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  She followed his glance and then, Matthew noticed, she frowned.

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  Ronnie approached the booth.

  “This is Mags,” he said, almost apologetically. “Mags, this is Matthew. You haven’t met him before. Matthew’s a friend of mine.”

  Matthew stood up and extended a hand to Mags.

  “Why do you stand up?” she said sharply. “Do you stand up for everybody, or is it just because I’m a woman?”

  Matthew looked at the floor. “I stand up because I intend to leave,” he said evenly. “Not wishing to be condescended to, or whatever, I intend to leave. You may have my seat if you wish.”

  He walked out, and started up the perilous steps. He was shaking, like a boy who had done something forbidden.

  12. Chanterelles Trouvées

  Bruce had offered to cook dinner for Pat that evening. The offer had been made before he left the flat in the morning as he popped his head, uninvited, round her half-open door.

  “I’m cooking anyway,” he said. “It’s as easy to cook for two as it is for one.”

  “I’d love that,” said Pat. She noticed his glance move around her room as they spoke, resting for a moment on her unmade bed before moving to the suitcase which she had not yet fully unpacked.

  Bruce nodded. “You will,” he said. “I’m not a bad cook, if you don’t mind my saying so. I could teach Delia a thing or two.”

  Pat laughed, which seemed to please Bruce.

  “Only about surveying,” he went on. “Not about cooking.”

  He finished, and waited for Pat to laugh again, but she did not.

  “I’m sure it’ll be very good,” she said solemnly. “What will we have?”

  “I only cook pasta,” said Bruce. “Pasta with mushrooms probably. Chanterelles. You like mushrooms, don’t you?”

  “Love them,” said Pat.

  “Good. Chanterelles in a butter sauce, then, with cream.

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  of balsamic vinegar. Balsamic vinegar comes from Modena, you know. Has to. How about that?”

  “Perfect,” said Pat. “Perfect.”

  When she returned to Scotland Street that evening, late –

  because Matthew had asked her to show a painting to a client who could only come in after six – Bruce had laid out the ingre-dients of his pasta dish on the kitchen table. She sat there as he cooked, explaining as he did so some troubling incident at work that day, a row over defective central heating and a leaky cupola.

  “I told them they’d have trouble with these people,” he said.

  “And I was right. It always happens. You get people moving up in the world and they start putting on airs. They probably had to look up the word ‘cupola’ in the dictionary before they complained about it. Cup-er-lah. That’s what they call it. I’ve got a leaky cup-er-lah. ”

  “It can’t be any fun having a leaky cupola,” Pat pointed out, mildly. “You can’t blame them.”

  “All cup-er-lahs leak,” said Bruce. “People who have cup-er-lahs are used to that. It’s just when you get promoted to having a cup-er-lah that you get all uptight about it. Nouvelle cup-er-lah.

  That’s what they are.”

  The pasta cooked, he had tipped helpings onto two plates, had added the yellow sauce, and sat down at the table opposite her. The sauce, although too rich for her taste, was well-made, and she complimented him.

  “Where did you get the mushrooms?” Pat asked.

  “From my boss,” said Bruce. “ Mr Todd. He found them and gave them to me.”

  Pat paused, looking down at her plate.

  “He picked them?”

  “Yes. He picked them on a golf course up in Perthshire. He hit a ball off the fairway and it landed in the middle of these mushrooms, under a tree.”

  Pat fished a piece of mushroom out of the pasta and looked at it. “Does he know what he’s doing?”

  Bruce smiled. “No. He’s pretty ignorant. Useless, in fact.”

  “Then how does he know that these are chanterelles? How does he know these aren’t . . . aren’t poisonous?”

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  “He doesn’t,” said Bruce. “But I do. I can tell chanterelles. I know they’re all right. I’ve only been wrong about mushrooms once – a long time ago.”

  “And you were ill?”

  “Very,” said Bruce. “I nearly died. But I’m right about these.

  I promise you. You’ll be fine.”

  They continued with the meal in silence.

  “You don’t have to eat this if you don’t want to,” Bruce said sulkily.

  Pat thought for a moment, but shook her head and finished her helping, rather quickly, thought Bruce. Then, over coffee, which Bruce brought to the table, they talked about Matthew and the gallery.

  “I’ve met him,” said Bruce. “His old man’s a big Watsonian.

  Rugby. The works. Lots of tin. But the son’s useless, I think.”

  “You seem to find a lot of people useless,” remarked Pat. She did not want to sound aggressive, but the remark came out as a challenge.

  Bruce took her observation in his stride. “Well, they are. There are lots of useless people in this city. It’s the truth, and if it’s the truth then why bother to conceal it? I spell things out, that’s all.”

  They finished their coffee and then Bruce explained that he was going to meet friends in the Cumberland Bar. Pat was welcome to come if she wished. They were interesting people he said: surveyors and people from the rugby club. She should come along. But she did not.

  13. You Must Remember This / A Kiss Is Just a Kiss After Bruce had left the flat for the Cumberland Bar, Pat went back into her room and lay down on her bed. It was proving to be a rather dispiriting evening. It was not easy listening to her flatmate and his opinionated views, and she wondered if she was beginning to feel queasy. Those mushrooms had tasted all right, but then that was often the case with poisonous fungi, was it not?

  She lay on her bed and placed a hand on her stomach. What would the first symptoms be? Nausea? Vomiting? Or would one simply become drowsy and fade away, as Socrates had done when given hemlock? She should have refused to eat them, of course; once Bruce had announced their origins she should have had the courage of her convictions. She would have to change. She would have to stand up to him.

  She picked up her mobile phone and opened the lid. She had told herself that she would not phone home at the first sign of feeling miserable, because she had to learn to stand on her own two feet. But phoning home was always so reassuring, particularly if she spoke to her father, who was so calm about everything and had an outlook of cheerful optimism – a vindication of the proposition that the one requirement for a successful career in psychiatry is a sense of humour.

  Pat started to key in the number but stopped. Somebody was playing a musical instrument, a clarinet, or was it a saxophone?

  Yes, it was a saxophone; and it seemed that it was being played directly outside her door. She listened for a moment, and then realised that the sound was coming up through the wall beside her bed. It was not bad; there was the occasional stumble, but it was no rank amateur playing.

  She continued dialling and heard her father answer at the other end. He asked where she was.

  “I’m in my room. I’m lying on my bed listening to somebody downstairs play the sax. Listen.” She put the mobile up against the wall for a few moments.

  “‘As Time Goes By’,” said her father. “From Casablanca. And it sounds as if it’s being played on a tenor sax. Not badly either.”

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  “It’s very loud,” said Pat. “It comes right up into my room.”

  “I suppose you must expect some saxophone music if you live in a flat,” he said. “Still, you could ask them to keep it down, couldn’t y
ou? Didn’t Tommy Smith learn to play the sax with socks stuffed down it because of the neighbours? I think he did.”

  “I don’t really mind,” said Pat. “It’s better than listening to Bruce.”

  “Your flatmate?”

  “Yes,” said Pat. “But I suppose he’s not too bad.”

  There was a short silence at the other end of the line. “You don’t want to come home, do you?”

  “No. I don’t.”

  14. The Smell of Cloves

  Pat switched off the mobile. The saxophone player had stopped, and only silence came through the walls.

  She began to think of Bruce, and how she should deal with him. It was not that he had been rude or stand-offish; it was more a question of his having patronised her. That might have been something to do with the fact that he was a crucial few years older than she was, but somehow it seemed to be more than that. It would be better, she thought, when the other two flatmates, Ian and Sheila, arrived, as Bruce would perhaps be a little bit less overbearing. But where were these other two? Bruce had said that they were away travelling, but had not been specific.

  He thought that they were in Greece, but he was not sure. And he had not said what they were doing there.

  Pat got up from her bed and closed the curtains. Her room still had a musty smell to it, and she had left the window slightly open to freshen the air. She had also bought a supply of joss sticks, and she lit one of these now, savouring the sharp sandalwood smell of the curling wisp of smoke.

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  back of her chair, she made her way through to the bathroom.

  It was a good opportunity to use it; Bruce tended to monopolise it when he was in, and the previous evening, when she had been trying to luxuriate in the bath, he had knocked on the door and asked her when she would be coming out. This was a small thing, perhaps, but it was irritating.

  Pat closed the bathroom door behind her and began to run a bath. Putting her towel down on the bentwood bathroom chair, she slipped out of her shoes and was about to get undressed when her eye was caught by the mirrored cupboard above the hand-basin. This was a large cupboard, and she noticed that there were greasy fingerprints on the mirror near the handle where somebody, presumably Bruce, had touched the mirror as he opened the cupboard door.

  A shared bathroom is not a place of secrets, and Pat felt quite entitled to open the cupboard. After all, she might store her things there too; Bruce did not have an exclusive claim to storage space, even if he was the senior resident.

  There were three shelves in the cupboard, and all of them were virtually full of jars and tubes. Pat peered at the labels on the jars nearest the front: après rasage pour hommes actifs; restoring cream for the masculine face; gel pour l’homme sportif. Pat leaned forward and made a closer inspection. She knew that men used cosmetics, but this, surely, was an over-abundance. And did men actually use body butter? Bruce apparently did.

  Pat reached forward and took out the jar of gel pour l’homme sportif. Opening it, she stuck a finger into the oleaginous substance and sniffed at it. It was not unpleasant; redolent of cloves perhaps. She took a further sniff at the gel, and then the jar slipped out of her hands and fell to the floor. It bounced once and shattered, leaving a circle of green gel on the floor, like a small inverted jelly, covered with fragments of glass.

  She stared at the broken glass and the now useless gel. A spicy smell hung in the air. So might Zanzibar smell, on a hot night, or an Indonesian bar with its cloud of clove tobacco smoke in the air; or the bathroom of a flat in Scotland Street. She left 560 SEC

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  the mess where it was, intending to clear it up after her bath.

  And she thought of her father, and a remark he had made about accidents and how they reveal our repressed wishes. We destroy that which we love, he had said. Had she intended to destroy Bruce’s hair gel, because she was falling in love with him?

  Impossible. She could not fall in love with Bruce. She simply could not.

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  Pat left the flat the next morning at precisely the time that Domenica Macdonald opened her door onto their mutual landing. Domenica, wearing a green overcoat and carrying a scuffed leather bag, greeted her warmly and enquired about her settling in.

  “I’m very happy,” said Pat, but thought immediately of the fact that she had not told Bruce about the dropping of the gel.

  “It’s all going well, or . . .” Quite well was what she meant to say.

  “I know,” said Domenica, lowering her voice. “Bruce might be a little bit, how should we put it? Difficult? Is that the right word, difficult?”

  “Different,” suggested Pat.

  Domenica smiled, and took Pat’s arm as they went downstairs.

  “Men are different, aren’t they? I remember when I first lived with a man – my husband, in fact, things being somewhat more respectable in those days, I found it very strange indeed. Men are so . . . so. . . well, I must say I don’t quite know the word for men, do you?”

  “Masculine?” suggested Pat.

  Domenica laughed. “Exactly. That says everything, doesn’t it?

  Bruce is masculine. In a way.” She looked at Pat in a shared moment of feminine understanding. “They’re little boys, aren’t they? That’s what I think they are.”

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  Domenica gestured at the door of the flat on the right. “Speaking of little boys, that’s where young Bertie lives. You will have heard him playing the saxophone last night, I assume.”

  Pat glanced at the door, which was painted light blue and bore a sticker indicating that no nuclear power was produced, nor used, within.

  “Yes,” she said. “I heard him.”

  Domenica sighed. “I don’t object to the noise. He plays remarkably well, actually. What I object to is his age.”

  Pat was uncertain what this meant, and looked at Domenica quizzically. It was difficult to imagine how one might object to the age of another person: age was something beyond one’s control, surely.

  Domenica sensed her confusion. “Bertie, you see, is very young. He’s about five, I believe. And that’s too young to play the saxophone.”

  “Five!”

  “Yes,” said Domenica, looking disapprovingly at the landing behind them and at the light blue door. “Very pushy parents!

  Very pushy, particularly her. They’re trying to raise him as some sort of infant prodigy. He’s being taught music and Italian by his mother. Heaven knows why they decided on the saxophone, but there we are. Poor child!”

  Pat found it difficult to imagine a five-year-old boy playing As Time Goes By on the saxophone. If it was a tenor instrument, then it would be difficult to see how his fingers would span the keys. And a saxophone would be almost as tall as the boy himself.

  Did he stand, then, on a chair to play it?

  “The whole point about childhood,” Domenica went on, “is that it affords us a brief moment of innocence and protection from the pressures of the world. Parents who push their children too hard intrude on that little bit of space. And of course they make their children massively anxious. You weren’t pushed by your parents, were you?”

  Pat shook her head. “Not at all. I was encouraged, but not pushed.”

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  that you weren’t pushed. You’re too calm and sensible. You seem to be a very balanced person to me. Not that I know you terribly well. In fact, I don’t know you at all. But one gets that feeling about you.”

  Pat felt vaguely embarrassed by this conversation, and was about to change the subject, but they had by now reached the front door and Domenica had disengaged her arm.

  “You’re on your way to work?”

  “Yes,” said Pat.

  “I cou
ld give you a lift,” Domenica offered. “My car is right there in the street. It would be no trouble.”

  “Work is just round the corner,” said Pat. “It’s kind of you, though.”

  Domenica paid no attention to this refusal. “That’s it over there,” she said. “That custard-coloured Mercedes-Benz 560

  SEC. That’s my car.”

  Pat stared at the car which was being pointed out by Domenica.

  It was a sleek-looking coupé with gleaming silver hub caps and a proud Mercedes circle worked into the grille. “It’s a very beautiful car,” she said. “A lovely car.”

  “It’s a dream to drive,” said Domenica. “It has a double kick-down feature. You press your foot right down and it shifts the automatic gear-box down, twice, if you need it. And the power! The engine capacity is five point six litres, which gives it the power of five Minis!”

  “Five Minis!” exclaimed Pat.

  “Yes!” said Domenica. “Five Minis! Now come, my dear, let’s get in it!”

  16. Irrational Beliefs and the Mind of the Child Bertie and his mother came out of the front door of 44 Scotland Street just after Domenica and Pat had strapped themselves into the front seats of the custard-coloured Mercedes-Benz. Neither couple noticed one another: Domenica was busy with the starting of the engine, while Pat was looking with admiration at the plush off-custard leather upholstery and the polished walnut dashboard. For their part, the two members of the Pollock family, young Bertie, aged five, and his mother, Irene, aged thirty-four, were concerned about getting to the East New Town Nursery in good time. For Bertie, an early arrival was important if he was to secure the train set before other boys, with lesser moral entitlements, claimed it; for Irene, an early arrival meant that she could speak to the supervisor, Miss Christabel Macfadzean, before she became too distracted by children and parents to give her any attention. There were several matters which she wished to raise with her, and it was no good writing to her as she never gave anything more than a brief acknowledgment of the note.