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  Copyright © 1996 by James Patterson

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  The characters and events in this book are fictitious. Any similarity to real persons, living or dead, is coincidental and not intended by the author.

  ISBN: 978-0-316-02224-8

  Contents

  Part 1: A Little Noise from Winnetka

  Chapter 1

  Chapter 2

  Chapter 3

  Chapter 4

  Chapter 5

  Chapter 6

  Chapter 7

  Chapter 8

  Chapter 9

  Chapter 10

  Part 2: The Miracle Tour

  Chapter 11

  Chapter 12

  Chapter 13

  Chapter 14

  Chapter 15

  Chapter 16

  Chapter 17

  Chapter 18

  Chapter 19

  Chapter 20

  Chapter 21

  Chapter 22

  Chapter 23

  Chapter 24

  Chapter 25

  Chapter 26

  Chapter 27

  Chapter 28

  Chapter 29

  Part 3: Miracle on the 17th

  Chapter 30

  Chapter 31

  Chapter 32

  Chapter 33

  Chapter 34

  Chapter 35

  Chapter 36

  Chapter 37

  Chapter 38

  Chapter 39

  Epilogue

  NOVELS BY

  JAMES PATTERSON

  The Thomas Berryman Number

  The Jericho Commandment

  Virgin

  Black Market

  The Midnight Club

  Along Came a Spider

  Kiss the Girls

  Hide & Seek

  Jack and Jill

  Miracle on the 17th Green

  (with Peter de Jonge)

  For Matthew and Joseph.

  For the good folks of Toms River and Sleepy Hollow.

  Part 1

  A Little Noise from Winnetka

  Chapter 1

  It was Christmas morning and a balmy 38 degrees. In other words, a perfect day for golf, and there I stood on the semifrozen mud of the 17th tee at the Creekview Country Club in Winnetka, Illinois.

  My marriage was disintegrating. My three kids, whom I love more than life itself, didn’t know what to make of me lately, and I had a terrible feeling that come January, I was going to be fired from my job at Leo Burnett. Who knows, if everything went as badly as it possibly could, there was a chance I might be one of the homeless after that.

  Ho! Ho! Ho!

  I bent down, teed up an old scuffed Titleist, and squinted through the wind at the long tight par 5, lined on both sides by towering black leafless elms.

  Now what follows is one of those mystical, largely unexplainable, out-of-body experiences, so please bear with me. Or as Vin Scully used to say at the start of his golf telecasts, pull up a chair and make yourself comfortable. I admit that in sheer unlikelihood, this probably ranks right up there with Truman upsetting Dewey, It’s a Wonderful Life, and John Daly winning the British Open.

  What can I say? Stuff happens to people. Tragedies befall saints. Fortune smiles on cretins. Extraordinary things happen to ordinary people. And this happened to me.

  Since it is such a crucial number in this story, I should point out that I was starting my round on 17. Despite the unseasonable thaw, it was Christmas, the course was empty, and 17 just happened to be the tee closest to where I parked. Anyway, I knocked the cover off my drive.

  Nothing unusual about that. I hit the ball farther than the pro here at Creekview. I even hit the ball farther than the current champ, Mark Duffel, who’s twenty.

  I trudged down the fairway, nudged my ball away from a sprinkler head, and hit my second shot, a 185-yard, 5-iron, stiff. Suddenly, I was feeling better. To hell with my problems. Golf can have that effect.

  Now, here comes the weird part. This is where everything gets a little spooky, and I took my first step on this road — either to salvation or damnation.

  I stroked that putt so clean and solid.

  Strange.

  I put such a pure sweet roll on it, the ball traveled over the grass like a bead of mercury rolls across the floor after you break a thermometer.

  The beginning of a miracle. A harbinger. A sign.

  The little white ball dropped into the little white cup for eagle.

  I was hooked.

  I was elated.

  I was doomed.

  I must tell you right now however, that this isn’t the so-called Miracle on 17. Not even close.

  I hurried to the next tee.

  Chapter 2

  I know what you’re thinking. What’s the big deal about a nine-foot putt in a practice round on a deserted golf course in the dead of winter, with the only witness a skinny red squirrel who had hopped onto the green in search of an acorn or two?

  Let me give you a little quick background.

  Except for tap-ins and your basic no-account three- or four-footers, I don’t make putts less than twelve feet. My nickname, borrowed in a most unflattering way from the former world welterweight champion Roberto Duran, is “Hands of Stone.” In spite of that, I’ve been club champ here at the Creekview Country Club in Winnetka five out of the past twelve years.

  But it wasn’t just that the putt on 17 went in. Everybody gets lucky sometime.

  It was how the putt went in.

  It didn’t creep in the side door, or dribble in the front, or start off-line and get corrected by a spike mark. It was dead center from the instant it touched off my blade until it rammed home with all the subtlety of a Shaquille O’Neal dunk.

  But even more important was the feeling I had as I stood over the putt. I knew it was going in.

  Knew it in my hands, shoulders, legs, and bones.

  Knew it with a degree of certainty that was almost spooky.

  It was like something that had already happened, and all I had to do was patiently wait for the present to catch up.

  For the first time in forty years, I could actually see the line. My nickname notwithstanding, my putting problem was never really my touch. It was in my eyes, or somewhere behind them in the plumbing of my brain. Does it break three inches or two? Does it break at the beginning or the end? Your guess was as good as mine.

  But that morning as I stood with my eyes directly over the Titleist logo, my putting dyslexia was cured. It was as if someone from the Winnetka Highway Department had painted a dotted white line between my ball and the hole. Or better yet, had laid a small stretch of track about the size of my younger son, Noah’s, train set, and all I had to do was get the ball started right and then watch it roll as if it were on rails into the center of the cup.

  But, as I said before, this isn’t the miracle I’m trying to tell you about.

  Chapter 3

  Like a middle-aged man who suddenly discovers Santa Claus is real after all, I raced to the next hole. I thumbed a tee into the cold dirt and smacked another solid drive out over the deserted cour
se.

  For the next few hours, I raced around the blighted landscape in a birdie-feeding frenzy.

  After rolling in a fifteen-footer on 18, I jogged back over to I and played a full eighteen, then another nine, then nine more. In thirty-eight holes, I one-putted twenty-nine greens, had twenty birdies, and in four nines didn’t post a score above 33. Time seemed to stand still.

  During one unconscious stretch, where I birdied four holes in a row, my heart started beating so fast I had to lean against a tree and make myself take a few slow breaths.

  I was afraid I was going to keel over and buy the farm right then, cut down — as it were — in my prime. And I don’t know what would have annoyed me more — dying, or dying before I had a chance to tell anybody about these scores.

  But my reverie was suddenly broken.

  Standing on the 16th green for the third time that day, I happened to look out over the evergreens beside the fairway. There, wafting above the treeline, tethered to a nearby house, was a helium-filled Santa balloon.

  In a panic, I fished my watch out of my bag. It turns out time hadn’t stood still at all. It had kept right on ticking.

  As I stood marooned in the middle of the course, a brisk fifteen-minute walk from my Jeep, a reckless fifteen-minute ride from my home, I was already two hours and twenty minutes late for my own Christmas dinner. Throwing the bag over my shoulder, I took off across the empty course like a Yellowstone camper pursued by a nasty bear looking for its Christmas dinner.

  Or a man who had just seen a ghost. The ghost of Christmas past.

  Chapter 4

  My family is not the kind that any man in his right mind stands up for Christmas dinner, or any other meal or occasion. But then whose is?

  Sarah, my wife, is generous, funny, frighteningly accomplished, and stunning, and I have been hopelessly in love with her for thirty years. She is the leading obstetrician in Winnetka, and for the past eight years has been an adjunct professor at the University of Chicago Medical School. She has always earned more than I have as a sort of midlevel advertising copywriter for Leo Burnett, but, at least until recently, neither one of us seemed to mind.

  Our kids, to use one of Noah’s current favorite words are “the bomb.” That’s good, by the way. They are also sensitive, caring, beautiful, and brilliant. They take after Sarah.

  Elizabeth, born the year after we got married, is really only a kid to me. That she is in fact twenty-seven now is something I always have a hard time believing. It doesn’t fit with the indelible image of the first time I held her, seconds after her birth. Then again, neither did her first date, her second, her third, and her high school and college graduations. A doctor herself now, she is in her second year of a radiology internship at Yale.

  Simon, a junior in high school, is probably my closest friend in the world — though we’ve been testing that relationship lately. The kid is just so alive and honest. He’s a pure flame. Although he has never been interested in golf, he’s also the family’s only other jock. One of the top high school soccer players in the state, he has been invited to travel with the National Junior Team next fall.

  Last, but definitely not least, is our great philosopher-king, Noah, who arrived unexpectedly four years ago, and whose absurd verbal precociousness has been causing jaws to drop practically ever since. Statistically, I guess he’s a genius, but what really kills me about him is his ferocious loyalty to his older brother.

  One day last fall, Simon surprised us at supper by arriving with three gold loops dangling from his right earlobe. His mother and I were not exactly congratulating him on his new look.

  After about five minutes, Noah stood up and announced, “If you two don’t stop it, I’m eating in my room.” Then he looked at us, shrugged his shoulders, and said, “Besides, what’s the big deal? He’s a teenager.” I’m not making this up. He’s four years old.

  Of course, Simon feels the same way about Noah. In fact, we’re all pretty much crazy about one another, with the very possible exception lately of Sarah toward me. What’s caused her to lose affection for me? I can’t say for sure. She refuses to talk about it anymore.

  If I don’t get it by now I never will, she says.

  What I do understand is that I’ve been in a rut, a rut that keeps getting deeper and deeper, and she’s tired of what must seem like the Sisyphean task of pulling me out of it. As she put it once, “I already have three kids. I don’t want to be married to one.“ The fact is she’s doing great, and I’m not doing much of anything, I guess, except bringing her down. She also says I’m cynical about her friends, and shes probably right.

  On the other hand, maybe I never deserved her in the first place, and it just took her twenty-eight years to figure that out.

  At any rate, what I had just done on Christmas afternoon wasnt likely to heal and soothe.

  Chapter 5

  When I finally walked into the kitchen, I was actually met by five pairs of angry eyes. I dont believe I mentioned Boris, our black-and-brown Welsh terrier, who also joined the group scowl, and may even have growled. This wasnt the first time I had faced this particular mob. I had let them down before, so much so that Simon had dubbed me the “late” Travis McKinley.

  “Merry Christmas,” offered Sarah, with exactly as much warmth and genuine Yuletide spirit as I deserved.

  “I know its inexcusable,” I blurted, “Im sorry. When I looked at my watch, I swear I couldnt believe it.”

  “No big deal, Old Man,” said Elizabeth, who had flown in from New Haven the night before. “All you did is miss Christmas dinner.”

  “You’re being too hard on the guy, Liz,” said Simon, bristling with the kind of wounded sarcasm only a seventeen-year-old can muster, “Hes just in that mild funk again. You know, the one hes been in since Armstrong walked on the moon.”

  Because we identified with each other so closely, I realize now that my long slump had hurt Simon at least as much as me. If Id got my act together a little sooner, maybe he wouldnt have three holes in his right ear. Maybe he wouldnt have been suspended two days this fall for getting in a fistfight in the hallway with some goon on the football team. But Simons going to be all right, I swear it.

  “Don’t worry,” said Noah, who hates to see anyone looking miserable, “therell be another one in exactly three hundred sixty-five days.”

  “Oh, I wouldn’t be so sure of that,” said Sarah. “At least not one that youre invited to.”

  I stood there with my face covered with mud and sweat, and dried blood where a branch had scraped my chin as I sprinted back through the woods. I stared hopelessly at Sarah, who was wearing a simple black dress and had her hair pulled back. She kept shaking her head, and the look on her face was about as pure as disgust can get.

  “I know no one is going to believe this or be interested,” I said, “but I was having a semireligious experience out there.”

  “What? You finally sunk a few putts?” snorted Elizabeth, provoking laughter all around and a particularly merry approving glance from her mom.

  When am I going to learn to keep my moronic mouth shut? I asked myself in despair. The only good news was that my mad sprint through the woods had got me home in time to do the dishes and clean up. Noah, good soul that he is, stayed in the kitchen to help me dry. The work, and his company, temporarily took my mind off the paralyzing fear that I might eventually screw up one time too many and lose my place in this family.

  Or maybe I already had.

  Chapter 6

  That night, the Midwest got blitzed by the first real snowstorm of the winter. The town Billy Sunday couldnt shut down, was.

  Although I welcomed the closed offices and the temporary interruption in the flow of junk mail and bills, I was dying to get back on the course and find out if I could still see the line on my putts. Was my improvement permanent, or just a blip in the cosmos, a one-day Christmas gift from God?

  It was five days before the snow had melted enough for me and my regular golfing bud
dies, Ron Claiborne, Joe Barreiro, and Charles Hall, to drive out to Medinah, one of the best courses in the country, where Rons father-in-law was a member.

  Medinah is a long, narrow, nasty test of golf. When it hosted the U.S. Open in 1990, the best score all week was a 67 by Hale Irwin.

  That’s exactly what I shot. With all the bonus payouts for greenies, birdies, sandies, presses, and double presses, my winnings were more than enough to buy lunch and drinks in the Mens Grill.

  That afternoon, we had the place to ourselves. As we sat in one corner of the huge wood-paneled room, shooting the breeze and stewing in our ripe middle age, I picked up a spoon and banged it on Rons half-empty Amstel Light.

  “Gentlemen, I’m glad all of you are sitting down, because I have a rather shocking announcement,” I said.

  “You’re getting a vasectomy,” said Ron. “Congratulations.”

  “Talk about flogging a dead horse,” said Joe.

  “I’m going to the Senior Tour Qualifying School.” I said, interrupting the high hilarity. “Starts two weeks from today in Tallahassee.”

  The silence was deafening. Id been playing with these guys for twenty-five years. They were all top local amateurs and former college players, and until the sudden improvement in my putting, I dont even know if I was the best player at the table.

  “It takes more than one sixty-seven to go up against Lee Trevino and Jimmy Colbert every week,” said Ron finally. “Youre completely out of your fucking mind, and thats putting it politely.” It was almost as if he was angry.

  “I appreciate your confidence,” I said. “Really, Im touched. Ive broken par six nines in a row, and something wild has happened with my putting.”

  “No shit,” said Joe.

  “But that’s not the point,” I said. “The point is it’s what I want to do, and for once before it’s too late Id like to know what it feels like to at least try to do what I want.”

  “You’ve already got the cushiest job in the Western World,” said Joe. “You rotate the superlatives in McDonalds jingles. I mean, how many things can you come up with that rhyme with ’sesame seed bun?”