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  Just

  Another

  Soldier

  A Year on the Ground in Iraq

  Jason Christopher Hartley

  For Keith Wood

  Contents

  Endpapers

  Fort Drum

  Fort Polk

  Camp Udairi, Kuwait

  Iraq

  Home

  Glossary

  Acknowledgments

  About the Author

  Credits

  Copyright

  About the Publisher

  April 30, 2005

  TRUE AMERICAN HERO

  Getting dressed in my desert camouflage uniform is something I’ve done hundreds of times, but it felt weird to be putting it on again for the first time in four months. Since returning from Iraq, my National Guard unit hadn’t had any drills yet. Typically a drill weekend for us consists of some sort of infantry training, but this one, taking place at Camp Smith, about an hour away from my apartment, was nothing more than taking care of some paperwork and attending an awards ceremony and a dinner. I was wearing one of the uniforms I’d worn in Iraq. It was well worn and comfortable; my boots fit my feet perfectly—they were the only pair I’d worn for the last year. My roommate Matt, one of my platoon mates, was in uniform too now, something I used to see daily in Iraq. But being dressed in my uniform in our apartment in New Paltz, New York, made me feel fake, like I should be going to a Halloween party.

  I’m very proud of the fourteen years I’ve served in the Army National Guard, but since we’d returned, I hadn’t felt very gung-ho about being a soldier. In fact, I’d done everything I could to be as unmilitary as possible. I hadn’t cut my hair for the entire four months we’d been back until a few days ago. I looked ridiculous with my mop of hair, like I should have been driving a Camaro and listening to an eight-track. My hair hadn’t been that long in years; I just wanted to grow it as long as I could out of spite. I had also grown a goatee and a mustache that made me look more like a child molester than a hipster, two other things that had to be shorn before getting back into soldier mode.

  Before I deployed to Iraq, I was part of an infantry company based out of Manhattan. There are a lot of infantry companies in the New York National Guard, but only a few are based out of New York City. Companies from the city are dramatically different in personality (and ethnicity) than companies based out of other parts of the state, creating rivalries based more on resentment than on competitiveness.

  I was born and raised in Salt Lake City, Utah—yes, I was once Mormon—and spent nine years in the National Guard there, where 99 percent of soldiers were white suburbanites. When I moved to New York City in 2000, it took some adjustment to learn how to better interact with the personalities of soldiers who had grown up on the streets. I was one of only two white soldiers in my Manhattan unit, a company that was almost entirely Hispanic, with a handful of other minorities. The other white guy was this jovial, barrel-chested Irish cop from the Bronx named Willy, who quickly became one of the best friends I’ve ever had. After a few months in my new unit, I realized I preferred soldiers who grew up in the city to soldiers who grew up in the suburbs.

  When my battalion was deployed to Iraq, different companies were combined in order to get us to full strength. My city company was merged with soldiers from other parts of the state, and the disparity was the source of a lot of friction that never got resolved, even after eleven months in combat together. Now I was on my way to drill, where I would see all these guys for the first time in months.

  I had pulled my uniform out of the duffel bag where it had been stuffed since I’d gotten back from combat and put it on without ironing it. I’d cut my hair, but it was barely within military standards and nowhere near as short as infantrymen usually keep theirs. It was still long enough that my hat didn’t fit because of it. My uniform carried no rank. For the past several years, I’d been a sergeant, but on the second-to-last day of our deployment I was demoted. On the last day of my tour of duty, while at Fort Drum, New York, before being released back into the wild as a civilian, I wore the rank of specialist. As I drove away from Fort Drum that day, I threw my pin-on rank out the window. I never bothered getting another set of pin-on rank or having them sewn on. The stories in this book, and their presence on the internet, were the reason I was demoted.

  Matt and I weren’t in any mood to take this upcoming drill seriously. Before getting on the highway we picked up a case of beer at a gas station and put the cans in a garbage bag full of ice in his backseat. We drank all the way to Camp Smith.

  All the stories I’ve ever heard from vets about returning from combat are stuff like “You fight for the guy next to you” or “The friends you make in combat will be the best you ever make.” Whatever. For the most part, I enjoyed my time in combat. I love being in the infantry. I served with a lot of good soldiers in Iraq, in a platoon with solid leaders. Fighting there was an incredible experience for me, the culmination of almost everything I’ve wanted to do as an infantryman, but the worst part was being surrounded by so many assholes. When we got to Camp Smith, it was good to see all the guys again, most of whom I cared for a great deal, but it also reminded me of how much I couldn’t stand them as a group.

  Since the company I was originally a part of in Manhattan had been disbanded while we were in Iraq, now, like it or not, I was permanently a part of this new company. I wanted to show my face, hug everyone, then ask to be transferred to another city-based unit again.

  We spent only two hours at Camp Smith before being released for the night. All we did during those two hours was fill out a few forms with our addresses and signatures. It’s amazing how many times I’ve written my address on something for the Army. I know my company knows my address. They send me crap in the mail all the time. All these forms are printed out with a word processor, and the National Guard could save millions of dollars each year in man-hours if they would just let my sixteen-year-old sister teach the administrative guys how to use the Mail Merge function in Microsoft Word. I didn’t mind it so much this time though, because we had plenty of beer.

  Once we were released for the evening, about a dozen guys came back up to New Paltz for a night of further drinking. These were guys who never normally hung out together, but drinking is a much more unifying experience than modern combat. The rest of us had changed back into civilian clothes, but Willy was still in uniform, which drew a lot of attention in the liberal town of New Paltz. The sun had already set on the New Paltz skyline, the most visible feature of which is a watchtower on a cliff, the same one Bob Dylan wrote about in “All Along the Watchtower.” Woodstock is a stone’s throw away.

  Ray, one of our company’s snipers, was there as well. I love Ray. If there is a list somewhere of ten traits, any seven of which you’d need to become a psycho killer, Ray has six of them. Were it not for an innate kind of commonsense Zen spirituality he quietly nurtures, he would be a true-life Travis Bickle. His comic timing and deadpan delivery of one-liners, along with his legendary marksmanship skills, made him a rock star in our company in Iraq.

  Willy is also impossible not to love. He’s loud, loving, and totally uncensored. I once made the mistake of telling my mother that as long as I was near him, I felt safe. Now sometimes I wonder if she loves him more than me. I could call her and say, “Mom, my Humvee was hit today by an improvised explosive device and my legs were blown off,” and the first question she’d ask me would be “Is Willy okay?” Ray and Willy were both from my original company in Manhattan.

  Matt and our other housemate, Sean, were both from the upstate company that merged with the one Ray and Willy and I had been part of. Matt and Sean had been close friends for years. Sean was the baby
of the company for a long time, a charming and good-looking kid who was always treated like the favorite son. He could do no wrong, and fully deserved the nickname he was given by the Dominicans and Puerto Ricans from my company: Golden Boy. I had been a team leader for our deployment, which meant I was in charge of three guys, one of whom was Matt. He’s smart, capable, and an experienced paramedic in real life, and he resented like hell that I was in charge of him. He made my job as a leader difficult and miserable. It wasn’t until the final few months of our deployment that we started getting along. Now I’m so attached to Matt (and Sean) it’s pathetic. For nineteen months (and counting) my bed has never been more than ten feet from Matt’s and thirty feet from Sean’s. If Sean, Matt, and I spend more than five days apart, the first thing that happens upon the return of the truant member of the triad is a conversation about how much we’ve missed each other. Post-traumatic stress disorder is not a concern of mine, but post-traumatic “does this mean I’m gay?” attachment disorder does.

  We didn’t have to be to the awards ceremony until noon the next day. This was a good thing, considering how hungover most of us were. The ceremony was held in a restaurant large enough to accommodate a few hundred soldiers and their guests. It was a pretty big production, complete with congresspeople and high-ranking officers, most of whom I didn’t know. All the soldiers present were being awarded an encased flag, along with a few other trinkets like commemorative coins and lapel pins. I was looking forward to getting the flag. My grandfather was in the Navy, and when he died I was given the flag that was draped over his coffin. I thought it would be cool to put both flags on the wall in my room, until I found out the flag I was getting had a plaque on it that read: TO A TRUE AMERICAN HERO. All the flags had the plaque. In fact, the word “hero” appeared on the plaque in two places. I appreciated the gesture of being given a flag, but there’s no way I can take seriously anything with the word “hero” on it.

  The ceremony was pleasant and pretty much like any other I’d ever been to, but this one made me feel a strange combination of sadness, guilt, and pity. There were a lot of soldiers there, along with their loved ones, who were taking it seriously—as I should have, but I couldn’t. Willy and I were late, and we had a hard time finding a table with open seats, so we sat at one of the few with available seats. A young soldier was seated there with his parents and girlfriend. They looked frightened when Willy and I sat next to them. We were both still giddy from the night before, and Willy can be incredibly loud in this state. I felt bad thinking that we were probably ruining this experience for them with our irreverence.

  The ceremony started with an invocation and some opening words, then the process of handing out the flags and other items began. There was a reception line all the soldiers walked down, shaking hands with the politicians and officers, ending with our company commander and first sergeant. I hadn’t seen my commander since he’d gotten me demoted. He’d been a nemesis of sorts of mine ever since. He was a superb commander, and I have always had the utmost respect for him, but he really put me through the wringer when he initiated my punishment. I had written about my deployment experiences in Iraq in an online journal I called Just Another Soldier. He was furious when he found out about it, citing with extreme displeasure how I portrayed the Army and my unit and accusing me of violating operational security. My journal (or “blog” as they’re called) had been online for five months during my deployment training, and my commander found it shortly before we left for Iraq. He asked me then to take it down, and I did so reluctantly, but I continued to write while in Iraq, emailing my stories to a list of friends. At the end of my tour in Iraq, with less than two months to go before I was to return home, I put the blog back online, along with everything new I had written. When my commander was informed about the blog being back online, I was taken out of my platoon and banished to our headquarters platoon, forbidden from going on missions, where I rotted away while an investigation was conducted.

  Now he was a few feet from me, and I was moving down the line toward him. I knew he wouldn’t be any more thrilled to see me than I was to see him. I wondered who else here tonight thought that what I had done was wrong. Herd mentality is strong in the military, and it doesn’t take much to convince a majority of an idea. I wish I could say that it didn’t bother me what my comrades-in-arms thought of me, but it did.

  One of the joys of being in the military is experiencing a sense of belonging. But it was impossible for me to feel much of that at this time. For example, was I still assigned to the headquarters platoon, or was I part of my regular platoon again? If I was still in headquarters, what was my job? Who was in charge of me now? And what rank was I supposed to be wearing?

  The paperwork to formalize my demotion hadn’t gone through yet, and I was still being paid as a sergeant. When the investigation began, a hold was put on a promotion to staff sergeant I was days away from receiving. I thought it would be funny if the paperwork for my promotion went through before my demotion, or better yet after my demotion. In all seriousness, it still could—paperwork is processed at a snail’s pace in the Army.

  I went through the line and shook the hands of everyone in it. One of the officers who shook my hand noticed that I wasn’t wearing any rank. He asked me what my rank was, and I told him, “I just got made a specialist, sir, but I haven’t pinned it on.”

  “Well, congratulations,” he said.

  My company commander doesn’t do token gestures for the sake of politeness, nor does he give out insincere platitudes, and I was half expecting him to refuse to shake my hand. When I put my blog back online, he had taken it very personally, seeing it as a betrayal. But when I came to him while he stood in the line, he made solid eye contact with me, smiled broadly, and shook my hand.

  “How ya doin’, Hartley,” he said.

  As far as I could tell, he was being completely sincere. This meant a lot to me. It made it impossible for me to hate him.

  When Willy and I were done shaking everyone’s hands, we immediately went to his car and dumped our flag and commemorative trinkets. Neither of us was interested in hanging around for the awards ceremony. We went back inside for a few minutes and chatted with some of the guys before we left. While I stood outside at the front door smoking, one of the battalion medics came up to me and said, “I read your stuff on the internet. I really liked it. It was really…I…I didn’t know you could do that, I didn’t know you wrote. It was really…explicit.” Explicit. Interesting choice of words. For years, every time this guy saw me he’d say, “Hey Nina!” in reference to the porn star Nina Hartley, as if it were the funniest joke ever. He never got tired of greeting me like this. I appreciated the compliment he’d just paid me; it felt good to finally register with him as more than a guy with the last name of a porn star.

  Later that night, back at my apartment, one of the guys from my unit sent me an instant message. “Dude,” he wrote, “you got like the best award given after you left.”

  I had been awarded a medal for valor. But I wouldn’t actually get it until the paperwork was finished being processed.

  Fort Drum

  September 30, 2003

  In July 2003, I was verbally informed that my National Guard unit had been put on alert to go to Iraq. In the second week of September, we were given a “warning order” that we would be activated on September 29. With little more than two weeks until a deployment date, soldiers were expected to get their lives in order and prepare to deploy without so much as a single official document to give to employers, family, etc., regarding this imminent departure. On September 23, another warning order came down that stated that we “will enter active federal status on a date in October, which has not yet been determined.” Six days out from when we were supposed to leave, and suddenly the Army turns into an indecisive prom date? Everyone being deployed had quit their jobs, planned going away parties, etc., and now they were being told to sit tight until…whenever.

  On Sunday, September 28, I
get a phone call letting me know that the deployment date was Wednesday, October 1, at which time I should report to my armory. Well, they did say it would be a “date in October.”

  I feel like I’m an infant and the National Guard Bureau (or whoever is in charge of the dissemination of information) is some avuncular stranger playing peek-a-boo with me while my mother is taking me for a walk around the block in a stroller. One minute I’m playing with my toes, the next minute some guy has me half excited, half scared shitless saying “Peek-a-boo!” then covering his face. And just when I’m thinking, “Where’d he go?” he startles me again right at the very last moment with “PEEK-A-BOO!” I can’t decide if I want to cheer ecstatically or cry hysterically from the sheer shock of this absurd and stupid man.

  Before you start thinking I’m a whiner, I should mention something very important: bitching is the only truly inalienable right of the soldier. I love the Army and I love my country. But that doesn’t mean I have to enjoy the taste of horseshit. There are many axiomatic truths I will share with you with regard to soldiering. The principle of bitching is an excellent one to start with.

  October 1, 2003

  Friday, September 26, was my going-away party. My parents, my youngest sister, and one of my friends flew in from Salt Lake City for the weekend. Two friends of mine in New Paltz were gracious enough to have the party in their home, and they did the lion’s share of the cooking. My parents don’t drink and are never around people who do, and I was worried they would be uncomfortable at the dinner party. Fortunately, things could not have gone better, and I think they enjoyed themselves very much. Almost everyone I had invited was able to make it, totaling about twenty people. The entire night was indescribably satisfying for me.