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  Little

  Miss

  Evil

  Bryce Leung

  &

  Kristy Shen

  Copyright © 2015 by Bryce Leung and Kristy Shen

  Sale of the paperback edition of this book without its cover is unauthorized.

  Spencer Hill Press Middle Grade:

  An imprint of Spencer Hill Press, LLC

  This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

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  Leung, Bryce, 1982

  Shen, Kristy, 1982

  Little Miss Evil: a novel / by Bryce Leung and Kristy Shen - 1st ed.

  p. cm.

  ISBN: 978-1939392091 paperback

  ISBN: 978-1-939392-10-7 e-book

  Summary: A thirteen-year old girl must stop a nuclear bomb her super villain dad created from destroying the world while keeping herself from being captured by his super villain enemies.

  The author acknowledges the copyrighted or trademarked status and trademark owners of the following wordmarks mentioned in this fiction: Darth Vader, iPod, John Lennon, Star Wars, Wikipedia, World Series, Zippo

  Cover design by Lisa Amowitz

  Interior layout by Jennifer Carson

  Printed in the United States of America

  To our ridiculously short attention spans, without whom we would’ve never been able to publish a— OOH, A KITTY!

  1

  When your dad’s a cackling super-villain, you get some pretty weird stuff for your birthday. When I turned six, he gave me a samurai sword. On my tenth birthday, he gave me a Universal Remote Detonator. Point it at any electronic device and it blows the device to smithereens. Last year, he gave me a laser torch disguised as a tube of lipstick. Only I didn’t know that, and I almost melted my face off when I tried to put it on. So today, on my thirteenth birthday, I really don’t know what to expect.

  “Open it, Fiona!” Dad beams, handing me a huge box, white with a red ribbon, and then stroking his goatee. He does that whenever he’s pleased with himself. Somehow, that makes me even more nervous.

  Hesitantly, I pull off the lid, and inside there’s a golden rectangular object small enough to fit in my pocket. A lighter?

  I breathe a sigh of relief. No live grenade, no mutated anthrax. Just a normal, non-insane gift. I didn’t think he was capable of that. “Thanks, Dad.” I grin. “I love it.”

  “No, no, no. That’s not your gift. That’s just part one.” I bite my lip, while his grin is so wide it fills up his face.

  “What do you mean?”

  “Oh, I could just tell you. But why tell—when I can show!” He pauses, puffing up his chest, before announcing, “To the weapons laboratory!”

  As I watch him scamper off, cackling like a hyena, I can only think, no good can possibly come of this.

  “Are you sure this is safe?” I ask.

  “Oh, yes. Definitely! I designed it specifically for you.”

  Black metal covers my arm from fingertips to elbow, like a bionic limb. It’s slightly heavy—as if a cast has been wrapped around my wrist—and while I can lift it, it takes some effort. Clear rods run up and down each side, and something liquid flows through them.

  Dad looks so happy he practically glows. “Light it!”

  “Light it?” I gawk at him and then down at the gold lighter in my other hand. “Are you sure?”

  “Of course I’m sure. Put the flame right there.” Dad gestures to a pinhole right below my wrist.

  Okay, relax. He’s most likely tested this thing. It probably won’t blow up, taking my arm along with it. I’ll be fine. Right?

  I open the lighter and flick the yellow flame to life. Cautiously, I hold it under my wrist until the flame licks it like an impatient puppy.

  WOOMF!

  My arm lights up. Yellow, orange, and blue flames race through the glass rods. Somehow the rods contain the flames, and I barely feel any warmth.

  I open my fingers and notice a tiny nozzle embedded in the metal on my palm. My heartbeat quickens.

  Oh God.

  This contraption is a flamethrower, isn’t it?

  “Dad, I don’t think this is a good—”

  “Oh, stop it,” Dad says, cutting me off. “You haven’t even tried it yet.”

  “But—”

  He ignores me, rotating my arm and then gesturing to a row of buttons on my forearm. “We’ll start with a small flame. Push the purple button.”

  Hoo boy. I really don’t want this thing on me, but Dad’s not going to take no for an answer, so I wince and slowly push the purple button.

  A thirty-foot orange jet shoots from my palm, engulfing a nearby workbench in flames.

  “WHOA!” we both yell. Barely avoiding incineration, Dad grabs my arm and jabs at the controls. Eventually, he hits the button that makes the flame disappear, but by then he’s melted the beakers, flasks, and Bunsen burners into slag.

  “Dad! How is that a small flame?”

  “You hit the wrong button. I said hit the purple button. Purple!” He points at a button that’s clearly not purple.

  Ugh.

  It’s bad enough Dad won’t admit he’s colorblind. But why does he insist on color-coding the controls of the weapons he designs? Honestly, it’s a miracle this hollowed-out volcano we call home didn’t blow up years ago.

  “Now let’s try this again. Push the purple button!”

  I roll my eyes and then squint at the control panel. Let’s see, how did it go again? When Dad says “purple,” he actually means…

  I push the blue button, and fire shoots from my open palm. This time, the flame is only six inches long. I breathe a sigh of relief. Much better. I raise my hand and watch the orange flame dance around. While the last one was angry and explosive, this one seems…cute, almost.

  Slowly, I curl my fingers, and as I do, the flame shrinks. When I make a fist, the flame goes out. When I open my hand, FOOMF! It’s back, brighter than ever.

  A smile tugs at the corners of my mouth. I can’t help it. Sure, it’s horribly dangerous. Sure, it’s horrendously irresponsible. But I have to admit this thing is kind of cool.

  “See? What did I tell you? You like it!” Dad goes back to stroking his goatee.

  Reluctantly, I nod. “You were right. I do like it.”

  “Ha,” he says, looking triumphant.

  I close my hand, and the flame retreats into the device again. “Now, how do I turn it off?”

  “Green button, obviously.”

  “Yeah. Obviously,” I mumble, and hit the yellow button. The fire goes out, and the device turns off.

  With the threat of incineration gone, Dad jogs over to the smoldering wreckage of his workbench to assess the damage. I follow him, wrinkling my nose at the smells of melted plastic and burned wood. “Oh no, Dad! Your bio-weapons station!” We’ve managed to turn it into a pile of slag and glass.

  Dad shakes his head. “No, no. That’s over there.” He gestures toward an identical-looking workbench. “I was using this area to brew my coffee.”

  I wrinkle my eyebrows. “Umm, Dad? Don’t you think it’s kind of a bad idea for a bio-weapons station and a coffee station to be so close to each other?”

  Dad looks over at me. “Bad idea? Why would that be a bad idea?”

  “Uh…never mind.”

  Dad rocks back and for
th on his heels. “What do you think of your present?”

  In my head, I see him standing on a dock, holding a rod and a tackle box. He’s just fishing for praise.

  “I—I—” What does someone say when they get a deadly weapon for their birthday? I’ll think of you whenever I burn something? “Why did you decide to make me a flamethrower?”

  “Well, Fiona,” Dad says, putting a hand on my shoulder, “I think there’s an age in every young girl’s life where they need to be able to incinerate whatever they want, wherever they want, whenever they want.”

  “What?” I sputter. “What age is that?”

  Dad just shrugs. “How old are you again? Fourteen?”

  “Thirteen!”

  “Well, thirteen then. That’s the right age for a flamethrower.”

  “Right.” I sigh, blowing my bangs out of my eyes. I don’t know why I expected a non-insane answer for such a clearly insane gift. “Can you help me take it off?”

  “You’re not supposed to take it off.”

  I blink. “What?”

  “I designed it so it wouldn’t restrict any movement you’d need for everyday life. There’s really no reason you’ll ever need to take it off.”

  “But—” I start to protest. “So I’m supposed to just walk around with this thing on all the time?”

  “Yes.”

  “Even when I’m at school?”

  “Yeah, why not?”

  “Dad, no.” I put my hands on my hips, as I always do when I’m being adamant about something. Only this time, I accidentally punch my side with my now-metallic right hand. A whimper catches in my throat. Ow. That’s gonna bruise. “Everyone at school already believes I’m a freak! Don’t you think this will just make it worse?”

  “No. Actually, I think it’ll help. Think of how popular you’ll be now. Kids like fire, right?”

  “No!” I sputter again. “Stuff like this is how I got into the situation I’m in.”

  “What situation?”

  “The other kids think I’m a freak because of you!”

  “Me?” Dad stares at me. “What did I do?”

  What did he do? Is he seriously asking that? “I ride to school in a helicopter, I live in a giant hollowed-out volcano, and my dad is Manson Ng, evil super-villain extraordinaire, who regularly terrorizes the town just to show he can. And let’s see…” I start counting off my black, metallic fingers. “You melted the mayor’s car last summer with a giant laser—”

  “He was parked in my spot!”

  “—you started an earthquake just to see how prepared the town was for emergencies—”

  “That was a public service!”

  “—and you were just on the news last week for setting the town’s fire station on fire and then cackling manically as it burned to the ground!”

  “I was not cackling—”

  “You were totally cackling!”

  “No, I wasn’t.”

  “Yes, you were.”

  “It. Was. Funny!” he says, emphasizing each word as if somehow this makes them make sense. “The fire station was on fire, and they couldn’t put it out because the fire station was on fire!”

  I open my mouth to tell him how dumb that sounded, but then I think about it. Okay, that is actually kind of funny.

  “You see? You see?” He jabs a finger at the giggle I’m trying to suppress. “I would like to state, right here, right now, how simultaneously awesome and hilarious Operation Flaming Irony was. When you get older, and you become a super-villain yourself, you’ll understand why we cackle so much.”

  I glare at him. Not this again. “Dad, I told you. I don’t want to be a super-villain.”

  “Of course you do. Don’t be silly.”

  “But—”

  “Fiona, we’ve discussed this. You’re taking over the family business when you grow up. You said that’s what you wanted to do.”

  “No I didn’t. That’s what you want me to do. I never said that’s what I want to do.”

  “Stop being foolish. You’ll be a super-villain, just like me, and that’s final!”

  Ugh. Can we not have this fight again? On my birthday no less? “Dad,” I say, as forcefully as I can. I put my hands on my hips, carefully avoiding the bruise forming on my side. “I. Don’t. Want. To. Be. A. Super. Villain! I want to have a normal career. I want to go to college and become a doctor and go to Africa to help starving children!”

  Dad turns beet-red. “A doctor? Africa?” He spits each word to the floor, as if they are chunks of bitter melon dipped in disappointment sauce. “Why don’t you just stab a knife into my heart?”

  I rub my temples, trying to push back the headache that’s starting to form.

  “Help starving children. Pah!” He looks nauseated. “You know what? Just go ahead and stab me. Just stab a dagger into my heart right now. Do you still have that sword I gave you?”

  “Dad, stop being so melodramatic.”

  “Melodramatic? Me?”

  “Sir.” A red-clad henchman holding a cardboard box pokes his head through the doorway. “Sir, your capes just arrived—”

  Dad spins to face him. “Not a good time.”

  “But—”

  “Dammit, soldier! Put the capes in the cape closet with the rest of the capes. It’s not that hard!”

  The henchman shuffles out of the room as Dad turns back to me. “What were we talking about again?”

  “Nothing important,” I snap. “I should be getting ready to go to school anyway.”

  “Fine. We can talk about this later.”

  I scowl, pushing a strand of black hair behind my ear. Hopefully something will distract him by the time I get back, and he’ll forget all about it.

  I turn to leave, but I remember something. “Dad, you never did answer my question.”

  “What question?”

  “Why the flamethrower? Why now?”

  “Like I said, you’re at the age where—”

  “But you forgot how old I am! So that’s not it…”

  Dad’s anger evaporates, and his eyes dart from side to side.

  “What’s going on?” I ask, suspicious. “You’re lying to me, aren’t you?”

  “No…I’m not!”

  His eyes dart even faster now. He’s totally lying.

  “Yes, you are.” Now it’s my turn to shove a finger at him. “What’s the real reason?”

  “I—uh—” He coughs. “I just wanted to make sure…that in case anything should happen…you can protect yourself.”

  “Protect myself? From what?”

  A muffled thump reverberates throughout the room. It sounds like it came from above us. Then another one, louder this time, strong enough to jolt walls, knock beakers over, and shake the ground. I lose my balance, crashing to the floor as rocks fall from the ceiling, showering us with debris.

  Wide-eyed, I look at Dad. He’s holding on to a nearby shelf to avoid falling over. “What was that?”

  Before Dad can respond, the base’s air-raid siren goes off.

  2

  “How many?” Dad barks at the grim-faced soldiers surrounding him.

  “We can’t get an exact count. Our radar was the first thing they took out. At least a dozen, maybe two.” Uncle Tom adjusts his wire-rimmed glasses as he looks at his clipboard.

  Uncle Tom is Dad’s second-in-command. They’ve known each other since before I was born, and even though he’s not really my uncle, Dad considers him part of the family. I do too. Without a doubt, he’s the second-smartest person I’ve ever known. Dad being the first, of course.

  “Jade…” Dad says, seething.

  Jade is another super-villain, who lives in an abandoned Air Force base nearby. For as long as I’ve known her, there have been problems between our two families, but this? We’ve never attacked each other so openly. Heck, I even know Jade’s daughter Ruby from school. She and I have a bit of a love-hate relationship. Except, you know, without the love.

  “Sir!” Major M
orton joins us from the corridor. Jim Morton is the commander of our family’s private army. He wears an eye patch and scowls a lot, and although I’ve known him forever, he still intimidates me. “All units are combat ready.”

  “Good,” Dad says, and then turns to Uncle Tom. “What’s our tactical situation?”

  “Bad. Our missiles can’t seem to lock on for some reason and their planes are too fast for our AA guns.”

  “Damn it,” Dad says under his breath.

  I’m a little taken aback by Dad’s swearing, but the thing about Dad is he’s a completely different person in a crisis. Under normal circumstances, he can be silly, jokey, and even goofy. But in a crisis, he barks orders like a five-star general.

  A shriek fills the air, and I look up. A white dive-bomber is screaming toward us through the opening of our volcano-base, its engines getting louder and louder.

  “Down!” Major Morton yells, and we all dive for cover. The dive-bomber detonates its payload against the inner wall of the volcano, raining debris on everyone. Had it been dropped fifty yards to the right, we’d all be dead.

  “I hate that sound,” I mutter through clenched teeth. Judging by how shaken everyone looks, I’m not the only one.

  “Close the top. Now!” Dad shouts into a radio, and the bombproof plate slowly slides shut over our volcano home. “Jim!”

  Major Morton turns to Dad. “Sir?”

  “Get to the helicopter bay and prepare to repel invaders.”

  Invaders? We’re being invaded? This is turning out to be the worst birthday ever.

  Major Morton doesn’t seem fazed. “Yes, sir!” He nods confidently, slinging his rifle over his shoulder before running off. His feet clomp on the metal floor.

  “Fiona,” Dad says, pulling me along. “I need you to get to safety.”

  Dad drags me to the emergency elevator, and my eyes go wide with panic even before Dad inserts his key into the control panel.

  “Dad, no.” I shake my head, desperately. “Please, not that—”

  Dad bends down so he’s eye-to-eye with me. “Honey, you have to.”

  “But I want to stay with you.”

  He shakes his head. “It’s too dangerous. Uncle Tom and I are going to be in the control room directing our defenses, but if something goes wrong…” Dad pauses. “I need you to be safe in the escape pod.”