided himself on his knowledge of the ancient Greeks. His most prized possession was a manuscript he had acquired of Plato’s Republic, a “medieval” tome of spurious provenance that he kept under glass in his office. It was on a Monday morning shortly after the Christmas holidays (which I spent alone at the college) that on entering his office he discovered the glass box shattered and a page unceremoniously ripped from the manuscript. The missing page was nowhere in sight.

  To say that the actions that followed were nothing short of loot and pillage would be an understatement. The boys’ dormitories were turned inside out, with pupils’ trunks gutted, their mattresses stripped and flipped, and their clothing and schoolbooks manhandled as if by the lowest of ruffians. Some boys were “unmasked” when photographs and magazines of the French sort were discovered hidden among their underclothes. But the blade fell full force when the missing page, smeared with excrement, was finally found in the bottom of the trunk of one Jacobus Cook, namely myself. I was, needless to say, completely innocent.

  The piracy, I suppose, was committed by any one of a number of boys who wanted some fun at my expense. They got
their fun, and then some. I was hauled before the assembled student body, where I was ordered to disrobe and bend over, baring my bum to the sniggering audience, after which Carlyle caned me to within an inch of my life. Blood running down my shins, I was then forced to kneel and apologize to Carlyle and the entire student body—past, present, and future—for my sinful ways.

  My expulsion was expected any day, though even Old Carlyle could not bring himself to expel a boy lying bleeding in an infirmary bed, so the dreaded announcement was postponed, I imagine, until my wounds might be deemed closer to some sort of healing. My father’s family was notified of my crime, though of course I heard not a word from them, either in sympathy or in recrimination. As I lay on my bloodied sheets recovering, I resolved to leave the school on my own before being drummed out publicly, and to either seek my fortune with my father’s family (whose uncertain company was preferable to my great-aunt Emily’s) or find it alone. As soon as I was able to walk I rose silently in the night, gathered my possessions into a makeshift knapsack fashioned from my pillow casing, and headed out on the road to Penzance, in the heart of which my father’s family resided.

  I was determined that they should ignore me no longer. I would prove my worth, and soon be welcomed among them as my father’s noble and deserving heir.

  I walked for several weeks, occasionally winning a ride on the back of a wagon heading west. My legs were scabbed and raw, and caused me no end of pain, though I bore it as well as I could. The weather turned wet and cold, and it was a miracle that I did not die of exposure along the way. One night, when I was perhaps a dozen miles from Penzance and wondering how my father’s family would receive me, I passed an inn (christened the Wretched Traveler, a name I found sadly appropriate to my state) that looked bright and inviting. Roars of laughter and good cheer were echoing from the bar. Here I might rest, I thought, so that I could meet my relatives refreshed and renewed on the morrow. I had no money to pay for a room and bath, but I hoped to find some warmth among the horses stabled in the nearby barn, and if luck were with me I could beg a bite of sustenance from a good-hearted farmhand come for a pint and a pie.