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  100 Luck and the Dragon Tamer Skill!

  Vol 1: Dragons can be cute too!

  By Cristian Mădălin Dragomir

  Copyright © 2017 Cristian Mădălin Dragomir. All rights reserved

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  This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

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  Chapter 1: The Ominous Message!

  Hear me now, mortals of this world! In thirty years from now, a warmongering species shall surround your planet and lay waste to your entire civilization!

  When every human on Earth heard this ominous message resonating inside their minds, it was met with various reactions. Some passed it off as a bad joke played by their overactive imagination, others as a nightmare, and very few took it seriously. The latter would be the ones to make it clear that this message was quite real and not some elaborate hoax.

  For me, this strange announcement took place when I was playing a game called Dragon Hunt. That weird message made me lose focus for just one second. I didn't dodge in time and thus ended up as a delicious snack for the final boss in the second hardest dungeon in the game. Just like that, nearly three hours of effort spent towards reaching that point went down the drain. It wouldn't have been that bad if I was in a party, but I was playing solo at that moment.

  The shock was so great I was left gasping at the monitor for five minutes until the AFK (Away From Keyboard) warning popped up in the middle of my screen.

  I sighed and closed it. After a few random clicks around my character, I let the system know that I was still there.

  “Marius! Did you take out the trash like I asked you to?” shouted my mom from the kitchen.

  Groaning, I got my lazy behind up from the chair. Almost immediately, my bones and muscles warned me through an aching pain that I sat there for way too long.

  Ouch... I better do a bit of stretching before I go out. I thought as I rubbed my back.

  As soon as I didn't feel like a bulldozer ran over my body, I walked out of my room and went into the kitchen. Looking at the trash bag under the sink, I realized I had forgotten to do as I was told. Then again, I couldn't remember when mom asked me to take it out in the first place.

  Rubbing the back of my head, I replied “I forgot…”

  Mother was next to the stove, lowering the flame beneath the cooking pot. After a long sigh, she threw a short glare at me.

  “Sorry. I got distracted.” I shrugged.

  “Go and take it out now.” she told me in a calm tone of voice, but deep down, I felt the overwhelming pressure and knew instinctively it wasn't a request but an order.

  I walked back to my room, I clicked the screen a few more times to reset the AFK timer and then took out the trash.

  My family lived in a three-room apartment in a four-story building in the middle of Bucharest, the capital of Romania. I saw myself as lucky for having an elevator in the building because climbing up five stories wasn't my idea of fun. Not to mention the fact that I would have stretched the timer of the AFK warning a bit too much for my own liking, maybe even fail to reset it altogether. Although, if that was so, I could have always employed the service of a simple auto-clicker program, but I was never a fan of those things. It made me feel like I was cheating.

  The trash cans were located behind the apartment building. After getting rid of the garbage, I hurried back home, hoping the AFK timer didn't decide to kick me out of the dungeon. If I was in a party, I would need not worry about it.

  Any other day, I would have went to this dungeon together with some of my online friends or willing guild mates. It wouldn't take more than half an hour or so to reach the end boss and defeat it, but this time I went for the challenge of completing it solo, so I had to be extra careful.

  “I'm back!” I said as I opened the door.

  “Marius, did you hear a strange voice a while ago? The news cast reporter says a lot of people did.” asked my mom as she looked towards me a bit worried.

  I raised an eyebrow.

  “Erm, what voice?” I asked and wondered if it was about the culprit who caused me to fail against the last boss.

  “It said something like a warmongering species will attack the planet in thirty years.” she told me.

  Now that I thought about it, I did hear something like that, but did it really say something as absurd as that?

  I gave a small nod in reply, not caring too much about it, but it did make me wonder if it wasn't just some kind of elaborate prank? With all the tech we had in our house, it wouldn't have been surprising if someone simply hacked our network and sent the ominous message at the same time through all of our speakers.

  Mother showed me a troubled expression after I answered. The TV news reporter wasn't making things easier either as confirmation of the same message came from all over the world. TV news channels and the Internet social media exploded in the blink of an eye.

  “Maybe it's just a mass prank, mother.” I told her with a wry smile, hoping she would calm down.

  “I don't think it's a prank…” she said in worried tone of voice as she took a seat in front of the TV.

  I sighed and shook my head.

  This has got to be the joke of the century! Alien species? Weird world-wide messages? I don't believe it. Just give it some time and the culprit will surely get caught and everyone will laugh back at this moment just as they did at 2012. or so I thought.

  Then, something caught my eye.

  “Mother! The cooking pot's boiling over!” I shouted as I rushed over and stirred the soup with the nearby wooden spoon.

  “Thank you, Marius! I'll take it from here.” she told me.

  I sighed in relief and returned to my room.

  “Oh, crap! The timer!” I realized and jumped at my keyboard to press enter. “Sigh… Saved at the last nanosecond…” I said as I sat down.

  I had to forget about this stupid prank and focus on something more important: the second round against the final boss!

  Chapter 2: Kidnapped

  Three days have passed since the world received the ominous message regarding our impending doom, yet no one discovered who sent it. The news said the governments were working together on the clock to figure out how the culprit did it. Various scientists all over the world were giving their various opinions about it, most of them claiming it was done by high tech aliens. The religious fanatics took it as a chance to blast out their beliefs at anyone who cared or not to listen. Even at school, people were acting weird about it. One of the teachers didn't show up for class, and some of my classmates were still at home. Everyone else simply didn't care or believed it had nothing to do with them.

  I was in the group who didn't care.

  Surprisingly, math retained its boredom factor, but it wasn't like I was weak at it or hated the subject, it was because of our teacher. He was a 60 years-old man who barely spoke and constantly scribbled numbers and equ
ations on the table. He was the real ‘life of the party'.

  After classes were over, I decided to hit the park together with some of my schoolmates. I packed my things, and we were just about to leave the campus when all of a sudden, there was this bright flash of light. I quickly closed my eyes and stopped in my tracks.

  What the? I thought.

  I had no idea what just happened, but when I woke up, I wasn't in Kansas anymore, or Romania for that matter…

  All I could see were hundreds if not thousands of other people all around me. They were all between the ages of 16 and 30, or so I assumed judging by their looks. There were both men and women here, even someone who looked like a typical Japanese high school girl.

  Is she a cosplayer? I wondered.

  I tried to move, but it was like for the most part my own body decided to ignore the commands of my brain. At the very lest, I could still breath and move my eyes and head, but I couldn't open my mouth to ask for help, so it didn't take long before I entered in a state of panic.

  Oh God! What's happening to me? Why can't I move? Where am I? Who are these people? What happened? I thought as panic quickly lay its dangerous claws on my mind.

  From what I could see, the others were the same as me, they couldn't move. Everyone was looking around desperately for an answer, but some were simply staring up. I had no idea what would be so interesting about the sky or the ceiling, so I looked up as well.

  What the… That can't be right… I thought.

  Dumbfounded, I watched what was displayed above me. It wasn't the ceiling of some warehouse filled with neon lights, it wasn't the blue sky I usually saw whenever I walked outside, no, what I saw was a world. We were staring at an unknown planet, a mysterious world with several large continents separated by an enormous ocean. I had no idea how big it was, but judging by the white clouds and the occasional green patches, I believed it was similar to Earth. It even had an area at the top and one at the bottom which were covered in ice.

  An alien world? A hologram? What's that? I thought, but it felt like I was answering my own questions.

  “Testing! Testing! Is this thing on? Well of course it is, I'm not using a mic or anything like that!” the same voice we all heard three days ago caught our attention.

  Everyone looked towards the direction of the voice. What we saw there was a floating white cloud and a being made out of pure light standing on top of it. That entity was a giant at least ten times the size of a normal man. It didn't have a face, clothes, or any other special features, it was just a mash-up of yellow light and lightning in the form of a humanoid being.

  “Very well then! I'm sure all of you can hear me! To begin with, I am what you may call a God-Like being. To the religious fanatics among you, not a God, not God, but a God-Like being! Meaning I am very powerful, I know a lot, and to your mortal simple minds, I may actually be your so-called God. Anyway, moving on with introductions, I'm sure most of you aren't interested in my life story but more in why you are here and what's going to happen to you from now on!” said the entity and then created what appeared to be a form of giant holographic screen in the sky. On it, Earth was displayed as seen from outer space. “You all recognize this beautiful blue pearl, right? For those of you who have no idea what they are looking at, this here is Earth, the planet you have been living on until now. So, last time, I told you that a big and powerful alien species was getting close to Earth and would soon begin to conquer it. Well, as things are, many of the more advanced species out there felt that you hairless monkeys deserve a chance to evolve!” the image changed to a political map of Earth from present time. “You are quite messy, unfortunately. Sooo many states… Sheesh! Anyway, the Galactic Council sought my help in order to solve your measly little problem! And I said why not?!” he then laughed, and the map changed to a political version from around the year 0 AD. “So, I went back into the past and gave humanity countless trials! They were various from discovering new technologies, to conquering, to find various saints and prophets, etc!” as he said that the map changed to show various important figures from our past as well as their influence on the map. Powerful rulers and important religious figures could be seen on the screen. It appeared as though this powerful entity had a play in countless defining moments of our history.

  As he went on about the many trials he gave the human species and how close we were to destroying ourselves during WW2 and even after the use of the first atomic weapon, I looked around to see how everyone else was faring with the situation. I, for one, was quite calm and relaxed when I should have panicked like a chicken in front of a fox.

  It was strange to feel so calm in such a situation, but maybe it had something to do with that weird entity's aura? After all, no matter where I looked, no one was twisting their heads and looking desperately for an exit or a savior. They were all calm and relaxed, listening to the God-like's story.

  “Of course, because I went back in time to give you those trials, your whole civilization changed for the better. If it wasn't for me, you'd still be using swords and shields as main battle weapons. But this still wasn't enough to convince those idiots in the Galactic Council that you were worth sparing, so now I have to give mankind another trial, the last one!” he announced.

  A gut feeling told me that I wasn't going to like what I was about to hear.

  “Sooo... You are all to be sacrificed to a man-eating dragon in order to save 10% of the human population back on Earth!” he said, starting slow and finishing fast.

  What did he just say? I asked myself as I looked at him horrified. We were to be what? Nonono! This has got to be some sort of mistake! What does he mean sacrificed? Will we be thrown into a volcano? Eaten? Killed on an altar?

  Thoughts of our imminent doom surged through my mind and panic once more settled in. I couldn't move, I couldn't flee, only move my head and eyes around. Everyone looked in fear at each other, trying desperately to get free and run away. Meanwhile, the one who proclaimed to be a God-like entity remained quiet and watched us like helpless little sheep sent to the slaughter.

  “I'm joking! I'm joking! Haaa~! I always wanted to do that!” he said as he leaned back in his cloud and began to laugh loudly.

  A joke? Who jokes like that?! I wanted to scream out, but my lips remained sealed, and I could only shoot a glare at him.

  “Well then! Time for the real deal!” he said and then changed the view of the screen back to that of Earth. “While ya all are here, your peeps back home will try to fix things up in their own way, meaning either have a country conquer more than 70% of the surface or create a World Government of some sort, in which more than 120 countries have to be represented equally!” declared the entity.

  Then why are we here? I wanted to retort.

  “Oh? I can already sense that some of you realize what sort of an impossible task that is! Currently, some of your countries already declared war and began attacking, but meh! Not like I care! I did forbid them to use nuclear weapons though, to make things more... interesting.” he said with a nonchalant shrug.

  I didn't need to be a genius in politics to understand what a war could mean back on Earth, especially if the countries were allowed to use the nuclear arsenal at their disposal. I could only hope that my family was going to be safe during this unprecedented crisis…

  “As for all of you… Well, you are about 10 million in number and were all handpicked by me! You bunch will entertain me and the gods of the world you see up there by acting out as either heroes or villains, depending on what you will choose to become! To put it bluntly, each and every one of you will become the main character in their own story! If by the time the last one of you dies that world becomes a better place thanks to your influence, then Earth will be spared from the alien invasion, if not, well… I hope your friends and family bought the ‘Dummy's Guide on how to live under warmongering invaders'.” he explained and then showed us the book as though he was advertising it. “I wrote it myself! It has funny pictures, a few
color pages, some charts, you know… the basics.”

  He actually wrote such a book?! Is he expecting us to fail? Well, technically speaking, he could see the future, so… I thought as I looked down for a moment, then I realized something The rest of our lives? So we will live… and die there?

  “Boring part is done, now on to the fun part! SKILLS! STAT POINTS! AAAAAAND LEVELS!” he shouted to the point where my ears were ringing.

  Levels? I asked myself as I looked confused at the entity.

  Chapter 3: Failure as a gamer

  I wasn't the only one confused by the God-like entity's words. I was 100% certain of this. However, the reason I believed so was because I considered myself to be a normal human being. As such, one would naturally find himself or herself to be confused and afraid in such an absurd situation. Given what the God-like entity said earlier, there was a high chance for there to be individuals among us who weren't aware of the existence or extensively used the almighty power of the Internet. As such, they were most likely the most confused people out of all of us.

  If what that entity said was true, then maybe the few of us who were gamers had a special advantage in this test.

  “So, half of you have no idea what I'm talking about… Anyway, I'm going to give you a little help with it! Status Menu!” he shouted and immediately a typical game character status screen appeared before me and everyone else.

  It looked like some sort of holographic interface complete with buttons, icons, and all sorts of things written there. Seeing something like this surprised me, but what was more surprising were my Level 1 stats:

  [Name]:

  [Species]: Human

  [Level]: 1

  [Strength]: 9

  [Speed]: 8

  [Dexterity]: 11

  [Magic]: 10