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  A BAG OF MOONSHINE

  Alan Garner

  Boggarts and gowks, fools and hobgoblins are only some of the strange and wonderful creatures in A Bag of Moonshine, Alan Garner’s new collection of stories chosen from the folklore of England and Wales.

  Children will be enchanted with these tales - of the Welsh boy who hooked a salmon that pulled him back into the river and demanded to be his sweetheart; of Colloo’s baby that bounced out of its cradle and whirled round the kitchen to the tune of Horn Bridson’s fiddle. There’s the sad, beautiful story of Hewin and his bride Belenay, who came to him out of the lake and the tale of the strange little man, Harry-Cap, who pointed three brothers towards their varying fortunes.

  Alan Garner’s sensitive ear for language and his feel for story make this book ideal for reading aloud to quite young children.

  Slightly older children will be able to read the stories to themselves, and everybody, young or old, will delight in the marvellous mixture of magic and enchantment, wizardry and trickery which is to be found in this glorious “Bag of Moonshine”.

  The outstanding colour and black and white illustrations by Patrick James Lynch are uncannily right for this very special book which is sure to be treasured by any child who receives it.

  DELACORTE PRESS/NEW YORK

  A Bag of Moonshine

  THE WEIRDSTONE OF BRISINGAMEN THE MOON OF GOMRATH ELIDOR THE OWL SERVICE RED SHIFT THE STONE BOOK QUARTET THE STONE BOOK GRANNY REARDUN THE AIMER GATE TOM FOBBLE’S DAY THE LAD OF THE GAD ALAN GARNER’S BOOK OF BRITISH FAIRY TALES FAIRY TALES OF GOLD

  A BAG OF MOONSHINE

  Alan Garner Illustrations by Patrick James Lynch

  DELACORTE PRESS/NEW YORK

  Published by Delacorte Press 1 Dag Hammarskjold Plaza New York, NY 10017

  Published simultaneously in Great Britain by William Collins Sons & Co. Ltd.

  Text Copyright © 1986 by Alan Garner

  Illustrations Copyright © 1986 by Patrick James Lynch

  All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, recording or by any information storage and retrieval system, without the written permission of the Publisher, except where permitted by law.

  Manufactured in Singapore

  First U.S.A. printing

  Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data

  Garner, Alan.

  A bag of moonshine.

  Summary: Twenty-two folktales from various parts of the British Isles.

  1. Tales—Great Britain. [1. Folklore—Great Britain]

  I. Lynch, Patrick James, ill. II. Tide.

  PZ8.1.G167Bag 1986 398.2T0941

  ISBN 0-385-29517-0 |5'65T>V

  Library of Congress Catalog Card Number: 86-13382

  Contents

  Jack My Lad 9

  Mr Vinegar 16

  Grey Goat 21

  Tom Poker 26

  Jack and the Boggarts 30

  Mollyndroat 35

  The Three Gowks 44

  A Fat Hen 50

  Jack and the Beekeeper 54

  The Salmon Cariad 63

  Wicked Sparrow 68

  Billy Bowker’s Mowing Match 74

  Horn Bridson 80

  Cocky-keeko 88

  Jack Hannaford and the Gold to Paradise 94

  Todlowery 99

  Johnny Whopstraw and the Hare 106

  Belenay of the Lake 109

  Alice of the Lea 116

  Harry-cap and the Three Brothers 123

  A Bag of Moonshine 134

  Loppy Lankin 136

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  Wilfred Lancaster

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  for

  Joshua Birtles Fred Wright Tom Turnock Dafydd Rees

  IN MEMORIAM

  “ - it is in the speech of carters and housewives, in the speech of blacksmiths and old women, that one discovers the magic that sings the claim of the voice in the shadow, or that chants the rhyme of the fish in the well.”

  JOHN MARUSKIN

  Jack My Lad

  Jack was a boy that sold buttermilk, and one day, as he went along, he met a witch.

  “Jack, my lad,” said the witch, “sell me a bit of your buttermilk.”

  “No,” said Jack. “I shall not.”

  “If you don’t,” said the witch, “I’ll put you in my sack.”

  “No,” said Jack. “Not a drop,” said Jack. “You can’t have any; and that’s that.”

  So the witch put Jack in her sack, the sack on her back, and set off for home. After a while, she said, “Eh up. I was forgetting. I’ll want some fat to fry with.”

  “Then you’d best let me down, missis,” said Jack, “and go fetch your fat. I’m too big to carry to the shop.”

  “If I do that,” said the witch, “you’ll run away.” “No, I’ll never,” said Jack.

  The witch saw some men who were cutting a thorn tree; and she said to them, “Just you keep an eye on this sack for me while I go fetch some fat to fry with.”

  “Right you are, missis,” said the men. “We’ll keep an eye on your sack.”

  So the witch left the sack with the men, and off she went to fetch her fat.

  As soon as she was gone, “Now then,” said Jack. “You let us out, and I’ll give you some buttermilk.” Well, the men let Jack out, and he gave them some buttermilk, and he said, “I know what. Fill this here sack up with the thorns you’ve been cutting, and I’ll get off home.”

  So the men filled the sack with the thorns, and Jack went home. And along comes the witch with the fat, takes the sack full of thorns, sets the sack on her back, and off she goes.

  Well, it wasn’t long before those thorns began to prick her, and the witch, she said, “I reckon you’ve got pins in your pocket, Jack, my lad. I mustn’t forget to take them out when I’m frying.” But when she got to her house and opened the sack and tipped the thorns onto a clean white sheet, she said, “Well, I’ll be jiggered! Jack, my lad, I’m going to catch you, and then I’m going to boil you; and that’s a fact.”

  The next day, Jack met the witch again.

  “Jack, my lad,” said the witch, “sell me a bit of your buttermilk.”

  “No,” said Jack. “I shall not.”

  “If you don’t,” said the witch, “I’ll put you in my sack.”

  “No,” said Jack. “Not a drop,” said Jack. “You can’t have any; and that’s that.”

  So the witch put Jack in her sack, the sack on her back, and set off for home. After a while, she said, “Eh up. I was forgetting. I’ll want some salt to boil with.”

  “Then you’d best let me down, missis,” said Jack, “and go fetch your salt. I’m too big to carry to the shop.”

  “If I do that,” said the witch, “you’ll run away.”

  Jack My Lad “No, I’ll never,” said Jack.

  The witch saw some men who were digging a hole; and she said to them, “Just you keep an eye on this sack for me while I go fetch some salt to boil with.” “Right you are, missis,” said the men. “We’ll keep an eye on your sack.”

  So the witch left the sack with the men, and off she went to fetch her salt.

  As soon as she was gone, “Now then,” said Jack. “You let us out, and I’ll give you some buttermilk.” Well, the men let Jack out, and he gave them some buttermilk, and he said, “I know what. Fill this here

  sack up with the stones you’ve been digging, and I’ll get off home.”

  So the men filled the sack with the stones, and Jack went home. And along comes the witch with the salt, takes the sack full of
stones, sets the sack on her back, and off she goes.

  Well, it wasn’t long before the stones began to rattle, and the witch, she said, “My lad Jack, your bones do crack!” But when she got to her house and opened the sack and tipped the stones onto a clean white sheet, she said, “Well, I’ll be jiggered! Jack, my lad, I’m going to catch you, and then I’m going to roast you; and that’s a fact.”

  The next day, Jack met the witch again.

  “Jack, my lad,” said the witch, “sell me a bit of your buttermilk.”

  “No,” said Jack. “I shall not.”

  “If you don’t,” said the witch, “I’ll put you in my sack.”

  “No,” said Jack. “Not a drop,” said Jack. “You can’t have any; and that’s that.”

  So the witch put Jack in her sack, the sack on her back, and set off for home. And when she got. to her house, the witch said to her cat, “Just you keep an eye on this sack for me, while I fetch sticks for the fire.”

  The witch left the sack with the cat, and locked the door behind her while she fetched sticks for the fire.

  As soon as she was gone, “Now then,” said Jack. “You let us out, and I’ll give you some buttermilk.” Well, the cat let Jack out, and he gave it some buttermilk; and after that, he filled the sack with every pot in the witch’s scullery. Then he ran up the flue, down the roof and all the way back to his own house.

  The witch came in with the sticks. She lit the fire, opened the sack, tipped the pots onto a clean white sheet, and broke them every single one.

  “Well, I’ll be jiggered!” said the witch. “Jack, my lad!” she shouted up the chimney. “Keep your buttermilk, you great nowt! And never again come near me!”

  And he never did.

  Mr Vinegar

  Mr and Mrs Vinegar lived in a vinegar bottle, and one day Mrs Vinegar was sweeping the house so hard she broke it all to bits.

  “Eh dear,” said Mr Vinegar when he came home. “Smashed to smithereens. But never mind.” And he picked up the door of the house, and set it on his back and marched off with Mrs Vinegar into the world to mend their fortunes.

  After a while, they came to a wood, and a thick dark wood it was, too, by all accounts, with wolves and bears and suchlike in it; and Mr and Mrs Vinegar didn’t fancy spending the night there; they did not. So they marched up into a tree, with their door, and settled themselves to sleep in the branches.

  Well, they hadn’t been there long when what should happen but a gang of robbers sat down at the bottom of the tree and started to share out the money they’d got from robbing people and cutting their throats.

  “Here’s a guinea for you,” one was saying, and, “No, it isn’t,” says another, “that’s mine;” and another, “It never is,” he says, “just you give it here!” and so on, till they were fighting and making such a row that Mr and Mrs Vinegar, up in the tree, didn’t know what to do. They shook and they shook. They trembled and they trembled; and they trembled the door right out of the tree down onto the robbers’ heads; and the robbers, they ran off, half scared to death.

  But Mr and Mrs Vinegar didn’t dare to come down from that tree until daylight. Then Mr Vinegar picked up the door to set it on his back and march off to mend their fortunes; and what should he see under that door but a heap of golden guineas that the robbers had left behind them.

  “Eh dear,” said Mr Vinegar. “What a performance.” “My stars and garters and little apples!” said Mrs Vinegar. “You take these golden guineas and buy us a cow, and that will set us up for life.”

  So Mr Vinegar took the golden guineas, and he went to the market to buy him a cow. And he bought a cow: a fine, red cow in full milk it was. He handed over the golden guineas, and he drove the cow back along the road to show to his wife.

  Well, he hadn’t gone far when he met a man playing bagpipes, and all the children were following him and dancing.

  “Eh dear,” said Mr Vinegar. “I do wish I had those bagpipes, and then. But never mind.”

  “You can have these bagpipes,” said the man, “if you’ll give me your red cow.”

  “Done!” said Mr Vinegar. And he gave the man the red cow, and the man gave him the bagpipes, and Mr Vinegar marched off down the road, the children following. But Mr Vinegar had never learned to play on bagpipes, nor on anything else, for that matter, and the children soon began to laugh at him and his caterwauling. They didn’t dance any more, either, and Mr Vinegar’s fingers grew stiff and cold with trying to play.

  “Eh dear,” said Mr Vinegar. “I do wish I had a pair of gloves to warm me, and then. But never mind.” “You can have my gloves,” said a man on the road, “if you’ll give me your bagpipes.”

  “Done!” said Mr Vinegar. And he gave the man the bagpipes, and Mr Vinegar put the gloves on and marched off to show them to his wife.

  By this time it was getting late, and Mr Vinegar was tired, and when he saw a man coming towards him with a good stout stick in his hand, Mr Vinegar said, “Eh dear. I do wish I had a good stout stick in my hand to lean on, and then. But never mind.”

  “You can have my stick,” said the man, “if you’ll give me your gloves.”

  “Done!” said Mr Vinegar. The man took the gloves, and Mr Vinegar took the stick and he marched off to show it to his wife.

  Now there was a parrot sitting in a tree, and when

  it saw Mr Vinegar on the road it laughed, and said, “You rum cove! You could have got that stick from any hedge. Where are your golden guineas now?”

  “You get off with your bother!” said Mr Vinegar; and he was so vexed he threw the stick at the parrot; but he missed, and the stick lodged fast in the tree where he couldn’t reach it, and the parrot flew away, laughing.

  So, with no cow, no bagpipes, no gloves, and no stick, either, Mr Vinegar went back to his wife. But Mrs Vinegar, didn’t she give him some stick, after? What! She did that! I’ll say she did! She gave him stick all right, and no error!

  Grey Goat

  Once upon a time there was a grey goat, and she had three kids. She went to the forest to fetch wood for the stove, and when she came back the kids had gone. They were not in the house. They were not in the field. So the grey goat set out to find them.

  She met a gull on a rock, and she said:

  “Here am I, a grey goat.

  Lost are my kind kids.

  Back and to I go.

  Dark is the night till I find them.”

  But the gull said:

  “By earth that is under, by air that is over,

  I have not seen your kids.”

  The grey goat went on, until she met a crow at a gate, and she said:

  “Here am I, a grey goat. '

  Lost are my kind kids.

  Back and to I go.

  Dark is the night till I find them.”

  But the crow said:

  “By earth that is under, by air that is over,

  I have not seen your kids.”

  So the grey goat went on, until she came to the house of a fox; and she stood on the roof. The fox looked out of the window, and said:

  “It grows dim here.

  My pot will not boil.

  My cake will not bake.

  My child will not go to the well.

  Who is on top?”

  And the grey goat said:

  “Here am I, a grey goat.

  Lost are my kind kids.

  Back and to I go.

  Dark is the night till I find them.”

  A Bag of Moonshine

  But the fox said:

  “By thorn and by fire, by earth that is under, by star and by storm,

  I have not seen your kids.”

  The grey goat said, “Even so, let me in.” So the fox let her in. And the grey goat looked all around, and said:

  “No food on the shelf.

  No meal in the pot.

  Yet here’s a fat fox, not a lean one.”

  And the fox said again:

  . “By thorn and by fire,

/>   by earth that is under, by star and by storm,

  I have not seen your kids.

  Never. Never.

  I have not seen your kids.”

  But the grey goat looked all around, and said:

  “No food on the shelf - ”

  And a voice called out, “Mother!”

  And the grey goat said:

  “No meal in the pot - ”

  And a voice called out, “Mother! Mother!”

  And the grey goat said:

  “Yet here’s a fat fox, not a lean one!”

  And a voice called out, “Mother! Mother! Mother!” Then the grey goat took an axe, and killed the fox; and inside the fox were the three kids; and they threw the fox onto the midden and all went home together.

  Now it would be fine indeed if there were more; but there is not.

  Tom Poker

  One winter’s day, Tom Poker went out chopping wood. (It was a hard winter, and times were bad.)

  He’d not gone far when he trod on some ice; and he slipped and he fell, and it took his breath away. Tom Poker said to the ice, “Ice, ice,” said Tom Poker, ^‘you’ve knocked me down. You must be strong.”

  “I am,” said the ice. “You may depend on it.”

  “But when sun comes, you run away,” said Tom Poker.

  “Oh,” said the ice, “that’s very true.”

  “Well, then,” said Tom Poker; “sun is stronger.” And the ice said, “He is, seemingly.”

  Tom Poker said to the sun, “Sun, sun,” said Tom Poker, “are you strong?”

  “I am,” said the sun. “You may depend on it.”

  “But when cloud comes, you hide,” said Tom Poker.

  “Oh,” said the sun, “that’s very true.”

  “Well, then,” said Tom Poker; “cloud is stronger.” And the sun said, “She is, seemingly.”

  Tom Poker said to the cloud, “Cloud, cloud,” said Tom Poker, “are you strong?”

  “I am,” said the cloud. “You may depend on it.” “But when wind comes, you’re blown to bits,” said Tom Poker.

  “Oh,” said the cloud, “that’s very true.”