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  CHAPTER IV

  NEW QUARTERS

  O'Malley sat at a table with a whole pie before him. He sliced it neatlyacross, then turned it half around and sliced it across again. Allisonsnorted his contempt while Stan watched, a grin on his face.

  "Niver be it said an O'Malley is hoggish. Will ye have a wee slab o'pie, Mister Wilson or Mister Allison?"

  "Thanks, no," Stan answered. "I'm carrying all the ballast I can handleright now."

  "I say, old chap, could that be the second or is it the third pie you'vehad this afternoon?" Allison cocked an eye at O'Malley whose big mouthwas open to receive almost half of one piece of pie.

  O'Malley munched the pie. "'Tis but the third, Commander, and niggardlypies they make, too. Take the pies Mrs. O'Malley makes, now they arepies." He grinned as he slid his hand under another quarter of pie.

  At that moment an orderly appeared and handed Allison a slip of paper.Allison read it and scribbled a notation on it, handing it back to theorderly.

  "Nothin' iver happens in this here spot," O'Malley was complaining as hefell upon the third quarter of pie. "And this mess has no idea of aproper pie. They have nothing but berry pie, which is little in the wayof pie."

  "We'll be back on night flights up the glory trail by tomorrow night,O'Malley," Allison said. "But right now the O.C. wants to talk to thethree of us in his office."

  O'Malley gathered up the rest of the pie. Allison scowled.

  "I say, Irisher, you can't go in on the O.C. with a platter of pie inyour hand."

  "Sure, and that's a fact," O'Malley agreed. "Hold onto yerselves, boys,and I'll fix it according to regulations." He shoved half the piece ofpie into his mouth.

  Allison and Stan waited until he had finished. Then the three of themheaded for the O.C.'s office. Their rap at the door was answered by agruff voice and they entered.

  The O.C. was a grizzled veteran of World War I. He looked at them withgrim satisfaction. They were three of the best men he had, flying fools,ready to tackle any assignment.

  "Sit down, gentlemen," he said gruffly.

  They sat down, O'Malley slumping into his chair with his head thrustforward. He looked lank and hungry as he sat there and anyone exceptStan and Allison would have said he hadn't had a square meal in a week.

  The O.C. picked up a sheet of paper and stared at it, then he gloweredat the three fliers. He cleared his throat and tapped the sheet ofpaper. His eyes were upon O'Malley. Suddenly he put the paper down.

  "Something reminds me I have not had a bite to eat so far today," hesaid. "Do you boys mind if I have something sent in while I'm talkingwith you? I won't be able to get away later."

  "Certainly not, sir," Allison said.

  The O.C. was still looking at O'Malley. "Will you boys join me? A spotof tea or something?"

  Before Allison or Stan could politely refuse, O'Malley answered, "Well,sir, I'm not partial to tea, but I could manage with a wee slab o' pie."

  Allison glared at him while Stan struggled to smother a grin. The O.C.looked at them. "Would you boys have some pie?"

  "No, thanks," both spoke in unison.

  The O.C. rang and an orderly appeared. He took the Commander's order andhurried away. When the door closed the O.C. turned to Allison.

  "I always get the bad part of every deal. Before me I have an ordertransferring you three men to Croydon Field. As soon as I get a fewsatisfactory men around me they are taken away." He looked sourly atO'Malley as though blaming him. "Take this wild man, O'Malley. He hasbegun to attract notice."

  "It's been so quiet no man could attract notice," O'Malley saidgloomily.

  The O.C. smiled and fished another paper out of a tray. "Twenty-fourhours in the air," he read. "Three Dornier bombers and two Messerschmittfighters shot down by Lieutenant O'Malley." He slid the report into afile. "So this is quiet, eh?" He actually smiled as he said it.

  The orderly returned with a tray which O'Malley eyed hopefully. The O.C.lifted a cloth from his luncheon. The orderly carried a plate toO'Malley and handed him a fork. O'Malley waved the fork aside andscooped the pie off the plate. Sadly, he inspected it. It was blueberry,the same as his mess was supplying. Out of the side of his mouth hesaid:

  "Ah well, it will do, but I thought it might be the O.C. ate at adifferent mess."

  "You boys will report to headquarters at Croydon at once." He looked atO'Malley and a startled expression came over his face. The Irisher's piehad disappeared.

  "Yes, sir," Allison said and got to his feet.

  The O.C. got to his feet and his wintry face cracked into a thin smileas he shook hands with each of the boys.

  "This is quite a war and we have to hit as hard as we can and all pulltogether. They need you more at Croydon than I do here. Good luck toyou."

  The three snapped salutes and faced about. They hurried out of thebuilding and across the square. Within a half-hour they were packed andready for the car that was to take them to their new home.

  "I'm not sorry saying good-by to those bloated balloons," Allison saidas he looked up toward the south.

  "I'm glad I'm leaving. It will save me punching a fellow officer in thejaw," Stan said grimly.

  "There won't be anything excitin' goin' on over there," O'Malley saidsourly.

  "They may have some other kind of pie." Allison grinned.

  An eager light came into O'Malley's eye. "Sure, and that's a thoughtworth rememberin'," he muttered.

  The mess at Croydon was a large room and had a phonograph as well as aconsole radio. There was a nice assortment of old but comfortable chairsand lounges, and there was a counter where food and drinks were served.The three members of Red Flight arrived at the mess about the same time.

  O'Malley saw the counter at once and his eyes lighted eagerly. Back ofthe counter were shelves and on one of the shelves sat a half-dozenpies. A Wing Commander and a Squadron Leader were leaning against thecenter of the counter. Allison was for barging on past withoutdisturbing the superior officers, but O'Malley had his eyes on the pieshelf.

  "Shove in, me hearties, the treat's on Mrs. O'Malley's son."

  O'Malley shoved in beside the Wing Commander with Stan and Allisonfacing him.

  "Tea," Allison ordered.

  "Coffee, black," Stan said.

  "Pie." O'Malley said it hungerly.

  The corporal behind the pie counter fixed Allison's pot of tea andpoured Stan's coffee, then he turned to O'Malley.

  "What kind of pie, sir?"

  For a moment O'Malley was struck dumb over his great good luck. Thismess had a choice of pie.

  "Apple," he said hopefully.

  The corporal set a brown crusted pie on the counter and poised a knifeover it. O'Malley reached over and took the knife. He proceeded to cutthe pie four ways.

  "But I say, sir, we don't cut pies that way. It's against regulations,sir." The corporal was plainly flustered.

  "Indaid?" O'Malley said. "An' could ye put down the whole pie in me chitbook?"

  "Of course, sir, but really if you let me cut it, sir, it wouldn't beruined and you'll pay for only the portion you eat."

  "Ah," O'Malley said and slid a quarter of the pie out of the tin andinto his big hand. The corporal watched with fascination as the slabdisappeared.

  The Wing Commander was talking and the three junior officers could notavoid overhearing him.

  "The Messerschmitt One-Tens coming over lately have a new gun. We'd liketo get our hands on one of them, but so far we haven't salvagedanything."

  "How about Intelligence in France? They ought to be able to get ussomething," said the Squadron Leader.

  "No, if we get one it will be by pure accident," the Wing Commanderanswered sourly.

  O'Malley was starting on his third piece of pie. He had it in his handand halfway to his open mouth. He lowered it and swung around to facethe Wing Commander.

  "The aisiest thing in the world, gettin' one of them guns," he said.

  The Wing Commander turned toward O'Malley and looked
from his face tothe big slab of pie and then back again. His manner dripped frost.Allison got a glimpse of his insignia and kicked O'Malley on the shin.O'Malley grinned at the Wing Commander, then took a big bite of pie. TheWing Commander stiffened and snorted like a Merlin backfiring on asub-zero morning.

  "Did you speak, sir?" he asked.

  O'Malley was unabashed, even when the Wing Commander bent a frigid lookupon the wreck of the apple pie on the plate at his elbow.

  "I said it would be aisy, gettin' one of them new guns," O'Malleyrepeated.

  "Perhaps you can bring one to my office not later than tomorrow night,"the Wing Commander snapped.

  "And may I ask who I'll deliver it to?" O'Malley opened his mouth andthe rest of the pie disappeared into it.

  Signs of apoplexy began to show on the Wing Commander's face, but hisvoice was steady.

  "Just deliver it to Wing Commander Farrell."

  "Sure, an' I'll hand it to ye personal," O'Malley promised.

  The Wing Commander bowed stiffly and turned away. The Squadron Leaderwiped a smile off his lips and stared stonily at O'Malley. They marchedoff together.

  "Now you've done it, you Irisher," Allison growled. "That's the man wehave to fly under and I have to report to him within a half-hour."

  "'Tis a lot too many brass hats this man's army has around and I don'tlike them, but I'll do this Wing Commander a favor, bein' as he seemed abit worked up over that new Jerry gun." O'Malley looked at the piecounter but shook his head. Five pies in one afternoon might spoil hisdinner and he planned to enjoy a real feed.

  Allison shoved off to report to the O.C. while Stan and O'Malley wentover to the phonograph and turned it on. O'Malley lay on a divan withhis feet well above his head. Stan sat back in a deep chair. Beforedozing off he wanted to ask the Irisher a question.

  "Whatever made you pull that crack to the Wing Commander?"

  "Sure, an' I was just offerin' to do me bit of winnin' the war,"O'Malley said and closed his eyes.

  Stan stared at him. It suddenly dawned upon him that O'Malley hadn'tbeen fooling, he meant to deliver a Messerschmitt One-Ten to WingCommander Farrell. He began to laugh. O'Malley opened his eyes and agrieved expression came over his face.

  "You laughin' at me?" he demanded and there was a dangerous glint in hisdark eyes.

  "No," Stan said slowly. "I was thinking about how Wing Commander Farrellwill look when you plump that gun down on his desk."

  O'Malley grinned and closed his eyes again. "I'll let you go along withme," he said.

  Stan studied the wild Irishman. He knew enough about O'Malley to expectanything from him. There could be no doubt but that Red Flight was infor some real circus stuff the next day. He hoped they contacted aflight of Messerschmitt One-Tens over the channel. He had no relish forthe idea of trailing O'Malley into Germany and covering him while hefilched a gun from one of Hitler's arsenals, but he was anxious to findout what scheme the Irisher had up his sleeve.

  Allison came back and plumped into a chair. "I was lucky. The WingCommander never suspected that I was with this wild Irishman. He thinksour hungry friend here is a ground man escaped from a nut-house."

  O'Malley made no comeback. He was sound asleep, his Adam's apple ridingup and down gently, his lips moving as he snored deeply. Stan said in alow voice:

  "He meant it when he offered to get a gun for the O.C."

  "Now, now, you Yanks are gullible, everyone knows that, old man, but youshouldn't be taken in so easy."

  "You wait and see," Stan said. "We'll have to stick with him no matterwhat fool stunt he pulls."

  "Sure, old chap," Allison agreed, but the sardonic twist of his mouthshowed he thought Stan as crazy as O'Malley. He got to his feet. "Don'tlet him miss dinner or we'll have trouble. We aren't on the call listuntil tomorrow morning. I have a bid to a bit of a dinner outsidetonight."

  "Gal?" Stan asked.

  "Gal," Allison agreed.

  "I'll wake the Irisher up," Stan promised.

  * * * * *

  The next morning Allison came barging into the breakfast room gloweringsavagely. He dropped into a chair across from Stan and O'Malley andsnapped his order at the corporal. O'Malley gave him a brief look, thenreturned to his job of spreading jam on a huge stack of hot cakes whichwere flanked by a double order of sausages. The lank Irisher was not ina talkative mood. Stan grinned at Allison.

  "What's eating on you? Did some civilian steal your gal?"

  Allison glared at him. "We have friends over here at Croydon. The waythey run a war! You'd think somebody would wake up to a few things!"

  "What sort of an assignment did we get?" Stan was sure Allison was riledover the assignment they had been given.

  "Nursing a flock of coal barges through the channel. Just big, lumberingboats not worth as much as the coal inside them. The Jerries won't wastea pound of T.N.T. on any of them. The only chance we'll have will be ifthey try to dive bomb a destroyer tagging along." Allison jerked a plateof bacon and eggs to him and shot a hard look at the corporal. "Blackcoffee," he snapped.

  "We rate better than that," Stan said.

  "My dear fellow," Allison spoke with elaborate politeness. "We have afriend over in the flight office. He got himself transferred yesterdayso as to be helpful to us."

  "He couldn't be anyone I know," Stan said.

  "But of course he is. He is a dear friend of yours. In fact you offeredto punch his nose for him once."

  "Not Garret?" Stan stared at Allison.

  "Lieutenant Arch Garret."

  "How did he do it with a blackball against him?" Stan demanded.

  "Pull, my dear fellow, as the Americans say. A drag somewhere. Now he'ssitting where he can retire Red Flight to a peaceful life, and if we dobag a bandit, we'll have to have an affidavit from the King to getcredit for it."

  "How about a transfer?"

  "No go, he'd have a finger in that too. In fact, my dear fellow, Iapplied for a transfer and got turned down, all before breakfast."

  Stan looked across at O'Malley who was on his last hot cake. He wasbeaming pleasantly, his eyes looking out across the room. He had paid noattention at all to the bad news.

  "You seem to like it, O'Malley," Allison growled.

  "Huh?" the Irisher said with a start. Then he grinned. "'Tis a poor spotin the channel that has no Messerschmitt One-Tens poking about in theclouds."

  "And we'll sit around warming a chair waiting for a chance at a singleor a double," Allison snapped.

  "Sure, an' I can't be worried this mornin'," O'Malley said and got tohis feet.

  "What's got into him?" Allison asked sourly.

  "You wouldn't believe it if I told you," Stan said with a wide grin.

  Allison glared at him, and muttered, "You two make me tired."