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  DEATH IS A LONELY BUSINESS

  Ray Bradbury

  [18 oct 2001 - scanned for #bookz]

  [20 oct 2001 - proofed for #bookz – by bookleech, v 1.0]

  Venice, California, in the old days had much to recommend it to people who liked to be sad. It had fog almost every night and along the shore the moaning of the oil well machinery and the slap of dark water in the canals and the hiss of sand against the windows of your house when the wind came up and sang among the open places and along the empty walks.

  Those were the days when the Venice pier was falling apart and dying in the sea and you could find there the bones of a vast dinosaur, the rollercoaster, being covered by the shifting tides.

  At the end of one long canal you could find old circus wagons that had been rolled and dumped, and in the cages, at midnight, if you looked, things lived, fish and crayfish moving with the tide; and it was all the circuses of time somehow gone to doom and rusting away.

  And there was a loud avalanche of big red trolley car that rushed toward the sea every half-hour and at midnight skirled the curve and threw sparks on the high wires and rolled away with a moan which was like the dead turning in their sleep, as if the trolleys and the lonely men who swayed steering them knew that in another year they would be gone, the tracks covered with concrete and tar and the high spider-wire collected on rolls and spirited away.

  And it was in that time, in one of those lonely years when the fogs never ended and the winds never stopped their laments, that riding the old red trolley, the high-bucketing thunder, one night I met up with Death’s friend and didn’t know it.

  It was a raining night, with me reading a book in the back of the old, whining, roaring railcar on its way from one empty confetti-tossed transfer station to the next. Just me and the big, aching wooden car and the conductor up front slamming the brass controls and easing the brakes and letting out the hell-steam when needed.

  And the man down the aisle who somehow had got there without my noticing.

  I became aware of him finally because of him swaying, swaying, standing there behind me for a long time, as if undecided because there were forty empty seats and late at night it is hard with so much emptiness to decide which one to take. But finally I heard him sit and I knew he was there because I could smell him like the tidelands coming in across the fields. On top of the smell of his clothes, there was the odor of too much drink taken in too little time.

  I did not look back at him. I learned long ago, looking only encourages.

  I shut my eyes and kept my head firmly turned away. It didn’t work.

  “Oh,” the man moaned.

  I could feel him strain forward in his seat. I felt his hot breath on my neck. I held on to my knees and sank away.

  “Oh,” he moaned, even louder. It was like someone falling off a cliff, asking to be saved, or someone swimming far out in the storm, wanting to be seen.

  “Ah!”

  It was raining hard now as the big red trolley bucketed across a midnight stretch of meadow-grass and the rain banged the windows, drenching away the sight of open fields. We sailed through Culver City without seeing the film studio and ran on, the great car heaving, the floorboard whining underfoot, the empty seats creaking, the train whistle screaming.

  And a blast of terrible air from behind me as the unseen man cried, “Death!”

  The train whistle cut across his voice so he had to start over.

  “Death…”

  Another whistle.

  “Death,” said the voice behind me, “is a lonely business.”

  I thought he might weep. I stared ahead at the flashing rain that rushed to meet us. The train slowed. The man rose up in a fury of demand, as if he might beat at me if I didn’t listen and at last turn. He wanted to be seen. He wished to drown me in his need. I felt his hand stretch out, and whether as fists or claws, to rake or beat me, I could not guess. I clutched the seat in front of me. His voice exploded.

  “Oh, death!”

  The train braked to a halt.

  Go on, I thought, finish it!

  “Is a lonely business!” he said, in a dreadful whisper, and moved away.

  I heard the back door open. At last I turned.

  The car was empty. The man had gone, taking his funeral with him. I heard gravel crunching on the path outside the train.

  The unseen man was muttering out there to himself as the doors banged shut. I could still hear him through the window. Something about the grave. Something about the grave. Something about the lonely.

  The train jerked and roared away through the long grass and the storm.

  I threw the window up to lean out and stare back into wet darkness.

  If there was a city back there, and people, or one man and his terrible sadness, I could not see, nor hear.

  The train was headed for the ocean.

  I had this awful feeling it would plunge in.

  I slammed the window down and sat, shivering. I had to remind myself all the rest of the way, you’re only twenty-seven. You don’t drink. But …

  I had a drink, anyway.

  Here at this far lost end of the continent, where the trail wagons had stopped and the people with them, I found a last-stand saloon, empty save for a bartender in love with Hopalong Cassidy on late night TV.

  “One double vodka, please.”

  I was astounded at my voice. Why was I drinking? For courage to call my girlfriend, Peg, two thousand miles away in Mexico City? To tell her that I was all right? But nothing had happened to me, had it?

  Nothing but a train ride and cold rain and a dreadful voice behind me, exhaling vapors of fear. But I dreaded going back to my apartment bed, which was as empty as an icebox abandoned by the Okies on the way west.

  The only thing emptier was my Great American Novelist’s bank account in an old Roman temple bank building on the edge of the sea, about to be washed away in the next recession. The tellers waited in rowboats every morning, while the manager drowned himself in the nearest bar. I rarely saw any of them. With only an occasional sale to a pulp detective magazine, there was no cash to deposit. So …

  I drank my vodka. I winced.

  “Jesus,” said the bartender, “you look like you never had booze before!”

  “I never did.”

  “You look horrible.”

  “I feel horrible. You ever think something awful is going to happen, but you don’t know what?”

  “It’s called the heebie-jeebies.”

  I swallowed more vodka and shivered.

  “No, no. Something really terrible, closing in on you, is what I mean.”

  The bartender looked over my shoulder as if he saw the ghost of the man on the train there.

  “Did you bring it in with you?”

  “No.”

  “Then it’s not here.”

  “But,” I said, “he spoke to me, one of the Furies.”

  “Furies?”

  “I didn’t see his face. God, I feel worse now. Good night.”

  “Lay off the booze!”

  But I was out the door and peering in all directions to catch the thing that was waiting for me. Which way home, so as not to meet up with darkness? I chose.

  And knowing it was the wrong choice, I hurried along the dark rim of the old canal toward the drowned circus wagons.

  How the lion cages got in the canal no one knew. For that matter, no one seemed to remember how the canals had gotten there in the middle of an old town somehow fallen to seed, the seeds rustling against the doors every night along with the sand and bits of seaweed and unravelings of tobacco from cigarettes tossed along the strand-shore as far back a
s 1910.

  But there they were, the canals and, at the end of one, a dark green and oil scummed waterway, the ancient circus wagons and cages, flaking their white enamel and gold paint and rusting their thick bars.

  A long time before, in the early Twenties, these cages had probably rolled by like bright summer storms with animals prowling them, lions opening their mouths to exhale hot meat breaths. Teams of white horses had dragged their pomp through Venice and across the fields long before MGM put up its false fronts and made a new kind of circus that would live forever on bits of film.

  Now all that remained of the old parade had ended here. Some of the cage wagons stood upright in the deep waters of the canal, others were tilted flat over on their sides and buried in the tides that revealed them some dawns or covered them some midnights. Fish swarmed in and out of the bars. By day small boys came and danced about on the huge lost islands of steel and wood and sometimes popped inside and shook the bars and roared.

  But now, long after midnight with the last trolley gone to destinations north along the empty sands, the canals lapped their black waters and sucked at the cages like old women sucking their empty gums.

  I came running, head down against the rain which suddenly cleared and stopped. The moon broke through a rift of darkness like a great eye watching me. I walked on mirrors which showed me the same moon and clouds. I walked on the sky beneath, and something happened… .

  From somewhere a block or so away, a tidal surge of salt water came rolling black and smooth between the canal banks. Somewhere a sandbar had broken and let the sea in. And here the dark waters came. The tide reached a small overpass bridge at the same moment I reached the center.

  The water hissed about the old lion cages.

  I quickened. I seized the rail of the bridge.

  For in one cage, directly below me, a dim phosphorescence bumped the inside of the bars.

  A hand gestured from within the cage.

  Some old lion-tamer, gone to sleep, had just wakened to find himself in a strange place.

  An arm outstretched within the cage, behind the bars, languidly. The lion-tamer was coming full awake.

  The water fell and rose again.

  And a ghost pressed to the bars.

  Bent over the rail, I could not believe.

  But now the spirit-light took shape. Not only a hand, an arm, but an entire body sagged and loosely gesticulated, like an immense marionette, trapped in iron.

  A pale face, with empty eyes which took light from the moon, and showed nothing else, was there like a silver mask.

  Then the tide shrugged and sank. The body vanished.

  Somewhere inside my head, the vast trolley rounded a curve of rusted track, choked brakes, threw sparks, screamed to a halt as somewhere an unseen man jolted out those words with every run, jump, rush.

  “Death is a lonely business.”

  No.

  The tide rose again in a gesture like a seance remembered from some other night.

  And the ghost shape rose again within the cage.

  It was a dead man wanting out.

  Somebody gave a terrible yell.

  I knew it was me, when a dozen lights flashed on in the little houses along the rim of the dark canal.

  “All right, stand back, stand back!”

  More cars were arriving, more police, more lights going on, more people wandering out in their bathrobes, stunned with sleep, to stand with me, stunned with more than sleep. We looked like a mob of miserable clowns abandoned on the bridge, looking down at our drowned circus.

  I stood shivering, staring at the cage, thinking, why didn’t I look back? Why didn’t I see that man who knew all about the man down there in the circus wagon?

  My God, I thought, what if the man on the train had actually shoved this dead man into the cage?

  Proof? None. All I had was five words repeated on a night train an hour after midnight. All I had was rain dripping on the high wire repeating those words. All I had was the way the cold water came like death along the canal to wash the cages and go back out colder than when it had arrived.

  More strange clowns came out of the old bungalows.

  “All right, folks, it’s three in the morning. Clear away!”

  It had begun to rain again, and the police when they had arrived had looked at me as if to say, why didn’t you mind your own business? or wait until morning and phone it in, anonymous?

  One of the policemen stood on the edge of the canal in a pair of black swim trunks, looking at the water with distaste. His body was white from not having been in the sun for a long while. He stood watching the tide move into the cage and lift the sleeper there, beckoning. A face showed behind the bars. The face was so gone-far-off-away it was sad. There was a terrible wrenching in my chest. I had to back off, because I heard the first trembling cough of grief start up in my throat.

  And then the white flesh of the policeman cut the water. He sank.

  I thought he had drowned, too. The rain fell on the oily surface of the canal.

  And then the officer appeared, inside the cage, his face to the bars, gagging.

  It shocked me, for I thought it was the dead man come there for a last in-sucked gasp of life.

  A moment later, I saw the swimmer thrashing out of the far side of the cage, pulling a long ghost shape like a funeral streamer of pale seaweed.

  Someone was mourning. Dear Jesus, it can’t be me!

  They had the body out on the canal bank now, and the swimmer was toweling himself. The lights were blinking off in the patrol cars. Three policemen bent over the body with flashlights, talking in low voices.

  “…I’d say about twenty-four hours.”

  “…Where’s the coroner?”

  “…Phone’s off the hook. Tom went to get him.”

  “Any wallet, I.D.?”

  “He’s clean. Probably a transient.”

  They started turning the pockets inside out.

  “No, not a transient,” I said, and stopped.

  One of the policemen had turned to flash his light in my face. With great curiosity he examined my eyes, and heard the sounds buried in my throat.

  “You know him?”

  “No.”

  “Then why…?”

  “Why am I feeling lousy? Because. He’s dead, forever. Christ. And I found him.”

  My mind jumped.

  On a brighter summer day years back I had rounded a corner to find a man sprawled under a braked car. The driver was leaping from the car to stand over the body. I stepped forward, then stopped.

  Something pink lay on the sidewalk near my shoe.

  I remembered it from some high school laboratory vat. A lonely bit of brain tissue.

  A woman, passing, a stranger, stood for a long time staring at the body under the car. Then she did an impulsive thing she could not have anticipated. She bent slowly to kneel by the body. She patted his shoulder, touched him gently as if to say, oh there, there, there, oh, oh, there.

  “Was he killed?” I heard myself say.

  The policeman turned. “What made you say that?”

  “How would, I mean, how would he get in that cage, underwater, if someone didn’t, stuff him there?”

  The flashlight switched on again and touched over my face like a doctor’s hand, probing for symptoms.

  “You the one who phoned the call in?”

  “No.” I shivered. “I’m the one who yelled and made all the lights come on.”

  “Hey,” someone whispered.

  A plainclothes detective, short, balding, kneeled by the body and turned out the coat pockets. From them tumbled wads and clots of what looked like wet snowflakes, papier-mâché.

  “What in hell’s that?” someone said.

  I know, I thought, but didn’t say.

  My hand trembling, I bent near the detective to pick up some of the wet paper mash. He was busy emptying the other pockets of more of the junk. I kept some of it in my palm and, as I rose, shoved it in my po
cket, as the detective glanced up.

  “You’re soaked,” he said. “Give your name and address to that officer over there and get home. Dry off.”

  It was beginning to rain again and I was shivering. I turned, gave the officer my name and address, and hurried away toward my apartment.

  I had jogged along for about a block when a car pulled up and the door swung open. The short detective with the balding head blinked out at me.

  “Christ, you look awful,” he said.

  “Someone else said that to me, just an hour ago.”

  “Get in.”

  “I only live another block…”

  “Get in!”

  I climbed in, shuddering, and he drove me the last two blocks to my thirty-dollar-a-month, stale, crackerbox flat. I almost fell, getting out, I was so weak with trembling.

  “Crumley,” said the detective. “Elmo Crumley. Call me when you figure out what that paper junk is you stuck in your pocket.”

  I started guiltily. My hand went to that pocket. I nodded. “Sure.”

  “And stop worrying and looking sick,” said Crumley. “He wasn’t anybody…” He stopped, ashamed of what he had said, and ducked his head to start over.

  “Why do I think he was somebody?” I said. “When I remember who, I’ll call.”

  I stood frozen. I was afraid more terrible things were waiting just behind me. When I opened my apartment door, would black canal waters flood out?

  “Jump!” and Elmo Crumley slammed his door.

  His car was just two dots of red light going away in a fresh downpour that beat my eyelids shut.

  I glanced across the street at the gas station phone booth which I used as my office to call editors who never phoned back. I rummaged my pockets for change, thinking, I’ll call Mexico City, wake Peg, reverse the charges, tell her about the cage, the man, and, Christ, scare her to death!

  Listen to the detective, I thought.

  Jump.

  I was shaking so violently now that I couldn’t get the damn key in the lock.

  Rain followed me inside.

  Inside, waiting for me was …

  An empty twenty-by-twenty studio apartment with a body-damaged sofa, a bookcase with fourteen books in it and lots of waiting space, an easy chair bought on the cheap from Goodwill Industries, a Sears, Roebuck unpainted pinewood desk with an unoiled 1934 Underwood Standard typewriter on it, as big as a player piano and as loud as wooden clogs on a carpetless floor.