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  “Paul,” she murmured.

  “Paul. He’l get a good write-up, himself, since he’s the first guy to die at the hands of the Reaper. Of course, they’l realize that he was incidental. You were the intended victim, Paul simply an unlucky jerk who got in the way. He got lucky, then he got unlucky. Good one, huh?

  Maybe I’l write the book myself. He got off and got offed. Or did he? Which came first? Did he go out with a bang?”

  “Why don’t you shut up?”

  “Because I don’t want to,” he said, and raked a path up her bel y with a single fingernail.

  Jean cringed. Air hissed in through her teeth.

  “You should be nice to me,” he said. “After al , I’m the one making you famous. Of course, some of the notoriety may be a trifle embarrassing for you. That book I was tel ing you about, it’l have a whole lot about today. Your final hours. Who was the last person to see you alive. And of course, it won’t neglect the fornication in the park. People read that, a lot of them are going to think you were asking for it. I suppose I’d have to agree with them. Didn’t you know any better?”

  She had known better. “What about the Reaper?” she’d asked when the movie let out and Paul suggested the park.

  “He’l have to find his own gal.”

  “I mean it. I’m not sure it’s such a great idea. Why don’t we go to my place?”

  “Right. So your demented roommate can listen through the wal and make noises.”

  “I told her not to do that anymore.”

  “Come on, let’s go to the park. It’s a neat night. We can find a place by the stream.”

  “I don’t know.” She squeezed his hand. “I’d like to, Paul, but…”

  “Shit. Everybody’s got Reaperitis. For godsake, he’s in Portland.”

  “That’s only a half hour drive.”

  “Okay. Forget it. Shit.”

  They walked half a block, Paul silent and scowling, before Jean slipped a hand into the rear pocket of his pants and said, “Hey, pal, how’s about a strol in the park?”

  “Didn’t you know any better?”

  His hand smacked her bare skin.

  “Yes!”

  “Don’t you ignore me. I ask you a question, you answer. Got it?”

  “Yes.”

  The car slowed. The Reaper’s left hand eased the steering wheel over and Jean felt the car slip sideways. It tipped upward a bit, pressing her cheek against his belt buckle.

  An off-ramp, she thought.

  The car stopped, then made a sharp turn.

  A cold tremor swept through Jean.

  We’re getting there, she thought. Wherever he’s taking me, we’re getting there. Oh, Jesus.

  “You thought it couldn’t happen to you,” he said. “Am I right?”

  “No.”

  “What, then? You were just too horny to care?”

  “Paul would’ve kept on pouting.” Her voice was high, shaky.

  “One of those. I hate those sniveling, whiny pouters. Take me, for instance—I never pout. That’s for the losers. I never lose, so I’ve got no reason to pout. I make other people lose.”

  He slowed the car, turned it again.

  “I hate pouters, too,” Jean said, trying to keep her voice steady. “They stink. They don’t deserve to live.”

  He looked down at her. His face was a vague blur. There were no more streetlights, Jean realized. Nothing but moonlight, now.

  “I bet you and I are a lot alike,” she said.

  “Think so, do you?”

  “I’ve never told anyone this before, but… I guess it’s safe to tel you. I kil ed a girl once.”

  “That so?”

  He doesn’t believe me!

  “Yeah. It was just two years ago. I was going with this guy, Jim Smith, and… I real y loved him.

  We got engaged. And then al of a sudden he started going with this bitch, Mary Jones.”

  “Smith and Jones, huh?” He chuckled.

  “I can’t help it if they had stupid names,” she said, and wished she’d taken an extra second to think up names that sounded real, damn it. “Anyway, he spent less and less time with me, and I knew he was seeing Mary. So one night I snuck into her room in the sorority and smothered her with a pil ow. Kil ed her. And I enjoyed it. I laughed when she died.”

  He patted Jean’s bel y. “I guess we are two of a kind. Maybe you’d like to throw in with me. I can see some advantages to an arrangement like that. You could lure the pretty young things into my car, help me subdue them. What do you think?”

  She thought that she might start to cry. His offer was just what she had wanted to hear—and he knew it. He knew it, al right.

  But she went along, just in case. “I think I’d like that.”

  “That makes it an even fifty percent,” he said.

  The front of the car tipped upward. Again, Jean’s cheek pressed his belt buckle.

  “You’re the fourth to try that maneuver. Hey, forget about kil ing me, I’m just your type, let’s be partners. Four out of eight. You’re only the second to confess a prior murder, though. The other one said she pushed her kid sister out of the tree house. I sure do pick ’em. Two murderers.

  What are the chances of that?”

  “Coincidence,” Jean muttered.

  “Nice try.”

  His right hand continued to fondle her. His left hand kept jogging the steering wheel from side to side as he maneuvered up the hil .

  She could reach up and grab the wheel and maybe make them crash. But the car didn’t seem to be moving very fast. At this speed, the crash might not hurt him at al .

  “Let’s hear the one about your rich father,” he said.

  “Go to hel .”

  He laughed. “Come on, don’t ruin the score. You’l make it a hundred percent if you’ve got a rich father who’l pay me heaps of money to take you back to him unscathed.”

  She decided to try for the crash.

  But the car stopped. He swung the steering wheel way over and started ahead slowly. The car bumped and rocked. Its tires crunched dirt. Leafy branches whispered and squeaked against its sides.

  “We’re almost there,” he said.

  She knew that.

  “Almost time to go into your begging routine. Most of them start about now. Sometimes they hold off til we get out.”

  I won’t beg, Jean thought. I’l run for it.

  He stopped the car and turned off the engine. He didn’t take the key from the ignition.

  “Okay, honey. Sit up slowly and open the door. I’l be right behind you.”

  She sat up and turned toward the door. As she levered the handle, he clutched the col ar of her blouse. He held onto it while she climbed out. Then he was standing, stil gripping her col ar, knuckles shoving at the back of her neck to guide her around the door. The door slammed shut.

  They passed the front of the car and moved toward a clearing in the forest.

  The clearing was milky with moonlight. In the center, near a pale dead tree, was a ring of rocks that someone had stacked up to enclose a campfire. A pile of twigs and broken branches stood near the fire ring.

  The Reaper steered Jean toward the dead tree.

  She saw wood already piled inside the wal of rocks, ready for a match.

  And she felt a quick glimmer of hope. Someone had laid the fire.

  Right. He probably did it. He was up here earlier, preparing.

  She saw a rectangular box at the foot of the tree.

  A toolbox?

  She began to whimper. She tried to stop walking, but he shoved her forward.

  “Oh please, please, no! Spare me! I’l do anything!”

  “Fuck you,” Jean said.

  He laughed.

  “I like your guts,” he said. “In a little while, we may take a good look at them.”

  He turned her around and backed her against the tree.

  “I’l have to take off one of the cuffs, now,” he explained. He took a key from the
pocket of his pants and held it in front of her face. “You won’t try to take advantage of the moment, wil you?”

  Jean shook her head.

  “No, I didn’t think so.” He shot a knee up into her bel y. His forearm caught her under the chin, forcing her back as she started to double. Her legs gave out. She slid down the trunk, the barkless wood snagging her blouse and scraping her skin. A knob of root pounded her rump. She started to tumble forward, but he was there in front of her upthrust knees, blocking her fal . She slumped back against the trunk, wheezing, feeling the cuff go away from her right wrist, knowing this was it, this was the big moment she’d been waiting for, her one and only chance to make her break.

  But she couldn’t move. She was hurting and dazed and breathless. And even if she hadn’t been disabled by the blow, her position made struggle pointless. She was folded, back tight against the tree, legs mashing her breasts, arms stretched out over her knees, toes pinned to the ground by his boots.

  She knew she had lost.

  Strange, though. It didn’t seem to matter much.

  Jean felt as if she were outside herself, observing. It was someone else being grabbed under the armpits, someone else being lifted. She was watching a movie and the heroine was being prepared for torture. The girl’s arms were being raised overhead. The loose cuff was being passed over the top of a limb. Then, it was snapped around the girl’s right hand. The Reaper lifted her off her feet and carried her out away from the trunk. Then he let go. The limb was low enough so she didn’t need to stand on tiptoes.

  The man walked away from his captive. He crouched on the other side of the ring of rocks and struck a match. Flames climbed the tented sticks. They wrapped thick, broken branches. Pale smoke drifted up. He stood and returned to the girl.

  “A little light on the subject,” he said to her. His voice sounded as faint as the snapping of the fire behind him.

  This is okay, she thought. It’s not me. It’s someone else—a stranger.

  It stopped being a stranger, very fast, when she saw the knife in the Reaper’s hand.

  She stood rigid and stared at the dark blade. She tried to hold her breath, but couldn’t stop panting. Her heart felt like a hammer trying to smash its way out of her chest.

  “No,” she gasped. “Please.”

  He smiled. “I knew you’d get around to begging.”

  “I never did anything to you.”

  “But you’re about to do something for me.”

  The knife moved in. She felt its cool blade on her skin, but it didn’t hurt. It didn’t cut. Not Jean. It cut her clothes instead—the straps of her bra, the sleeves of her blouse, the waistband of her skirt.

  He took the clothes to the fire.

  “No! Don’t!”

  He smiled and dropped them onto the flames. “You won’t need them. You’l be staying right here. Here in the mess hal .”

  Somewhere in the distance, a coyote howled.

  “That’s my friend. We’ve got an arrangement. I leave a meal for him and his forest friends, and they do the cleanup for me. None of this ‘shal ow grave’ nonsense. I just leave you here, tomorrow you’l be gone. They’l come like the good, hungry troops they are, and leave the area neat and tidy for next time. No fuss, no bother. And you, sweet thing, wil be spared the embarrassment of returning to campus bare-ass.”

  Squatting beside the fire, he opened the toolbox. He took out pliers and a screwdriver. He set the pliers on the flat top of a rock. He picked up the screwdriver. Its shank was black even before he held it over the fire. Jean saw the flames curl around it.

  “No!” she cried out, “Please!”

  “No! Please!” he mimicked. Smiling, he rol ed the screwdriver in his hand. “Think it’s done yet?”

  He shook his head. “Give it a few more minutes. No need to rush. Are you savoring the anticipation?”

  “You bastard!”

  “Is that any way to talk?”

  “HELP!” she shouted. “HELP! PLEASE, HELP ME!”

  “Nobody’s going to hear you but the coyotes.”

  “You can’t do this! ”

  “Sure, I can. Done it plenty of times before.”

  “Please! I’l do anything!”

  “I know just what you’l do. Scream, twitch, cry, kick, beg, drool… bleed. Not necessarily in that order, of course.”

  He stood up. Pliers in one hand, screwdriver in the other, he walked slowly toward Jean. Wisps of pale smoke rose off the shank of the screwdriver.

  He stopped in front of her. “Now where oh where shal we begin? So many choice areas to choose from.” He raised the screwdriver toward her left eye. Jean jerked her head aside. The tip moved closer. She shut her eye. Felt heat against its lid. But the heat faded. “No. I’l save that for later. After al , half the fun for you wil be watching.”

  She shrieked and flinched rigid as something seared her bel y.

  The Reaper laughed.

  She looked down. He had simply touched her with the nose of the pliers.

  “Power of suggestion,” he said. “Now, let’s see how you like some real pain.”

  Slowly he moved the screwdriver toward her left breast. Jean tried to jerk away, but the handcuffs stopped her. She kicked out. He twisted away. As the edge of her shoe glanced off his hip, he stroked her thigh with the screwdriver. She squealed.

  He grinned. “Don’t do that again, honey, or I might get mean.”

  Sobbing, she watched him inch the screwdriver toward her breast again. “No. Don’t. Pleeease.”

  A rock struck the side of the Reaper’s head. It knocked his head sideways, bounced off, scraped Jean’s armpit, and fel . He stood there for a moment, then dropped to his knees and slumped forward, face pressing against Jean’s groin. She twisted away, and he flopped beside her.

  She gazed down at him, hardly able to believe he was actual y sprawled there. Maybe she’d passed out and this was no more than a wild fantasy. She was dreaming and pretty soon she would come to with a burst of pain and…

  No, she thought. It can’t be a dream. Please.

  A dim corner of her mind whispered, I knew I’d get out of this.

  She looked for the rock thrower.

  And spotted a dim shape standing beside a tree on the far side of the clearing.

  “You got him!” she shouted. “Thank God, you got him! Great throw!”

  The shape didn’t move, didn’t cal back to her.

  It turned away.

  “No!” Jean cried out. “Don’t leave! He’l come to and kil me! Please! I’m cuffed here! He’s got the key in his pocket. You’ve gotta unlock the cuffs for me. Please!”

  The figure, as indistinct in the darkness as the bushes and trees near its sides, turned again and stepped forward. It limped toward the glow of the fire. From the shape, Jean guessed that her savior was a woman.

  Others began to appear across the clearing.

  One stepped out from behind a tree. Another rose behind a clump of bushes. Jean glimpsed movement over to the right, looked and saw a fourth woman. She heard a growl behind her, twisted around, and gasped at the sight of someone crawling toward her. Toward the Reaper, she hoped. The top of this one’s head was black and hairless in the shimmering firelight. As if she’d been scalped? The flesh had been stripped from one side of her back, and Jean glimpsed pale curving ribs before she whirled away.

  Now there were five in front of her, closing in and near enough to the fire so she could see them clearly.

  She stared at them.

  And disconnected again.

  Came out of herself, became an observer.

  The rock thrower had a black pit where her left eye should’ve been. The girl cuffed beneath the tree was amazed that a one-eyed girl had been able to throw a rock with such fine aim.

  It was even more amazing, since she was obviously dead. Ropes of guts hung from her bel y, swaying between her legs like an Indian’s loincloth. Little but bone remained of her right leg below the knee—the work
of the Reaper’s woodland troops?

  How can she walk?

  That’s a good one, the girl thought.

  How can any of them walk?

  One, who must’ve been up here a very long time, was managing to shamble along just fine, though both her legs were little more than bare bones. The troops had real y feasted on her.

  One arm was missing entirely. The other arm was bone, and gone from the elbow down. Where she stil had flesh, it looked black and lumpy. Some of her torso was intact, but mostly hol owed out. The right-hand side of her rib cage had been broken open. The ribs on the left were stil there, and a shriveled lung was visible through the bars. Her face had no eyes, no nose, no lips.

  She looked as if she might be grinning.

  The girl beneath the tree grinned back at her, but she didn’t seem to notice.

  Of course not, dope. How can she see?

  How can she walk?

  One of the others stil had eyes. They were wide open and glazed. She had a very peculiar stare.

  No eyelids, that’s the trouble. The Reaper must’ve cut them off. Her breasts, too. Round, pulpy black disks on her chest where they should’ve been. Except for a huge gap in her right flank, she didn’t look as if she’d been maimed by the troops. She stil had most of her skin. But it looked shiny and slick with a coating of white slime.

  The girl beside her didn’t seem to have any skin at al . Had she been peeled? She was black al over except for the whites of her eyes and teeth—and hundreds of white things as if she had been showered with rice. But the rice moved. The rice was alive. Maggots.

  The last of the five girls approaching from the front was also black. She didn’t look peeled, she looked burnt. Her body was a crust of char, cracked and leaking fluids that shimmered in the firelight. She bore only a rough resemblance to a human being. She might have been shaped out of mud by a dim-witted child who gave her no fingers or toes or breasts, who couldn’t manage a nose or ears, and poked fingers into the mud to make her eyes. Her crust made papery, crackling sounds as she shuffled past the fire, and pieces flaked off.

  A motley crew, thought the girl cuffed to the limb.

  She wondered if any of them would have enough sense to find the key and unlock the handcuffs.